WTF are "Mexican Beans?"

[Steve The Bluesman]

I was perusing the SI article on Bonds and came across this:

"...Bonds experimented with the steroid Winstrol after the 1998 season. By 2001, doping calendars kept by Anderson showed Bonds using designer steroids called "the clear" and "the cream"; Deca-Durabolin; human growth hormone; testosterone; insulin; fast-acting steroids called "Mexican beans"; trenbolone, a steroid used in beef cattle; and Clomid, a female fertility drug."

What the hell are Mexican Beans?


Bluesman

 

[drrman]

haha, who the fuck knows...

 

[ego boner]

prolly an oral AAS bought in mexico, but i have never heardof it referred to as that

 

[KD1]

Probably some form of Fina pellets that are abundant in mexico.

 

[NYBodyguard]

they need to add as much mystery as possible thats what good book promotion is all about

 

[ego boner]

Media Smoke Mirrors Money Any Questons?

 

[kaalgsio2]

What the hell are Mexican Beans?
Bluesman

"He also popped Mexican beans, fast-acting steroids thought to clear the user's system within a few days. The label of the container read, "Andriol. Undecanoato de testosterone" -- in English: testosterone decanoate."
-Excerpted from Game of Shadows, by Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/magazine/03/06/growth0313/index.html

 

[karachi183]

Black and re-fried.... LOL

 

[Mr.X]

Whatever they are, the media is a bunch of morons.

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Dont know what that is, but puerto rican rice is the bomb..

 

[Tryin2grow]

They are similar to the cuban plantanes...crazy strength...LOL!

 

[ass_face]

The ravings of a fucking moron.

 

[BigCracker]

As a kid I had Mexican Jumping Beans. They looked like unground coffee beans and they jumped and flipped around every few seconds. I guess it's a result of some sort of worm being inside the beans? Probably not AAS related. Venus Fly Traps were cooler though.

 

[big_boy_1]

What the hell are Mexican Beans?

Leguminous seeds, usually black, that produce an incredible amount of farting.

Now seriously: Any oral steroid legally sold in mexico, even if not manufactured there.

 

[brooklynheight]

mexicans only use pinto beans

hope this helps

 

[INNOCENT]

something that goes on an mexican dish.. like bean dip. ? or should i say "bean sauce"

 

[itlnstln]

As a kid I had Mexican Jumping Beans. They looked like unground coffee beans and they jumped and flipped around every few seconds. I guess it's a result of some sort of worm being inside the beans? Probably not AAS related. Venus Fly Traps were cooler though.

Venus Fly traps, no

THE "Venus Fly Trap" - Yayesh

 

[steelmass]

They also said he did Testosterone Decanoate - a "Fast acting Steroid"... 15 day Half-life? Short? Ok...

 

[flyingjer]

as i said in the post earlier about bonds, i am sure that they are andriol which is testosterone decoanate in pill form, being that its taking orally the halflife of hte ester doesnt matter much, but you do have to pop a lot of them to be effective, seeing that they are not alkylated, they get destroyed by the liver and are pretty expensive, hence why we probably don't know much about them, they are worthless pretty much, unless you have money, (oral testosterone for pussys)

 

[donsj]

baseball players call amphetamine pills "greenies" or "beans"

 

[jp000]

Leguminous seeds, usually black, that produce an incredible amount of farting.

Now seriously: Any oral steroid legally sold in mexico, even if not manufactured there.

Definitely, you could probably go into any pharmacy and ask for "mexican beans" and they would load you up with all kinds of shit.

The grab bag, for 5 bucks reach in and grab a hand full of pills.

 

[maldorf]

As a kid I had Mexican Jumping Beans. They looked like unground coffee beans and they jumped and flipped around every few seconds. I guess it's a result of some sort of worm being inside the beans? Probably not AAS related. Venus Fly Traps were cooler though.

Yeah I had those as a kid too. I opened the beans up and there were little worms inside. Kinda sucked when I saw that, almost like when I found out my sea monkeys were just brine shrimp!

 

[BigCracker]

Yeah I had those as a kid too. I opened the beans up and there were little worms inside. Kinda sucked when I saw that, almost like when I found out my sea monkeys were just brine shrimp!

And I always wondered why my mom wouldn't let me have that ant farm??? I probably would've infested the whole house. Making the canon out of soda cans, lighter fluid and a tennis ball, was the shit though. I'm surprised I never got my ass caught on fire.

 

[maldorf]

And I always wondered why my mom wouldn't let me have that ant farm??? I probably would've infested the whole house. Making the canon out of soda cans, lighter fluid and a tennis ball, was the shit though. I'm surprised I never got my ass caught on fire.

Yeah we did the cannon thing too, but used the tennis ball can for the cannon. After we got tired of doing that,kids get bored fast, we decided to just kick a flaming tennis ball around. Soaked that sucker in gas and kicked it into a neighbor's yard, promptly setting it onfire becuase it was the middle of summer and hadnt rained for weeks.