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Sintal

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Hail Loathens Of Elite Suckness!

I come to you, to deliever this message of great importance, scribed by the king,

So it reads:

Greetings my fellow legions and hoardes of ugly girls that occupy this board, I am the lord of the keep, if you want to be a superstar you must eat lots of wheat. Once upon a time, this board was swell, now it's filled with steroid abuse and personal hell. If I wanted a dollar I'd fish in a lake, have you ever seen a blindman fuck a rake? Oh yes, I have, it was indeed scary, his mother raped him anally and engorged his throat with a cork. Many times I cry in the night, masturbating to tunes of madonna and peeing on the walls with fright. Let's run in the fields naked and free, induce slavery and kill them when they flee! Oh what a joyous day, my life is great, won't you come out and have sex with me?

What a day,

Royally yours,

-The King of Kings.
 
Many responses, so copious yet so lacking in wit...Sintal people like I believe you're message. May it be written on every trader's door, and may it be shouted from the highest hills. For we who move in shadows, the nightcrawlers...we respect you're epigrams and pray for damnation upon the mendacious ones... for they are the fat of the pig and shall be discarded with the bones


farewell destitutes
 
Aye my friend, the weight of the world does rest upon our shoulders! The lads here, talk blashempous drivvle! They don't know what it's like to march and see fellow countrymen get slain by arrows. I remember one day, it was a glorious sunday afternoon, I was picking corn and tending to the farm animals, when a strange light lit the sky up with a heavenly presence, ah yes it was then I realized the gods' of internet computer boards summoned me to deliever all from their darkest hour. Call me a saviour, and if you must succumb to pious offerings, offer me you daughter - I'll take some head.

Nifty!
 
code...ah yes, the doubters...those whom fell on the day of reckoning...devoid of blood and soul. Watch for these ones for they will try to buy your gold with their depravity. You may feign your allegiance, but when the fields are painted with red and raped by the iron of the blades you shall concur with sintal's erudite scrolls


pawns.
 
The servitor race of archangels lay low on reserves. The time is now, as my fellow blade in battle has already said. When the mouth of hell opens and the winged-demons fly out, the reckoning shall begin. Why is it mere humans lack hindsight? Don't you understand? FOOLS!!!! We must, must, group together, for the race of human is in peril. The dwarves, and elves shall pool together their resources and slay us humans. The time is now to inject to break open your bottles of deca and swallow your d-bol. Yes, we must beat these impish folk, for they will enslave our minds and rape our women!
 
aye friend, I've heard of a civilized orc who dwells in a cave deep in the mountains of the north. He can sell us the steel and leather we need for our quest, it is imperative we reach him, 4 riders of horseback are required for the path is marked with brutes and savages...

journey on fellows
 
FORSOOTH, THESE BRUTES ARE BUT MITES TO ME, FOR I WIELD THE ARCANE POWERS OF JIZZIMARY PUGILISM; MY LOAD IS A MATCH FOR NEITHER MAN NOR BEAST AND IT TAKES A TEAM OF STURDY MULES TO DRAG ANY MAN WHO KNOWS IT IN RANGE WHEN I LUST.
 
Yes, that orc, too have heard of him, I suppose the myth is true. Very well then friend, we shall venture deep into the mountains and blast out the dwarves! Then we shall travel deep into the vale, and slay the elves. This war will not be lost, us humans must stick together, even if it means premature ejaculation.
 
Sintal said:
Yes, that orc, too have heard of him, I suppose the myth is true. Very well then friend, we shall venture deep into the mountains and blast out the dwarves! Then we shall travel deep into the vale, and slay the elves. This war will not be lost, us humans must stick together, even if it means premature ejaculation.
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BLAST OUT THE DWARVES? SLAY THE ELVES? THESE ARE THE WORDS OF AN IGNORANT AND TERRIFIED MAN WHO KNOWS NAUGHT OF PLEASURE BUT KILLING. FAR BETTER IT BE THAT WE BLOW THE DWARVES AND FUCK THE ELVES AND ENTER INTO BESTIAL AND ARCANE INTERSPECIES MENAGES, FOR IT PLEASURE US SO.

BEWARE THE DRAGONS THOUGH, FOR THEIR BITE IS HOT BUT THEIR FANGS SINK DEEP THROUGH SPONGY FLESH.
 
HighIntensity said:
Sintal and extreme8heart = gay lovers

thats sweet
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We tagged team your mother with the dwarf and elf, the elf pulled her ears while the dwarf blew a load deep into the confines of her crack. It was like a warm summers day, that old, ragged ass, crimpled by the sun yet still retaining a shimmer of youth. It took me back, the dwarfs beard tickled my choad, well, that's enough information.
 
I GRABBED SINTAL BY HIS LEATHERY EARS AND FLUNG HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND ONTO THE BED. BREATHING HEAVILY, I HELD HIM STILL WITH MY MEATY FIST ON HIS TESTICLES WHILE I REMOVED MY PANTS TO REVEAL MY PULSING, BARBED, DICK. WITH A SOFT SNICKER I RAMMED IT INTO HIS GAPING RECTUM UNTIL MY NUTS TICKLED HIS, AND THEN SLOWLY WITHDREW IT, LAUGHING AT HIS HORRIBLE CRIES, AS THE BARBS RIPPED PIECES OF HIS COLON FREE, EXPOSING THE PERITONEAL CAVITY TO MY SPICY JIZM.
 
ah yes your mother, a fine piece of meat for any warrior...I recited the words I learned as a boy from reading my scrolls as I sunk my warm cock inside her, pumping like time had stopped, when the business was finished and she was no longer useful...I saved her valuable time by ending her life with a smash from my war hammer...and reclaimed my 4 gold coins that i had given her in exchange for my pleasure

oh mounds of delight,

pillage.
 
2 ton hoss said:
I GRABBED SINTAL BY HIS LEATHERY EARS AND FLUNG HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND ONTO THE BED. BREATHING HEAVILY, I HELD HIM STILL WITH MY MEATY FIST ON HIS TESTICLES WHILE I REMOVED MY PANTS TO REVEAL MY PULSING, BARBED, DICK. WITH A SOFT SNICKER I RAMMED IT INTO HIS GAPING RECTUM UNTIL MY NUTS TICKLED HIS, AND THEN SLOWLY WITHDREW IT, LAUGHING AT HIS HORRIBLE CRIES, AS THE BARBS RIPPED PIECES OF HIS COLON FREE, EXPOSING THE PERITONEAL CAVITY TO MY SPICY JIZM.
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The truth has been twisted, you prophet of lies! You know not what you speak, perhaps scurvy, or even the dreaded scarlet letter - fuck you. You will understand, when ye wake up with only a left arm and bottle of ale by your side.

Woe is novice.
 
Pitiful humans, though knowest nothing about the will of the gods.. The age of man has passed, if though wouldst uncloud thine vision you would know that the race of Dwarves and Elves are not thine enemy...The reign of Chaos is upon thee, and will be makred by murder from fiery rage in the sky, beware
 
Sintal said:


The truth has been twisted, you prophet of lies! You know not what you speak, perhaps scurvy, or even the dreaded scarlet letter - fuck you. You will understand, when ye wake up with only a left arm and bottle of ale by your side.

Woe is novice.
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HARK! THE DOOMED ONE SPEAKS! IN A DRAFTY VOICE FORETELLING THE DEATH THAT WILL VISIT SHORTLY, SINTAL FLAILS VICIOUSLY IN MY DIRECTION. BUT ALL IS FOR NAUGHT: AS WE SPEAK THE ESCHERISCHA COLI AND OTHER BEASTIES HAVE INVADED HIS ABDOMINAL CAVITIES THROUGH THE GAPING TEARS IN HIS SIGMOID COLON. WITHIN HOURS, PUS WILL BE FLOWING FROM HIS ANUS LIKE LEMONADE, AND WITHIN DAYS, HE WILL BE VOMITING GANGRENOUS CHUNKS OF DUODENUM. FRIENDS, IT IS BEST WE PITY THIS LOWLY WENCH, AND SUCCOR HIM IN HIS LAST DAYS. ELF MEDICINE WILL NOT HELP: SKILLED THE ELVES ARE IN BATTLE INJURIES, BUT SCARCE EXPERIENCE DO THEY HAVE IN HEALING THE VAGARIES OF LOVE.
 
Sintal said:
I think you have some cum on your face.
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AS DROMULAR THE ELDER SPOKE THREE CENTURIES AGO: BETTER TO HAVE A MAN'S SEED ON THE FACE, THAN A MAN'S SEED SWIMMING THROUGH TEARS IN YOUR COLON TO TRY TO IMPREGNATE YOUR SPLEEN.
 
How clever...How predicatable, even for an apprentice you show no wisdom, and austin judging by your picture...rather than honing your skills wit ha long sword, you enjoy feasting on turkey, cake, and other delights that are craved by the weak. It would be wise if you stayed at home and spent your money at the brothell, and not on armor

goodbye impetuous beggar
 
AS A GOOD WARRIOR KNOWS, ARMOR IS WHAT KEEPS A MAN ALIVE IN THESE TRYING TIMES, AS SINTAL WELL KNOWS BY NOW, HAVING FOREGON ASS ARMOR IN FAVOR OF A COOL SHIRLEY TEMPLE, AND HAVING FALLEN PREY TO MY THRICE-BARBED PENIS.
 
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