Wouldn't it be cool to have this...

[AAP]

You bring a trick back for sex for the first time...

http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/3609?ref=google2&gclid=CMOq1_Lrz40CFRUHWAod_iRtMA

scare the shit out of them.

 

[stilleto]

i'm too accident prone for that.

 

[seaking420]

I always wonder where some people find these sites. I see some wierd ass links here sometimes, makes me wonder

 

[Tytan]

Pickup line: Girl, have sex w/ me, I`ll make you feel like your floating on cloud nine.

Let me bang the devil outta ya.

 

[AAP]

i'm too accident prone for that.

It comes with a demonic voice that asks over and over again "is that annoying?"

 

[yonkers weights]

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