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definitely, if the date was going well i'd pick it for her too
 
swole said:
definitely, if the date was going well i'd pick it for her too
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i'm a fend for yourself kind of guy. if you don't take precautions to make sure that things like this won't happen, what good are you? i mean, some girls, like Jenscats, will just blow a snot rocket right on the carpet without missing a beat. but i never did understand you Northeasterners......
 
HumanTarget said:
i'm a fend for yourself kind of guy. if you don't take precautions to make sure that things like this won't happen, what good are you? i mean, some girls, like Jenscats, will just blow a snot rocket right on the carpet without missing a beat. but i never did understand you Northeasterners......
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i know man but you have to think like this

it will make her feel embarassed and will break quite a few walls

i mean seriously, imagine what is going through her mind

wow, he just told me i had a snot. i bet he fucks like a champion.
 
PICK3 said:
not if I was about to get some
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no way. i would not be able to concentrate having a booger staring me dead in the eye while i'm pounding away. i'd be like, hey, why don't you go blow your nose or something.....
 
swole said:
i know man but you have to think like this

it will make her feel embarassed and will break quite a few walls

i mean seriously, imagine what is going through her mind

wow, he just told me i had a snot. i bet he fucks like a champion.
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well, i usually open with that statement. and then rattle off a handful of low budget porn that i starred in, by then, i have either sealed the deal or been pepper gassed. my even kicked in my small, sensitive balls.
 
HumanTarget said:
no way. i would not be able to concentrate having a booger staring me dead in the eye while i'm pounding away. i'd be like, hey, why don't you go blow your nose or something.....
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My dick has no sense when it comes to boogers.
 
HumanTarget said:
i'm a fend for yourself kind of guy. if you don't take precautions to make sure that things like this won't happen, what good are you? i mean, some girls, like Jenscats, will just blow a snot rocket right on the carpet without missing a beat. but i never did understand you Northeasterners......
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:lmao: Not on the carpet dood!! That's an outdoor activity only......

I'd just point to my own nose & say "You have something on your nose" then poke it with my fork & fling it onto the carpet....
 
HumanTarget said:
well, i usually open with that statement. and then rattle off a handful of low budget porn that i starred in, by then, i have either sealed the deal or been pepper gassed. my even kicked in my small, sensitive balls.
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you need hcg bro
 
jenscats5 said:
:lmao: Not on the carpet dood!! That's an outdoor activity only......

I'd just point to my own nose & say "You have something on your nose" then poke it with my fork & fling it onto the carpet....
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my first thought would be that i haven't had any coke since i was working in titty bars, and then the horror would strike. cuz i know, years down the road, when we were old, i would never be able to live that down. i would ask you, do you remember that date? and you'd reply "the one with the Booger!??!" then i'd withdraw, go down into the cellar, where i'd tell you i had some sorting out to do & and i would slowly try to drink the pain away.....
 
HumanTarget said:
my first thought would be that i haven't had any coke since i was working in titty bars, and then the horror would strike. cuz i know, years down the road, when we were old, i would never be able to live that down. i would ask you, do you remember that date? and you'd reply "the one with the Booger!??!" then i'd withdraw, go down into the cellar, where i'd tell you i had some sorting out to do & and i would slowly try to drink the pain away.....
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I would think it'd be a funny story a few years down the road.....
 
jenscats5 said:
I would think it'd be a funny story a few years down the road.....
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i'd get really defensive & pissy and prolly leave the room. down to the cellar, opening another bottle of scotch that i was hoping to save for a happier occassion.....
 
yes of course, else I would throw up...
 
I try to not look at it and hope they will notice it and fix the problem. If that doesn't work, I take my napkin or whatever and say, "Oh you have a piece of dirt on your nose" and get rid of it for them.
 
HumanTarget said:
ask around....
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she's very literal.

:)

anyway, i'd want to know so i'd say "you have something on your nose... did you lose a lung? oh wait... its just a booger. Here, wipe it off so we can fuck."
 
stilleto said:
she's very literal.

:)

anyway, i'd want to know so i'd say "you have something on your nose... did you lose a lung? oh wait... its just a booger. Here, wipe it off so we can fuck."
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OMG :lmao:

Of course I would tell him and I would expect the same. That would be kinda embarassing walking around with a date that has a bugger hanging out of his nose.
 
stilleto said:
she's very literal.

:)

anyway, i'd want to know so i'd say "you have something on your nose... did you lose a lung? oh wait... its just a booger. Here, wipe it off so we can fuck."
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does my av ring of Robbie Smith of the Cure? i hope not, cuz if it does, i'm changing it.
 
HumanTarget said:
does my av ring of Robbie Smith of the Cure? i hope not, cuz if it does, i'm changing it.
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A little bit, but I like it.
 
it would depend ..if it was our first date and I didn’t like her or she was acting like a beaich .. I would not say a thing then walk her around and introduce her to as many people as possible



for the most part I would tell them ..if it was a guy friend I would do this by announcing it to the whole place ...

YO DUDE YOU HAVE A BIG NASTY GREEN ONE HANGIN



its like when you are at a crowded place and they announce that the red convertable plate # 1234567 ..you left your lights on ...then everyone looks around to see who the idiot that left there lights on is
 
stilleto said:
no, i was thinking of maralyn manson actually.
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but it's a girls lips. i know girls lips. those are girl lips. and the eyes. it's a chick, right?
 
HumanTarget said:
but it's a girls lips. i know girls lips. those are girl lips. and the eyes. it's a chick, right?
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the neck/chin pic gives it away as being female.
maralyn isn't the most masculine looking man around though.

btw, my cat says hi.
 
stilleto said:
the neck/chin pic gives it away as being female.
maralyn isn't the most masculine looking man around though.

btw, my cat says hi.
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um, is that another code? cuz you know how we have that code thing, but i never remember unless you tell me. and is feeding the parakeet jerking off? cuz, um, it's time to feed the parakeet.
 
HumanTarget said:
but it's a girls lips. i know girls lips. those are girl lips. and the eyes. it's a chick, right?
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Definitely chick.
 
HumanTarget said:
but it's a girls lips. i know girls lips. those are girl lips. and the eyes. it's a chick, right?
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That is definitely a chick's jawline.
 
HeatherRae said:
That is definitely a chick's jawline.
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well, i hope so, because i am absolutely fucking horrible at picking out the women/transvestites on those Maury shows. i NEVER get them right. i'm like that's a woman, she's too femme and sensual looking to be a dude. and then they reveal that she's got a penis......i'm always real happy when girls don't have a penis.
 
HumanTarget said:
um, is that another code? cuz you know how we have that code thing, but i never remember unless you tell me. and is feeding the parakeet jerking off? cuz, um, it's time to feed the parakeet.
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yeah, its code.

I'll be "cleaning my closet" later...
 
HumanTarget said:
ok. *wink*
and, You sank my battleship.........
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The jacket is in the closet.....I repeat.....The jacket is in the closet....
 
I'd tell her.
My wife puked on my silk shirt, on our first date.
I was mixin her drinks, 1/2 & 1/2, CC & coke. She'd never had anything harder than beer. Then we had pizza. :rolleyes:


Div
 
HiDnGoD said:
I'd tell her.
My wife puked on my silk shirt, on our first date.
I was mixin her drinks, 1/2 & 1/2, CC & coke. She'd never had anything harder than beer. Then we had pizza. :rolleyes:
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i hate being the sober one on a date. the last date i had, the bitch bit me.
 
oh hell yes id tell her ;) id stare at the mofo like it was the shiny thing in marcellis wallas' briefcase and say "baby....there is a booger...so fucking big...hanging out of your nose...that im not sure if its stuck on you, or youre stuck in IT...are you okay? do you wanna use this tablecloth to wipe it off? do you need oxygen? can we name it Bill? oommmgggg im gonna throw up"

oh yeah. me = ladies man :p
 
HumanTarget said:
i hate being the sober one on a date. the last date i had, the bitch bit me.
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I sometimes bite. It doesn't mean I don't like the guy. ;-)
 
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