Would you rather be a Dwarf, Elf, or Gnome?

[Sintal]

Dwarfs are strong and hearty... (probably a big dick too)

Elfs are noble and intelligent... (probably a medium sized dick)

Gnomes are wise... (probably ranges from small-medium)

So which one would YOU like to be? And which would you like

to FUCK ladies?

 

[extreme8heart]

I'D RATHER BE AN ORC SO I COULD HAVE A HUGE DICK AND RAPE WOMEN, OH IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS


VENI, VIDI, VICI

 

[rippedtrojan]

holy shit. who the fuck are you?

 

[MrMuscle]

Um, well lets see.

Swarfs and gnomes are mostly ugly fucks, and so are the female versions of them. But elves, they have eternal life, they are supposedly the most beautifull creatures in the world. SO id have to say elf. But id bulk up thats for sure.

 

[Norman Bates]

I´m pretty sure that all elves are hardgainers. Who wants to be a hardgainer?

 

[Raina]

I'd go for being a dark elf....an all-powerful drow female.

 

[Taps]

I'd be a Smurf.

Horny Smurf...yep, that's me.

 

[Norman Bates]

I'd go for being a dark elf....an all-powerful drow female.

Would you have one of those cool snake-headed whips?

 

[furious]

I AM a dark elf.
Mother had me removed from Mezzorborean (sp?) because I was tapping al her matriarch friends and they couldn't get any sinister deeds done. So, in a way, I'm a hero.
I had to bulk up because some of them succubi will drain the life right out of you.....

 

[Raina]

We're fantasy geeks. The fact that I'm not thinking about Lloth is cracking me up. Hell yes to the snake-headed whip. Matron Malice-like.

 

[Austin316]

hehe well i am a duel scimitar whirling bad ass Drow, actually no wait

I AM THE FREAKING DRAGON REBORN!!!!! what do you think of dem apples?

 

[Paulos]

I'd be a Hobbit.

 

[extreme8heart]

AUSTIN316!?!?! LEAVE IT TO YOU TO BRING UP APPLES, YOU'RE NOT A DRAGON REBORN, YOU'RE LOUEY ANDERSON REBORN

LETS PLAY THE FEUD

DO I SEE PUDDING!!!!