"Would you hit it?" & angry boyfriends.

[string_bean00]

So today was in the gym with my roommate, and I see this whale of a girl (both large + hairy) doing machine crunches. She was far from within earshot, and I ask my roommate, "Hey dude, would you hit that?" We both laugh and made ass slapping gestures, when I notice this dude on the next bench over absolutely GLARING at me.



I shrugged it off at the time, but after he was done with set of bicep curls #72 he went over to the girl, and it became apparent it was his girlfriend as they walked out hand in hand.



Sure, I felt like a total dick.



Oh yeah, I wouldn't have hit it.

 

[EnderJE]

Why feel like a dick? You should of told him...fugly.

Fugly like Jenny Garner fugly.

 

[UA_Iron]

hahahhaha

oh man, thats so funny. "wouldnt hit it" - she must have been fugly

 

[string_bean00]

Why feel like a dick? You should of told him...fugly.

I didn't realize it was his girlfriend when he was staring me down, but if I did I couldn't have said that. I have this little bastard called a conscious. At least she was trying to work out.

 

[EnderJE]

I didn't realize it was his girlfriend when he was staring me down, but if I did I couldn't have said that. I have this little bastard called a conscious. At least she was trying to work out.

Look. There's no issue. You'd be doing him a favour.

 

[theoak01]

lol it must be bad if beans wouldnt hit it

 

[EnderJE]

betcha oak would of hit it...

 

[UA_Iron]

we can remember this day

Tuesday, December 14 2004 when string_bean said for the first time on EF "I wouldnt hit it"

 

[INNOCENT]

hrmm, her bf should have went over the the cardio section instead of leaving... maybe they went for a walk.. . j.k

 

[canadianhitman]

Maybe it'll push him to upgrade....don't sweat it.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Fuck em' !

 

[DIVISION]

So today was in the gym with my roommate, and see this whale of a girl (both large + hairy) doing machine crunches....Oh yeah, I wouldn't have hit it.

Dude, I was beginning to think you didn't have any standards whatsoever....

There's gotta be a limit.......even for you.

Guys like you who are the opposite end of the spectrum worry me.....

The girs I routinely bypass are the ones you probably drool over......




DIV

 

[jaded]

wow, first time i've seen stringbean say he wouldn't hit it

 

[tiger88]

shit low cut jeans

aint no denial here

 

[DIVISION]

The girls I routinely bypass are the ones you probably drool over......

Perhap's the dayz of "I'd hit it" are over.....





DIV

 

[onebigab]

shit low cut jeans

aint no denial here

Now that i'd hit.

 

[gonelifting]

lol @ ass bowler.

 

[gregory]

She's got a young boys ass. (not that i ever saw one for sexal purposes, just saying it looks like my butt did when i was a young boy)

 

[*MissFit*]

sometimes we put our foot in our mouths.. just gotta laugh it off

 

[theoak01]

betcha oak would of hit it...

lol actually bro I think somewhat highly of myself and go for very attractive women and refuse to settle for a fugly one

 

[jackangel]

i don't see any mention of your angry boyfriend.

you queers are so unreliable.

 

[Gambino]

did this happen at the im west?

this sounds like something i would have done...
































































































































































































































































































































































































































































when i was in 7th grade

 

[string_bean00]

did this happen at the im west?

this sounds like something i would have done...



when i was in 7th grade

Yeah, it happned at the IM West.



If you hadn't noticed, I'm not that mature, lol.

 

[Gambino]

Yeah, it happned at the IM West.



If you hadn't noticed, I'm not that mature, lol.

e.lansing is not a very mature town

 

[bible51isonya]

we all say things ocassionally that are not very nice. I would feel bad I hurt someones feeling for no reason but it happens,can't beat yourself up over it.

 

[hamstershaver]

large and hairy???


id hit it

 

[Gambino]

large and hairy???


id hit it

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