Would this piss you off?

[Juice Authority]

I've been married for a almost 3 years now but before back in my "wilder" days I used to date this stripper. She was hot but she was definitely a few cards short of a deck. When she would drink she would get a little crazy. I was pretty out there myself at the time. We were an item for about 3.5yrs on and off. She liked chics too but I never got to partake in that. Not even once!

Anyway, I ran into an old friend of mine, George, who used to be my roommate back when I was dating my ex-girlfriend. We started talking about my ex-girlfriend. Apparently, after we split up and I started dating the girl who is now my wife, the ex-girlfriend started fucking my friends. No big deal, she was a whore anyway so that didn’t really bother me.

Well, one night her and her girlfriend had a few drinks and were out with George. My ex-girlfriend tells George that she and her girlfriend were eating each other's pussy while we were together. I suspected this was the case with her and this one chic but I never really knew for sure.

Anyway, as the night goes on they start kissing on each other in front of George. Naturally, he starts getting excited as anyone would in his situation (bastard). They all go back to George's house and my ex-girlfriend goes down on her friend right in front of George! Then her friend tells George that she wants to watch him fuck my ex-girlfriend. So he ends up fucking the both of them at the time while they're diking out on each other.

To top it all off, my ex-girlfriend tells George that during our whole relationship I kept pushing for an experience similar to what George just had. Then she laughed about it! That really fucking pissed me off. So I come home and my wife notices that I was preoccupied with something. She asked me what was wrong and I told her why I was upset. Big mistake. Now she's not talking to me.

Today seemed to be a lose lose situation.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

sucks man. i'd be upset too though.

bout the wife though....for some reason most of them don't like it when you start thinking about fucking other women, even if it was in the past.

or maybe she's upset cause she wants to lick some kitty too.

 

[Juice Authority]

sucks man. i'd be upset too though.

bout the wife though....for some reason most of them don't like it when you start thinking about fucking other women, even if it was in the past.

or maybe she's upset cause she wants to lick some kitty too.

She's pretty conservative. She's nothing like the ex. She doesn't even let me go near her ass.

 

[breathinbleedout]

too long of a story, can someone make it into a bullet point analysis for me?

 

[HumorMe]

That sucks. You might want to get this copy.

 

[big4rt]

I've been married for a almost 3 years now but before back in my "wilder" days I used to date this stripper. She was hot but she was definitely a few cards short of a deck. When she would drink she would get a little crazy. I was pretty out there myself at the time. We were an item for about 3.5yrs on and off. She liked chics too but I never got to partake in that. Not even once!

Anyway, I ran into an old friend of mine, George, who used to be my roommate back when I was dating my ex-girlfriend. We started talking about my ex-girlfriend. Apparently, after we split up and I started dating the girl who is now my wife, the ex-girlfriend started fucking my friends. No big deal, she was a whore anyway so that didn’t really bother me.

Well, one night her and her girlfriend had a few drinks and were out with George. My ex-girlfriend tells George that she and her girlfriend were eating each other's pussy while we were together. I suspected this was the case with her and this one chic but I never really knew for sure.

Anyway, as the night goes on they start kissing on each other in front of George. Naturally, he starts getting excited as anyone would in his situation (bastard). They all go back to George's house and my ex-girlfriend goes down on her friend right in front of George! Then her friend tells George that she wants to watch him fuck my ex-girlfriend. So he ends up fucking the both at the time while they're diking out on each other.

To top it all off, my ex-girlfriend tells George that during our whole relationship I kept pushing for an experience similar to what George just had. Then she laughed about it! That really fucking pissed me off. So I come home and my wife notices that I was preoccupied with something. She asked me what was wrong and I told her why I was upset. Big mistake. Now she's not talking to me.

Today seemed to be a lose lose situation.

She ate out some broad, and you have a wife. She's still immature and wild, and you have a wife. She (an ex-girlfriend) had a threesome with your friend and your wife puts up with your snoring, stinking drawers and drunk friday nights. Do you actually thing that chic would? So far, I'd say your winning by a huge blowout and still running up the score.

My advice: 1-800-FLOWERS

 

[Buddy_Christ]

maybe she's afraid to express how she really feels and being conservative is just a front for her mixed emotions? it's quite possible.

you can either take the gentle easing into things approach or you can take the bugging the shit out of her approach. the latter seems to work better when done right. for instance...come home with an 18" long, 5" thick jelly dong and a big bottle of lube. tell her you want to stick the whole thing in her ass. of course she'll freak out, that's the point. keep it up for a while, like a few weeks, months, whatever. then one day, tell her that it's cool if she doesn't want the massive jelly dong in her ass, and suggest your dick instead.

you can thank me later.

 

[strangebrew]

too long of a story, can someone make it into a bullet point analysis for me?

used to date a stripper

wanted to have a threesome with her friend

his friend had threesome with stripper and friend instead

hes pissed off

told his wife that he was pissed off about it

now wifes pissed off

 

[Juice Authority]

used to date a stripper

wanted to have a threesome with her friend

his friend had threesome with stripper and friend instead

hes pissed off

told his wife that he was pissed off about it

now wifes pissed off

That's about the jest of it.

 

[gonelifting]

Big4rt hit it dead on bro. Sure you can get upset about it, but the big picture bro... you`re married to SOMEONE ELSE!!! Forget her, treat your wife like the lady you wanted to spend your life with.

If you hd to tell the wife the story, I would`nt have told her the exact details. lol

 

[Juice Authority]

Big4rt hit it dead on bro. Sure you can get upset about it, but the big picture bro... you`re married to SOMEONE ELSE!!! Forget her, treat your wife like the lady you wanted to spend your life with.

If you hd to tell the wife the story, I would`nt have told her the exact details. lol

My wife knows that lesbian sex is a major turn on for me so I didn't think mentioning the story I was told would irritate her like it did. Live and learn I guess.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you crazy bastard i cant believe you told your wife. go find her, cover her in kisses and say that you have been thinking about it, and you wouldnt have things any other way (ie be without her) and were just pissed that your ex was acting like a poor bitch

womens jealousy is made of hydrogen

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

womens jealousy is made of hydrogen

and it smokes.