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email my ex bf and ask him to mail me sex toy. I left it at his house. I don't miss him, but I do miss "Vlad the Impaler."
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chris302001
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email my ex bf and ask him to mail me sex toy. I left it at his house. I don't miss him, but I do miss "Vlad the Impaler."
Ummmmm, be sure to ask him only to send it if he hasnt been using it....
Yeah you might want to write that toy off as a loss!
snacky cake
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good point.
I'll keep that in mind.
could have other girl cooties on it.
Meh, he can keep it.
PICK3
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email my ex bf and ask him to mail me sex toy. I left it at his house. I don't miss him, but I do miss "Vlad the Impaler."
Vlad is cheating on you
snacky cake
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good point.
I'll keep that in mind.
could have other girl cooties on it.
Meh, he can keep it.
I wouldn't worry about the girls cooties. You don't know what the or where the hell he put that thing!!!
Here ya go
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Discrete shipping I hear!
snacky cake
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Does that mean it wont come gift wrapped with porno mags? lol.
Bikini Mod
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LOL@this thread.
"other girl cooties"
"other girl cooties"
wtf is Vlad the Impaler?
Is that like a medieval knight resent as a dildo to find happiness in a cruel and evil new age world?
Is that like a medieval knight resent as a dildo to find happiness in a cruel and evil new age world?
chris302001
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Sterilization
just sayin......
just sayin......
what the...
I think what smurphy is slyly trying to say is a compliment! Like you are one hung MoFo so yours schlong is probably as big as the big black one on the bottom shelf.
racist!
chris302001
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I have a funny story involving a doode that looks so much like you.....but I'll save you the awkward look on your face.....it's kinda gross...
Why do you think he should have a:
white
red
blue
orange
what collor cawk should he have????
well I know what color it is , but Im sure not gonna tell you! its personal!
bw1
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email my ex bf and ask him to mail me sex toy. I left it at his house. I don't miss him, but I do miss "Vlad the Impaler."
I thought I was your sex toy
GWizz
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good point.
I'll keep that in mind.
could have other girl cooties on it.
Meh, he can keep it.
I wouldn't worry bout cooties.....i'd worry bout them....
I had an emotional attachment to my HP15 scientific calculator. Then I lost it. I was devastated. Nothing else could take its place, nothing else could satisfy me like that compact but powerful RPN calculator. Then I found someone who was wiling to sell me theirs, and it's just like before all over again.
That's the thing with mass production, even if you develop an emotional attachment, you can always get another one just like the other one.
snacky cake
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lol...this thread delivered.
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shrimp poboy
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tell him to also send ya some gas to power the 2stroke motor that thing prob has
ricco561
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Please post pics of you and said "Vlad"
I think arabian already bought it off ebay...
haha wouldn't that be funny. Sniffy sniffy!!!
then your not looking hard enough..
jnevin
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I just went home and saw her on my lunch break. Got puked on. It was badass.
lol
Can't really blame her, walk by a mirror sometime.
haha
jnevin
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