Worst thread ever

[Smurfy]

Let's make history.



Go.

 

[jack sparrow]

In

 

[blueta2]

I have 3 cats...wanna see pics?

 

[jack sparrow]

I have 3 cats...wanna see pics?

No.

 

[stosstruppe]

Can you wear Argyle socks with a business suit?

 

[Smurfy]

ok that's a wrap.

thanks for those who participated but this is pretty much the shittiest thread in all of EF's history.

 

[jnevin]

What's your favorite snork?

 

[Sub-Zero]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/worst-thread-ever-592669.html

 

[blueta2]

No.

wanna see my rash?

 

[puddlemonkey]

wanna see my rash?

gash maybe

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have 3 cats...wanna see pics?

Crazy cat lady alert!

 

[blueta2]

gash maybe

ok, now it's the worst thread ever

 

[puddlemonkey]

ok, now it's the worst thread ever

I aim to please

 

[silverstar1025]

Yeah this thread sucks!

 

[blueta2]

Yeah this thread sucks!

zackly....that's why I offer cat pics, to make it worse.
I can offer pics of the blister on my foot.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can offer pics of the blister on my foot.

Sold!

 

[silverstar1025]

zackly....that's why I offer cat pics, to make it worse.
I can offer pics of the blister on my foot.

That would be awesome!

 

[all the whey]

zackly....that's why I offer cat pics, to make it worse.
I can offer pics of the blister on my foot.

no one wants to see your six toes.

 

[BlueBird]

Hold on a sec, I can see about 5 or 6 really awful threads going already, alls I need ta do is cut and paste.

 

[jnevin]

I may rescue this little sweetie this weekend. Get my daughter a big sister.

 

[vixensghost]

I got cramps.

 

[silverstar1025]

I got cramps.

OMG me too!!! I need a Vicodin for this shit.

 

[vixensghost]

OMG me too!!! I need a Vicodin for this shit.

lol. I call being President of the tampon club!

 

[jackangel]

there's no need to try and create one.

 

[GUARDIAN]

I have PMS.

 

[vixensghost]

I have PMS.

Penis Minus Size?

 

[silverstar1025]

I have PMS.

Yes we know men pms too.

 

[jnevin]

I got cramps.

That happens during menopause?

 

[blueta2]

My cell phone is not capturing the essence of my blister, I may just have to take a pic of my feet. They are kinda dirty though.
I have gas too

 

[silverstar1025]

My cell phone is not capturing the essence of my blister, I may just have to take a pic of my feet. They are kinda dirty though.
I have gas too

Take it easy girl you are turning everyone on!

 

[GUARDIAN]

Penis Major Size?

Why yes I do.

 

[GUARDIAN]

My cell phone is not capturing the essence of my blister, I may just have to take a pic of my feet. They are kinda dirty though.
I have gas too

Clear the board she is gonna explode!

 

[jnevin]

My cell phone is not capturing the essence of my blister, I may just have to take a pic of my feet. They are kinda dirty though.
I have gas too

Throw in a description of your festering yeast infection, and you'll sound as appealing as winning a date with KB at a battered wimmenz shelter auction.

 

[Smurfy]

I just ate a Chipotle burrito. I dont think Im supposed to eat that stuff. My mouth is burning and I only had the mild tomato/salsa stuff. It was good

 

[blueta2]

Throw in a description of your festering yeast infection, and you'll sound as appealing as winning a date with KB at a battered wimmenz shelter auction.

I don't have a yeast infection, but I do have hairy legs.

 

[blueta2]

Clear the board she is gonna explode!

it was just a little toot, it's all clear now

 

[blueta2]

Take it easy girl you are turning everyone on!

True, I better tone it down ;-)

 

[vixensghost]

That happens during menopause?

Not yet bucko.

I bet you're glad that your mom hit menopause early though; you would have been a daddy at age 16....

 

[GUARDIAN]

it was just a little toot, it's all clear now

It was a false alarm folk. Carry on. Carry on. There is nothing to see here.

 

[bw1]

wanna see my gash?

Yes

 

[Cutiebaby]

what a sucky thread

 

[SaladFork]

no one wants to see your six toes.

That's not a sixth toe, it's her monster corn.

 

[blueta2]

what a sucky thread

What a bitchy thing to say

 

[Cutiebaby]

What a bitchy thing to say

lol, I'm not the only one to say it.

 

[jnevin]

Not yet bucko.

I bet you're glad that your mom hit menopause early though; you would have been a daddy at age 16....

Only someone with a sneaky uncle/ father would think that one up.

 

[vixensghost]

Only someone with a sneaky uncle/ father would think that one up.

Thank God you did not mention my brother/father cuz I would have had a flashback.

Eww...I was bad for busting out such a sick joke on you. It's really nothing to joke about. Bad Gabrielle....Baaaaaad.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Eww...I was bad for busting out such a sick joke on you. It's really nothing to joke about. Bad Gabrielle....Baaaaaad.

I like it

 

[the_alcatraz]

why did the chicken cross the street?

 

[jnevin]

why did the chicken cross the street?

Because you were walking toward him and he didn't want to be collateral damage?

 

[calveless wonder]

i cut myself

 

[GUARDIAN]

why did the chicken cross the street?

bc he knew u r a chicken fucker?

LMFAO

 

[puddlemonkey]

why did the chicken cross the street?

Because he wants some of my 6mil k

 

[calveless wonder]

bc he knew u r a chicken fucker?

LMFAO

we're talking about alcatraz

not puddle

 

[jnevin]

i cut myself

 

[Stefka]

i cut myself

omg me 2!!!

 

[GUARDIAN]

we're talking about alcatraz

not puddle

i get the 2 confused sometimes.

 

[puddlemonkey]

we're talking about alcatraz

not puddle

 

[Stefka]

A prima facie case of purposeful discrimination can be established with statistical evidence demonstrating that the group is substantially under represented among the venire as measured by the group’s numbers in population

 

[the_alcatraz]

Because you were walking toward him and he didn't want to be collateral damage?

lol