Worst story ever...but true

[awol1]

My wife's co-worker was telling her this story yesterday and I share with you...here it goes

So this girl (my wife's co-worker) and a few of her friends rent a house every summer at the beach for a few months. They all go down there on weekends or whatever. She rents with a friend of hers and his girlfriend, who always share one of the room's together. This weekend they all go out and paint the town red and after a heavy night of drinking crash at the house. The sleeping arrangements change because the dude's girlfriend couldn't make it that weekend and one of his buddies pass out in the bed with him. As the story goes, the one wasted dude wakes up in the middle of the night and leans over and starts kissing the other guy thinking it is his girlfriend. The other guy is bombed and going along with it. So these two guys are making out and one reaches for some booby and finds nothing, opens his eyes and sees his buddy next to him. They scream so loud the neighbors hear, all the people in the house go rushing in to see what is wrong, and the one guy is hyperventilating and the other looks like he is going to jump off a bridge. Now they are scarred for life.

There has to be a lesson in the story. Poor, poor souls.

 

[Spanky11]

bewh

 

[Lestat]

no fuckin way!! mistakes like that just don't happen!

 

[ohashi]

Break it up into readable paragraphs, add something interesting, resubmit.

 

[GrandMaster]

no fuckin way!! mistakes like that just don't happen!

completely agree

 

[SVT-TROY]

The worst that ever happened to me was when a friend of mine passed out with me in my bed and I woke up to him yelling at me because my hand was on his ass. That sucked.

 

[ziggyziggy]

Bi curious perhaps.....

Zig

My wife's co-worker was telling her this story yesterday and I share with you...here it goes

So this girl (my wife's co-worker) and a few of her friends rent a house every summer at the beach for a few months. They all go down there on weekends or whatever. She rents with a friend of hers and his girlfriend, who always share one of the room's together. This weekend they all go out and paint the town red and after a heavy night of drinking crash at the house. The sleeping arrangements change because the dude's girlfriend couldn't make it that weekend and one of his buddies pass out in the bed with him. As the story goes, the one wasted dude wakes up in the middle of the night and leans over and starts kissing the other guy thinking it is his girlfriend. The other guy is bombed and going along with it. So these two guys are making out and one reaches for some booby and finds nothing, opens his eyes and sees his buddy next to him. They scream so loud the neighbors hear, all the people in the house go rushing in to see what is wrong, and the one guy is hyperventilating and the other looks like he is going to jump off a bridge. Now they are scarred for life.

There has to be a lesson in the story. Poor, poor souls.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

no fuckin way!! mistakes like that just don't happen!

...theyre made

omg!

 

[Mr. dB]

The worst that ever happened to me was when a friend of mine passed out with me in my bed and I woke up to him yelling at me because my hand was on his ass. That sucked.

"Those aren't pillows." Trains Planes & Automobiles