Worst excuse

[anthrax]

What's the worst/lamest excuse a girl had given you not to go out with you?

 

[hamstershaver]

i heard you has a small penis

 

[Lestat]

penis is too big

 

[hotzie]

i have a boyfriend

 

[Lestat]

good bros in here

 

[harmonica]

You're a disgusting piece of shit! Get the fuck away from me!

 

[javaguru]

I have a boyfriend is the easy way out for the chick.

 

[*MissFit*]

i don't ever make excuses.. sometimes i worry so much bout cancelling.. i really do get sick

 

[BOWTECH]

i don't ever make excuses.. sometimes i worry so much bout cancelling.. i really do get sick

Don't let it bother you let him take you out and take the dope for a ride. When you have had enough say goodbye and that's that.

 

[*MissFit*]

i drive my self sometimes.. makes a get away eaiser

Don't let it bother you let him take you out and take the dope for a ride. When you have had enough say goodbye and that's that.

 

[PICK3]

i have a boyfriend

I only date within my species.

 

[EnderJE]

I am gay.

 

[*MissFit*]

usted aspira el martillo?

I am gay.

 

[PICK3]

I am gay.

Yeah, but what did the girl say?

 

[newbiebynature]

i have a boyfriend

i fuckin hate that one bro

 

[PBR]

"something came up with my family"

"work called me in"

"i forgot i had another date booked"

 

[Mr. dB]

"I don't go for guys with muscles"

 

[PBR]

"I don't go for guys with muscles"

lmao...ive had that exact excuse!!!!!...no shit.

 

[*MissFit*]

Gotta wash my hair dude

I gotta admit i have cancelled because i ddint feel like putting on cloths

 

[javaguru]

Gotta wash my hair dude

I gotta admit i have cancelled because i ddint feel like putting on cloths

Ummm...I'm sure he wouldn't have minded...

 

[sublime35]

they actually talk to you? they just usually walk away laughing from me.

 

[EnderJE]

"I"m a shemale."

 

[exotic_island_girl]

I had actually use this but I guess it just get the guy to like me more...



Uh er...sorry I am a lesbian

 

[biteme]

You're too big for me.

 

[HardHat87]

"I'm calling the cops if you don't follow the restraining order!"

 

[RADAR]

"something came up with my family"

"work called me in"

"i forgot i had another date booked"

Many yrs ago i had one like that i asked her out to the movies so i went alone there she was with a guy i never called again

RADAR

 

[*MissFit*]

I can't be bothered.. if the date feels like a waste of my time i wont go..

A free dinner to some is worth going for.. not for me

Ummm...I'm sure he wouldn't have minded...

 

[Raina]

I had a guy call to ask if I was ready because he was on his way over to pick me up.

He said he'd be there in 20ish minutes.

He didn't show up or answer his phone for 2 weeks.

When I talked to him next he told me I shouldn't just "assume I have plans with him". lol

 

[*MissFit*]

what a dumb ass

I had a guy call to ask if I was ready because he was on his way over to pick me up.

He said he'd be there in 20ish minutes.

He didn't show up or answer his phone for 2 weeks.

When I talked to him next he told me I shouldn't just "assume I have plans with him". lol

 

[Raina]

Another time he stood me up and explained 2 days later that he'd decided to grocery shop instead.

 

[anthrax]

Another time he stood me up and explained 2 days later that he'd decided to grocery shop instead.

You gave him a second chance?

 

[javaguru]

You gave him a second chance?

Exactly, was he Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? More importantly, did he juice for the date?

 

[vansmack2000]

the roommate of the girl i liked kept saying "shes not in" when i called. i never got past the frontlines.