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workplace drug tests got me shook

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if you are gonna talk shit, please exit.
i don't want to hear it. yes i should not smoke out but i do.
that's that.
and i used to be the master at swindling these.
but age and maturity has taken my balls away and there is too much at stake to fuck up.
here's the scoop. a week from tommorrow i have to do a pre employment test. only drug i have done in the last year is weed, but excessively, like everyday.
so i have two options

1. buy these cleanser pills that worked for me in the past. quit for the next week and pop these pills and drink a little water. i did this before and it worked...not sure if it was a fluke or not but i passed the test.
2. use the whizinator. I got the whizinator w/fake penis. looks realistic, worked like a champ in the past...but it's been a while. worried that labs got wise to it and check closer now for realness of said penis. with so many people using them you'd be a dummy not to check for it somehow. but in the past they always put me in a bathroom by myself and they never searched me prior, so it worked awesome.

so what should i do? the whizinator is full proof, i got clean urine and it keeps it warm. but I'm afraid of getting searched or them noticing it's not real.
the pills worked in the past (same type of lab test) but I'm not sure if it was a fluke or not.
please advice now!
 
Pre employment drug test there is no way in hell they will search you or watch you piss.

At the most they will ask you to empty your pockets and leave you alone. I would go with the sure thing (whizz) than the pills. I've passed before using a ready clean drink but really that shit is bunk and it was pure luck (plus I had quit for like 2 weeks).
 
Gambino said:
if you are gonna talk shit, please exit.
i don't want to hear it. yes i should not smoke out but i do.
that's that.
and i used to be the master at swindling these.
but age and maturity has taken my balls away and there is too much at stake to fuck up.
here's the scoop. a week from tommorrow i have to do a pre employment test. only drug i have done in the last year is weed, but excessively, like everyday.
so i have to options

1. buy these cleanser pills that worked for me in the past. quit for the next week and pop these pills and drink a little water. i did this before and it worked...not sure if it was a fluke or not but i passed the test.
2. use the whizinator. I got the whizinator w/fake penis. looks realistic, worked like a champ in the past...but it's been a while. worried that labs got wise to it and check closer now for realness of said penis. with so many people using them you'd be a dummy not to check for it somehow. but in the past they always put me in a bathroom by myself and they never searched me prior, so it worked awesome.

so what should i do? the whizinator is full proof, i got clean urine and it keeps it warm. but I'm afraid of getting searched or them noticing it's not real.
the pills worked in the past (same type of lab test) but I'm not sure if it was a fluke or not.
please advice now!
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whizzinator or a condom fill wiht your buddys piss that you know is clean. its a civilian drug test so they chances are they aint gonna watch you.
 
They do a drug test here, and when I went I was unsupervised. Some guys here that smoke did a cleanse, one guy did that powdered piss that warms up when water is added. That being said, just say no.
 
If your really nervous, quit smoking now, buy some pills. The day before the test go buy a home drug test kit and do a dry run w/ the pills. If you fail it, use the whizzinator. If you pass it, use the pills.
 
I cannot see an employment screening urinalysis sending some one in to watch you pee. I think you have a right to privacy.I could see if it were court ordered or some shit then yes they are allowed to watch you pee in a cup.
However maybe you should cleanse out your system just in case.
 
Angel said:
I cannot see an employment screening urinalysis sending some one in to watch you pee. I think you have a right to privacy.I could see if it were court ordered or some shit then yes they are allowed to watch you pee in a cup.
However maybe you should cleanse out your system just in case.
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that's what i'm thinking to.
i've done dozens of work place tests, i used to get them all the time.
and they are unsupervised.
but goddamn, it's so easy to fake them, you'd think they would wise up.
what's the point in testing if everyone is cheating?
 
Yeah broham... no pre-employment checks watch you piss..

That's for probation and shit...


Use the wizinator...


And if you go the cleanser route.. .the trick is to DRINK AS MUCH WATER AS YOU FUCKING CAN FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE TEST.... seriously... like 2 gallons a day...

it dillutes any metabolite samples they get in hopes of getting in under the thresholds...

Take multi-vitamins 4 hours before too...make ur pee nice and colorful...

also.... put a slice of butter in the sample cup...
 
Gambino said:
that's what i'm thinking to.
i've done dozens of work place tests, i used to get them all the time.
and they are unsupervised.
but goddamn, it's so easy to fake them, you'd think they would wise up.
what's the point in testing if everyone is cheating?
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My brother passed his drug test and he was all doped up on heroin..Lmao
I agree, they should just do away with the testing all together. I think that only the more serious employers should do it (hospitals, cops, firemen, etc)
 
Gambino said:
that's what i'm thinking to.
i've done dozens of work place tests, i used to get them all the time.
and they are unsupervised.
but goddamn, it's so easy to fake them, you'd think they would wise up.
what's the point in testing if everyone is cheating?
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You'd be suprised how many dumbasses go take drug tests thinking they'll be okay and fail miserably.
 
Will you still have random drug tests after you are hired? Will you continue to partake if so?
 
chewyxrage said:
You'd be suprised how many dumbasses go take drug tests thinking they'll be okay and fail miserably.
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this AM i have been researching pre-emp tests
companies over the yrs have been REDUCING testing
they don't think it is worth it, not enough of the tests come back positive
 
alien amp pharm said:
Will you still have random drug tests after you are hired? Will you continue to partake if so?
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nope, just one time deal.
i had randoms in the past.
they would bring a lab trailor to the jobsite i was on and pop people randomly
 
Is there any way that you can delay?

I only ask because I have never had such an issue (never been drug tested or put in a situation to be drug tested).

If not it seems said "whizinator" is the way to go.

That being said.... cut it out. (Seems this may be you giving you a wakeup call - one of the best one's to get cause it dont go away... feel me?)
 
you might pm ulter or macro I think I remember one of them had posted something about masking supplements and their effectiveness
 
Gambino said:
if you are gonna talk shit, please exit.
i don't want to hear it. yes i should not smoke out but i do.
that's that.
and i used to be the master at swindling these.
but age and maturity has taken my balls away and there is too much at stake to fuck up.
here's the scoop. a week from tommorrow i have to do a pre employment test. only drug i have done in the last year is weed, but excessively, like everyday.
so i have two options

1. buy these cleanser pills that worked for me in the past. quit for the next week and pop these pills and drink a little water. i did this before and it worked...not sure if it was a fluke or not but i passed the test.
2. use the whizinator. I got the whizinator w/fake penis. looks realistic, worked like a champ in the past...but it's been a while. worried that labs got wise to it and check closer now for realness of said penis. with so many people using them you'd be a dummy not to check for it somehow. but in the past they always put me in a bathroom by myself and they never searched me prior, so it worked awesome.

so what should i do? the whizinator is full proof, i got clean urine and it keeps it warm. but I'm afraid of getting searched or them noticing it's not real.
the pills worked in the past (same type of lab test) but I'm not sure if it was a fluke or not.
please advice now!
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You can find all kinds of good stuf on the net. Test Clean or "the stuff" has worked for me in the past. But no smoking for the days up to the test. Gotta quit for at least 7 days I would think to make it happen with a "masker"
 
Gambino said:
good to excellent.
what kinda expertise can you give me here?
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It all depends on the level of risk you are willing to take. The metabolites are usually only present for up to seven days. If you upped your fluid intake to around a gallon and a half a day I think you would be alright. Also when providing the sample only urinate the initial voiding and the very end of it, NOT any midstream urine.

I don't see this test being supervised at all, but if you used a donor sample you would be risking matching the temperature of it.
 
pdaddy said:
It all depends on the level of risk you are willing to take. The metabolites are usually only present for up to seven days. If you upped your fluid intake to around a gallon and a half a day I think you would be alright. Also when providing the sample only urinate the initial voiding and the very end of it, NOT any midstream urine.

I don't see this test being supervised at all, but if you used a donor sample you would be risking matching the temperature of it.
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whizinator has a built in heater system with temp gauge.
always been right on in the past
 
Gambino said:
whizinator has a built in heater system with temp gauge.
always been right on in the past
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If you can validate the risk and cost then I would go for the sure thing, good luck bro.
 
Gambino said:
nope, just one time deal.
i had randoms in the past.
they would bring a lab trailor to the jobsite i was on and pop people randomly
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What a great idea! One could make lots of money doing that! :artist:
 
Gambino said:
if you are gonna talk shit, please exit.
i don't want to hear it. yes i should not smoke out but i do.
that's that.
and i used to be the master at swindling these.
but age and maturity has taken my balls away and there is too much at stake to fuck up.
here's the scoop. a week from tommorrow i have to do a pre employment test. only drug i have done in the last year is weed, but excessively, like everyday.
so i have two options

1. buy these cleanser pills that worked for me in the past. quit for the next week and pop these pills and drink a little water. i did this before and it worked...not sure if it was a fluke or not but i passed the test.
2. use the whizinator. I got the whizinator w/fake penis. looks realistic, worked like a champ in the past...but it's been a while. worried that labs got wise to it and check closer now for realness of said penis. with so many people using them you'd be a dummy not to check for it somehow. but in the past they always put me in a bathroom by myself and they never searched me prior, so it worked awesome.

so what should i do? the whizinator is full proof, i got clean urine and it keeps it warm. but I'm afraid of getting searched or them noticing it's not real.
the pills worked in the past (same type of lab test) but I'm not sure if it was a fluke or not.
please advice now!
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i thought they dont check your penis unless there is a drug conviction or its through the legal system (basically they never watch for realness of penis for employment tests- i think)

try the pills and alot of water i wouldnt use the whizzinator id be too scared
 
chewyxrage said:
If your really nervous, quit smoking now, buy some pills. The day before the test go buy a home drug test kit and do a dry run w/ the pills. If you fail it, use the whizzinator. If you pass it, use the pills.
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but i fhe just decides to use whizinator he wont have to quit smoking, and he can show up high to the test even
 
Dude, I am gonna harp on ya. Dump the pocket potpourri. My little brother is so much easier to get along with now that he isn't on the chronic.
 
redguru said:
Dude, I am gonna harp on ya. Dump the pocket potpourri. My little brother is so much easier to get along with now that he isn't on the chronic.
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agreed/
bad habit
 
Angel said:
So does this whizzinator strap on like a dildo?
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whiz.jpg
 
Angel said:
My brother passed his drug test and he was all doped up on heroin..Lmao
I agree, they should just do away with the testing all together. I think that only the more serious employers should do it (hospitals, cops, firemen, etc)
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O-yea..... they get us. SHo NUFF. And we never know when....... then........... BOOM! Drug test.
 
Many places, not sure if it is the majority yet, test your hair. You can see the drugs there used all the way from six months past. Gets by all the fake wiz and such.

So..... don't forget to shave your hair and be waxed. If there is nothing on the head, they will take it from your chest etc.

Just a thought...
 
JH1 said:
DRINK AS MUCH WATER AS YOU FUCKING CAN FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE TEST.... seriously... like 2 gallons a day...

it dillutes any metabolite samples they get in hopes of getting in under the thresholds...
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pdaddy said:
The metabolites are usually only present for up to seven days. If you upped your fluid intake to around a gallon and a half a day I think you would be alright. Also when providing the sample only urinate the initial voiding and the very end of it, NOT any midstream urine.
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I can't believe you bought a whizzinator. They prolly will check the temp.

It can stay in your system more than 7 days if you are a chronic smoker (everyday, not chronic the weed) - it is fat soluble and will leech out over time...

Drink lots of water to dilute out your sample (esp a day before and the day of the test). You don't have to waste any money on the herbs and shit, the key is the water. They might ask you for a retest (saying it is too dilute) but I have only heard of that once or twice.
 
Becoming said:
I can't believe you bought a whizzinator. They prolly will check the temp.

It can stay in your system more than 7 days if you are a chronic smoker (everyday, not chronic the weed) - it is fat soluble and will leech out over time...

Drink lots of water to dilute out your sample (esp a day before and the day of the test). You don't have to waste any money on the herbs and shit, the key is the water. They might ask you for a retest (saying it is too dilute) but I have only heard of that once or twice.
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you must think I'm a amatuer.
the whizinator comes with a battery powered heater
worked like'd a champ everytime i used it.
the only thing i'm worried about is a pat-down prior to going into the bathroom
 
my brother used to smoke weed up until a couple days before a test. and this wasn't an employment drug test, this was stay out of prison test. he'd drink gatorade until his piss looked like tap water. i swear, he never failed one. would just drink tons of fluids. and, lol, you fucking nervous stoner fuck.
 
I ended up having to take a test 4 days before I thought I had to. I went to GNC and bought the Qcarbo which I had done previously. I passed the quick test at work (which is a hospital) plus I passed the official test that was sent to a lab. I smoked the night before the test and had been smoking almost everyday prior to that. It's pricey but I haven't failed the two times I have used it

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134311
 
what about the drinking cranberry juice thing? I've heard if people drink like a gallon of cranberry juice the day before, they can pass easy.

so what's the penalty if you get caught with the wizzinator?
 
JH1 said:
Yeah broham... no pre-employment checks watch you piss..

That's for probation and shit...


Use the wizinator...


And if you go the cleanser route.. .the trick is to DRINK AS MUCH WATER AS YOU FUCKING CAN FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE TEST.... seriously... like 2 gallons a day...

it dillutes any metabolite samples they get in hopes of getting in under the thresholds...

Take multi-vitamins 4 hours before too...make ur pee nice and colorful...

also.... put a slice of butter in the sample cup...
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Water dilution will work b vitamins give it a nice color. Dilute for as long as you can beforehand though.
They won't watch you, so use the Whiz a ma jigger if you are worried.

Also don't put a fucking slice of butter in the sample cup.
 
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