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Work sucks today

zwhit said:
I deal with truckers every day. Some real characters come through
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I was looking for you to elaborate a bit.

I'm dealing with a person who refuses to put on any clothes, obsesses about blankets, and won't stop fucking talking unless they are sleeping.

If this patient starts flinging poo, I'm walking out.
 
I have to deal with people who drive down the road wearing no pants. Yell at me because some how its my fault the wind is blowing, there are a lot of cars on the road or that they have to pay a $4 toll. Thankfully, im down to my last couple days there. My next venture will be having to deal with unruly parents.

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A couple weeks ago we had a tweaker come in to pick up some freight. The guy tried to use our equipment to load himself. I go ask him wtf he's doing and he flips the fuck out. He's sweating his ass off the whole time and it was like 55° at the time. Dude probably hadn't been to sleep in a coupe days. He didn't get any freight and had to leave the property so he was irate when he left.
 
I love my job. My EF persona has spread here over the last couple years. Last week one of my coworkers sent an email saying he wasn't coming in, and I replied "who fucking cares?". We've given the general manager the title "loose balls Larry" and make it a point to talk about his balls every-time he's around.
 
WoodyO said:
I love my job. My EF persona has spread here over the last couple years. Last week one of my coworkers sent an email saying he wasn't coming in, and I replied "who fucking cares?". We've given the general manager the title "loose balls Larry" and make it a point to talk about his balls every-time he's around.
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You should get me a job there. I could talk about balls all day.
 
just...v said:
You should get me a job there. I could talk about balls all day.
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What do you know about direct metal laser sintering, steriolithography, selective laser sintering, fused deposition modeling and room temperature vulcanization rubber tooling?
 
Holy shit woody, wtf kinda job do you do?

I cant really complain about my job. I mostly work from home and i get paid decent money.
 
WoodyO said:
What do you know about direct metal laser sintering, steriolithography, selective laser sintering, fused deposition modeling and room temperature vulcanization rubber tooling?
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Only what google tells me, but I'm a quick study. ;)
 
I just spent the last 30 minutes in the break room playing street fighter 2 on a 20 year old arcade game.
 
Naw...if I did that I'd probably end up fat and lazy with no sense of self. And the bastard would find some hot 20something to bang. I'm better off taking care of myself.
 
I have to meet with an engineering co. in houston tomorrow last minute. I started to book my ticket to fly in and out same day because its a cheap flight 45 min each way on southwest. My boss just stopped by and said no need to be flashy by flying there, just drive it. Flashy??!!? Its a 4 hr drive each way, makes for a long ass day of flat ass Texas driving. Literally the same cost either way u do it. He's a friggin idiot.


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oxymoron said:
I have to meet with an engineering co. in houston tomorrow last minute. I started to book my ticket to fly in and out same day because its a cheap flight 45 min each way on southwest. My boss just stopped by and said no need to be flashy by flying there, just drive it. Flashy??!!? Its a 4 hr drive each way, makes for a long ass day of flat ass Texas driving. Literally the same cost either way u do it. He's a friggin idiot.


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Houston meat up?

Better eat at the downtown aquarium
 
just...v said:
Make me feel better about my job and give me some of your work horror stories.
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this will make you feel better and never complain again :P

yesterday at work my boss put one of our clients into bed and didnt tuck him in right so he cant get into his pants, this dude is severely disabled but will get into his pants and jack off, this occured last night, however to add the cherry on top buddy also shit in his diaper and smeared shit and cum all over his face,in his beard ,mouth and all over his bed. guess who got to clean that fucking garbage up? ya this guy.

thank god im going back to a house without ass wiping and only aggressive disabled folks.
 
theoak01 said:
this will make you feel better and never complain again :P

yesterday at work my boss put one of our clients into bed and didnt tuck him in right so he cant get into his pants, this dude is severely disabled but will get into his pants and jack off, this occured last night, however to add the cherry on top buddy also shit in his diaper and smeared shit and cum all over his face,in his beard ,mouth and all over his bed. guess who got to clean that fucking garbage up? ya this guy.

thank god im going back to a house without ass wiping and only aggressive disabled folks.
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Damn, sounds like it sucks to be you

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theoak01 said:
this will make you feel better and never complain again :P

yesterday at work my boss put one of our clients into bed and didnt tuck him in right so he cant get into his pants, this dude is severely disabled but will get into his pants and jack off, this occured last night, however to add the cherry on top buddy also shit in his diaper and smeared shit and cum all over his face,in his beard ,mouth and all over his bed. guess who got to clean that fucking garbage up? ya this guy.

thank god im going back to a house without ass wiping and only aggressive disabled folks.
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Gotta love those kind of patients. I had a head injury patient try to pull me into bed with him cause he thought I was his wife. My boobs have been grabbed a couple of times and I had another patient politely ask me to suck his cock about a month ago. But I haven't had to deal with cum yet!

We did have a female CNA sexually assaulted while helping to shower a patient not to long ago. That was sad.
 
just...v said:
Gotta love those kind of patients. I had a head injury patient try to pull me into bed with him cause he thought I was his wife. My boobs have been grabbed a couple of times and I had another patient politely ask me to suck his cock about a month ago. But I haven't had to deal with cum yet!

We did have a female CNA sexually assaulted while helping to shower a patient not to long ago. That was sad.
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head injuries are tough, I use to work with sex offenders who had mental health/disability issues,man they were a fucked up bunch.
 
theoak01 said:
head injuries are tough, I use to work with sex offenders who had mental health/disability issues,man they were a fucked up bunch.
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I float all over the city hospital, so we get a wide range of personalities.

The lady today was tough. I have a massive headache and it doesn't help that there is a little upset between me and my Tshirt guy :(
 
just...v said:
I float all over the city hospital, so we get a wide range of personalities.

The lady today was tough. I have a massive headache and it doesn't help that there is a little upset between me and my Tshirt guy :(
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then perhaps its time to find a polo man
 
Oh I have a million call center stories that are just flat out stupid ranging from a man who said his computer powered off everytime his cat went past it, to a man stating he couldnt have a computer virus because he was using wireless so virus cant "travel" wirelessly.
2 months ago I was giving a substance abuse client a UA, we were in the bathroom together and the bitch decided she didnt have to pee so she took a shit instead, I was fucking dry heaving but didnt want to leave in case she contaminated the sample :mad:
 
nangiggles said:
Oh I have a million call center stories that are just flat out stupid ranging from a man who said his computer powered off everytime his cat went past it, to a man stating he couldnt have a computer virus because he was using wireless so virus cant "travel" wirelessly.
2 months ago I was giving a substance abuse client a UA, we were in the bathroom together and the bitch decided she didnt have to pee so she took a shit instead, I was fucking dry heaving but didnt want to leave in case she contaminated the sample :mad:
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now, that's fucking comedy right there.
 
nangiggles said:
Oh I have a million call center stories that are just flat out stupid ranging from a man who said his computer powered off everytime his cat went past it, to a man stating he couldnt have a computer virus because he was using wireless so virus cant "travel" wirelessly.
2 months ago I was giving a substance abuse client a UA, we were in the bathroom together and the bitch decided she didnt have to pee so she took a shit instead, I was fucking dry heaving but didnt want to leave in case she contaminated the sample :mad:
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I bet youve even had a drunk person from EF call you huh lol
 
gatemoney said:
Are you insane?
don't tell them that shit....Fuck man they're bad enough without encouragement.
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Oh Geez, we can size you boys up pretty quick and know exactly what we can get away with. 12 y/o girls know that they can get away with the bitchy bitchy for a week out of the month.
 
gatemoney said:
Are you insane?
don't tell them that shit....Fuck man they're bad enough without encouragement.
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If I was leaving a blood trail for a week and felt like a zombie baby was ripping my insides apart I would be far worse than any woman you ever met. There would be mysterious murders once a month
 
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