Words/phrases men shouldn't use

[Moderate_THIS]

'Will you marry me?'

ok

 

[jackangel]

on a different tangent:

"you look fat in that outfit"

"i saw this hot chick at the gym today, so much prettier than you"

"mind losing some weight?"

 

[Boss101]

'Its okay, you don't need to workout I don't care if you get fat!'

 

[jerkbox]

in your gayest voice say whats horses eat




HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

lmao

 

[avenirup]

in your gayest voice say whats horses eat




HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

What does a gay horse eat????

 

[Moderate_THIS]

What does a gay horse eat????

equipenis

 

[the nature boy]

Dee-lish

and

there is a term that really fem gays use. instead of "let's spice it up" they say "let's jujj it up" or something. bullit would know.

 

[Mr. dB]

duvet
"Oh goodie, it's a 'Trading Spaces' marathon!"
"Is there a good movie on Lifetime Channel tonight?"
"I just want you to hold me"
"Do these shoes go with this outfit?"

 

[argent]

thuper thilky thnowballs

 

[Buddy_Christ]

"Is there a good movie on Lifetime Channel tonight?"

this sentence CAN be said by a man to another man, but only under certain circumstances. if you had made plans with a friend, and at the last minute, he decided to back out, you can feel free to bash him by asking (sarcastically, of course) "well, why aren't you coming out tonight? is there a good movie on Lifetime?"

then, and only then, can a man utter those words and still have a pair of testicles.