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Bigsatan13
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Beating up people who can't speak english and call me dude!
Bigsatan13
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Oh now we're pals? Next you'll be calling me Bro!
str8cubano
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jennifer lopez's ass helps with mine. oh yea, Viagra
bigwillster
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Holding in your pee as long as you can. FYI: Pee=urine
I am fed up with all of ya dudes...i suspect most of ya are high on herbal tea...
bigwillster
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FYI Primary school= Elementary school. Erik..little by little you're starting to fit in with the American crowd man. Welcome. You're so cool we're gonna call you culo. Naw just messing with you man. Lots of love to ya bro. FYI: Bro= Brother.
bigwillster said:
Thanks mate...Since I understand your Dutch is a little bit rusty lately we wil continue our discussion in English...By the way sunshine...keep on explaining me everything...if that makes ya feel bigger...
One more thing...I am not so touchy...but please do not insult our Royal Dutch Family, which is punishable under Dutch Law... I dunno if ya had any plans in that direction ???
Make no mistake : the arms of the Royal Dutch Commando's have a wide reach...Now ya know...
Bigsatan13
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You're still here Dick? Don't you have a dike to stick your finger in?
Firebaall
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erik2002 said:
LOL
Who put a splinter up this guys ass?
.......oh yeah, his mother wears cogs!
First of all, I don't expect you to take me seriously I was making a joke. Second, the nick is a user name, not proper english. But then again, how can one take you seriously..........
After all, you tap dance in wooden shoes following a monarchy with a queen named after a butter spread subsitute!
All hail the butter queen BEATRICE.........I mean beatrix......
ROTFLMFAO!
Firebaall said:
LOL
Who put a splinter up this guys ass?
.......oh yeah, his mother wears cogs!
First of all, I don't expect you to take me seriously I was making a joke. Second, the nick is a user name, not proper english. But then again, how can one take you seriously..........
After all, you tap dance in wooden shoes following a monarchy with a queen named after a butter spread subsitute!
All hail the butter queen BEATRICE.........I mean beatrix......
ROTFLMFAO!
Ya know...firebaall...American people are not known for their great knowledge about other countries...but I have to tell ya, ya sure did impress me boy...your excuse about your nickname was not bad either...for someone who's about to finish kindergarten...
But don't turn things around...the butter spread substitute people tried to gain popularity by using our queen's name...but didn't know how to spell correctly...let this be a consolation for ya...you're not the only one...firebaall...
Firebaall
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. You can legally kill yourself / legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbors.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans.
If a war is started, blame the Germans.
If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. You can legally kill yourself / legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbors.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans.
If a war is started, blame the Germans.
If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
Firebaall
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.
firebaall...your top 10 reasons are too lousy to quote...let's face the facts...the only credit I can give ya...is that it wasn't ya who did invent them...ya have just written down someone else words, which meant to be funny....but aren't. Not even offending, poor sod !
Promise me ya will do your best at kindergarten today, will ya ???
Promise me ya will do your best at kindergarten today, will ya ???
Bigsatan13
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One thing that sucks about Canada is all the towel-head terrorists filter into the United States through there!
