?? Women in prison ??

[big_bad_buff]

Ok, we know what kind of jazz goes on in the pen. guys get their shit pipes cleaned out un-voluntarily and what not. So what's up with women in the joint? do they all just dyke out? since all women have the whole lez tendency anyways? or is there still some sort of rape that goes on?

 

[manny78]

was wondering the same. I've heard they were more into violence...

 

[Stangfriik]

I remember seeing something on tv a long time ago where they claimed women would use a mop stick as a form of torture/intimidation. Sticking it in as far as they can. Don't know if it's true though

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I remember a teacher I had in High school saying he lived right by a women's correctional facility,and that when they were outside in the yard(which was surrounded by chain-link and barbed wire)and he rode his bike down the dirt path adjacent to it,all the chicks would run over to the fence and start yelling all sorts of obscene sexual shit to him.He said he was shocked to hear the things they were saying,even from women in prison.All I could think of is,"Damn,I'd like to have a weekend pass into that joint".lol

 

[big_bad_buff]

kinda like at six flags or something? one ticket and you can ride all the rides all day long

I remember a teacher I had in High school saying he lived right by a women's correctional facility,and that when they were outside in the yard(which was surrounded by chain-link and barbed wire)and he rode his bike down the dirt path adjacent to it,all the chicks would run over to the fence and start yelling all sorts of obscene sexual shit to him.He said he was shocked to hear the things they were saying,even from women in prison.All I could think of is,"Damn,I'd like to have a weekend pass into that joint".lol

 

[Crazy Ivan]

LMAO

 

[SofaGeorge]

Women's prisons are total candy ass facilities compared to men's prisons. there is very little violence... and sexual assualt is almost unheard of.

 

[big_bad_buff]

someone should change there name to a chicks. then take female hormones and get breast implants...then do something to get sent to pen....you'd be only inmate with a peter. can you imagine?

 

[big4life]

A friend's mom was a warden for a local women's prison and she would have all sorts of stories from that place. They had a woman stick a fork in another woman's eye in a fight over a piece of chicken.


I remember thinking, damn that woman was hungry, or that was some really good chiken

 

[big_bad_buff]

DAMN!...sounds like something that would happen with a bunch of bodybuilders living together when the food was getting tight around the house...lol

A friend's mom was a warden for a local women's prison and she would have all sorts of stories from that place. They had a woman stick a fork in another woman's eye in a fight over a piece of chicken.


I remember thinking, damn that woman was hungry, or that was some really good chiken

 

[casavant]

I remember seeing something on tv a long time ago where they claimed women would use a mop stick as a form of torture/intimidation. Sticking it in as far as they can. Don't know if it's true though

I was told the same thing by a guy that had done 11 years and now goes and basically tells auditoriums full of junior high and high school students all about the horrors of prison. It was interesting stuff.

At one point, after talking about homosexual rape in prison and how there's a certain smell to it that you don't forget and how you'd hear a new guy crying to himself all night after getting gang raped by other prisoners, he looked up and said, "And for all you ladies out in the audience that are snickering about this right now...don't. I'm told they use broom handles in the woman's wing."

I think he gave a little more graphic of a speech than the staff was expecting.

 

[SofaGeorge]

someone should change there name to a chicks. then take female hormones and get breast implants...then do something to get sent to pen....you'd be only inmate with a peter. can you imagine?

This ISN'T a joke.

I used to work in the joint. We had an inmate named "Conan" a chick that had surgery to become a guy. conan was on parole... violated... and was being sent back to the big house.

The problem was Conan had sex change surgery after being released.

The debate was - did Conan go back to the women's prison... or now that he/she had sex change surgery to be a man... did he go to the men's prison?

Conan was fighting to go to the men's prison... after all... as far as he was concerned he was a man and it was his right.

We sent him back to the women's prison. Conan was pissed, but I told him, "Conan... you want to be treated like a guy... right? Well there isn't a single guy in the men's prison who wouldn't want to be sent to the women's prison so cheer up."

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

If your hard up! Female Paroles are easy getting for the Sack!

Be warned don't be a dumb ass and fall in love with her and take her to see your Mom! Not a good move! Very Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!

 

[Hannibal]

We sent him back to the women's prison. Conan was pissed, but I told him, "Conan... you want to be treated like a guy... right? Well there isn't a single guy in the men's prison who wouldn't want to be sent to the women's prison so cheer up."

 

[Hannibal]

Just out of interest, how the fuck does a woman have an operation to become a man?

Some questions are better left unanswered.....just walk away.

 

[gainer_uk]

This ISN'T a joke.

I used to work in the joint. We had an inmate named "Conan" a chick that had surgery to become a guy. conan was on parole... violated... and was being sent back to the big house.

The problem was Conan had sex change surgery after being released.

The debate was - did Conan go back to the women's prison... or now that he/she had sex change surgery to be a man... did he go to the men's prison?

Conan was fighting to go to the men's prison... after all... as far as he was concerned he was a man and it was his right.

We sent him back to the women's prison. Conan was pissed, but I told him, "Conan... you want to be treated like a guy... right? Well there isn't a single guy in the men's prison who wouldn't want to be sent to the women's prison so cheer up."

Just out of interest, how the fuck does a woman have an operation to become a man?

Do you mean her breasts were removed or she actually had a dick constructed for her?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Just out of interest, how the fuck does a woman have an operation to become a man?

Do you mean her breasts were removed or she actually had a dick constructed for her?

They give her some hormones (boobs shrink down to Gyno Tits and the Clit get long and meaty, Next they slice her pussy and Clit up and then reshape it into a Penis!

Why do you ask? Do you want to get some from Conan?

 

[gainer_uk]

They give her some hormones (boobs shrink down to Gyno Tits and the Clit get long and meaty, Next they slice her pussy and Clit up and then reshape it into a Penis!

Why do you ask? Do you want to get some from Conan?

wtf? u serious? how do you shape a pussy into a penis!?

and yeah...if conans hot, why not? She'll still always be a girl

 

[SofaGeorge]

They give her some hormones (boobs shrink down to Gyno Tits and the Clit get long and meaty, Next they slice her pussy and Clit up and then reshape it into a Penis!

Why do you ask? Do you want to get some from Conan?

That's pretty much it in a nutshell. The female-to-male tend to look a lot more natural than the male-to-female... most of them look like real guys.

Conan's case got complicated. During his arrest when he reviolated... he put up a fight. His little artificially contructed unit... including an internal pump so that he was "functional"... got damaged during the struggle.

I can't figure out exactly how a case worker even files the paper work to have a penis rebuilt at state expense.

 

[casavant]

Most women in prison are compeltely butt ugly and messed up. So whatever Hollywood fantasy of hot sexy women in prison having tons of sex and orgies, might as well leave 'em at the door.

-= nav =-

I concur.

 

[big_bad_buff]

This ISN'T a joke.

I

when I said that I was joking, so yes, this is a joke.