Women, Have Ya'll Tried "Monkeying Around" Does it Really Work?

[curling]

My wife bought some last night did she waste money or am I going to be a happy camper? Thanks.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

My ex-girlfriend took some, and a short time later I found her on the ground frothing from the mouth and eyeballs (I kid you not), so I would advise against this particular product.

 

[curling]

Your kidding. Wow. That sux unless she broke up with you.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

She died.

 

[MS]

Hey there satanic.....I'm looking for some fresh (defleshed) goatskins to rehead some of my African drums. You wouldn't happen to know where I could get some............?

 

[b fold the truth]

Ummm please tell me you are kidding.

Please...tell me you are just kidding about this.

B True

 

[satanic goatslayer]

MS,

I'm assuming that since you live somewhere in the South Pacific, that you might have black-bellied goats living within your proximity. If so, those would be ideal for your situation.