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Women::Do men really know how to eat??

alexiarenee

alexiarenee

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Just my thoughts. Almost every guy I talk to "thinks" they can eat pussy...however, I have yet to find a man that does it well.
I have never told my man he was good ( he's not ) so what leads them to belive this.
MY best freind has been in a relationship with another woman for 2 years, and recently broke up with her. She is now dating a man. She had sex with this man recently---she hadnt has ex with a man in 6 years--he was her 2nd. She said it was great EXCEPT that he couldnt eat pussy!! She said it hurt!! I was like "" Well, you've had women eating you out for years, so of course he's gonna suck!!" I'd love to hear anyone's comments..........
 
Good post.

I've had quite a few experiences that have had me thinking "what is he doing- does he think this feels good-- ummmm what's with the teeth-- is he trying to injure me?". It's not like you're going to give someone a big ego-kick. I'd usually just act all riled up and say I could take anymore oral, I just wanted sex. Also, some guys offer to do it but once they're down there it's obvious they don't want to be there. There's no way in hell a girl's gonna get pleasure from a guy who does a really half ass job.

I don't think one can compare oral with another girl to oral with a guy. I seriously think that a guy could give another guy a bj better than I could. I also think that a guy who really likes doing it (like you can barely get to to stop) tends to perform well. Someone who enjoys going down and doesn't have an ego about it is better IMO just because you can teach them what you like and they won't take offense.

Kate
I've been with one guy who I swear was an experienced lesbain trapped in a man's body because he knew what I liked more than I did. Never have had that since but I won't forget it.
 
My husband only has a few redeeming qualities and the way he eats my pussy is one of them. Ohhh the screams that have escaped from my mouth....:p
 
Comunication is key, i'm one of those guys that thinks he has a clue, i have received many compliments on my oral skills, when i was less experienced, i asked! i listened, i learned.... not all men are created igual, and that goes for women, not all women are created equal, and not all really know how to go down on a guy. maybe some of them should, ask, listen, and learn..
 
tropicdude said:
Comunication is key, i'm one of those guys that thinks he has a clue, i have received many compliments on my oral skills, when i was less experienced, i asked! i listened, i learned.... not all men are created igual, and that goes for women, not all women are created equal, and not all really know how to go down on a guy. maybe some of them should, ask, listen, and learn..
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Tropic dude: are you free tonite??:p
 
I have had several compliments on my oral abilities! But I too am willing to listen and learn with out being offended. I have found that what a past lover might really enjoy, The next might really hate. Everone is different. The key being communication! I also try several different techniques and try to pay close attention to the way she is acting while i'm doing whatever it is i am doing. Be it moans or wiggles or shakes or screams or whatever it is. So I try to gage her response and figure out what it is she likes. I enjoy being asked to do stuff a special way. I guess it takes all the guess work out of the picture so i can get down to business. Just my 2 Cents!

Moto
 
I have always been able to get women off orally with in a few minutes however my new Gf takes forever and sometimes cannot no matter how long I am down at the Y. Sometimes I have to bring me own lunch LOL. The main thing ladies is do not be afraid to tell your man what you like. You both will benifit from the effort. Oh and my new GF is bi but has trouble even getting herself off sometimes. You ladies have to be in the right zone and frame of mind or a guy could spend his life down there with no effect what so ever. So in otherwords don't always blame the man you just might not me into it at the moment and just need to take a break. L2L
 
C'mon shit, i need MORE TIPS. Give me the top 3 things to concentrate on and do. :p
 
spatterson said:
I'm going to chime in here, out of sheer guilt. For all the crap I say to bash my husband I am going to redeem his rep with this. He can work it like nothing else. He has this little technique perfected where he vacuum locks the kitty between the gums of his top teeth and the inside of his upper lip, and then uses his tongue to flick the underside really hard. Holy shit....
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I'll be trying that one soon. Thanks for the tip...
:D
 
From the moment we have been together, Pauly KNOWS how to eat pussy! One word: hesfuckingmindblowing! Sometimes he may be a little rough, but thats just because he's extremely horny. Lately I have just been wanting him to suck on my clit, nice and soft. He says he can eat my pussy for hours cause it tastes so good, which is always nice to hear! His favorite thing to do? He loves it when I have a pillow under my ass, and I'm tilted up a little............he likes to stick his tongue deep inside! It gets me all juicy, and he goes nuts when my muscles contract.
 
IF YOU DON"T LIKE WHAT HE"S DOING ---- TELL HIM HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No complaining if you haven't taught your man how you like it. After my ex finally told me what to do, and how she likes it licked, sucked, and flicked - I am MUCH better.

Why do women have a hard time communicating to their partner what they want. Instead of telling him how to do it right, you would rather bitch on a chat board that your hubby doesn't know how to eat pussy!!!

Just tell him how to eat that pussy, and you'll be lovin it!!!!
 
Almost every woman I've been with is different. Some like it fast, while others enjoy it slow and easy. I have found that most women I've been with enjoy it when you don't just jump in and start on the clit. Take your time and slowly work your way up to the clit. Her excitement will build and she will enjoy it so much more.

One thing that women have told me, is that some men don't realize how sensitive their clit is, and what they do actually causes these women pain, instead of pleasure.

I've been told that I'm pretty good, I don't know. It is something that I do enjoy.:p :p
 
Jimsbbc said:
IF YOU DON"T LIKE WHAT HE"S DOING ---- TELL HIM HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No complaining if you haven't taught your man how you like it. After my ex finally told me what to do, and how she likes it licked, sucked, and flicked - I am MUCH better.

Why do women have a hard time communicating to their partner what they want. Instead of telling him how to do it right, you would rather bitch on a chat board that your hubby doesn't know how to eat pussy!!!

Just tell him how to eat that pussy, and you'll be lovin it!!!!
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sweetie, that don't always work.....i have told him and he really doesn't listen....it's like he's sooo rambunctious (sp?) and like a bull in a china closet.....and i think he gets offended when i say something, and i am very sweet and sincere about it, i'm not a bitch about it....don't know how to get him to listen.....he's also very ouchie when it comes to rubbing my clit....it's like i tell and i show him how to do it and he just keeps doing it the same way....
 
I'm very sorry to hear that. Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks. Tell him he doesn't get any till he starts doing it right!!! J/k, I hope you find some way to talk him into changing his habits so you aren't in pain any longer.
 
A lot of guys probably just lack the patience to do it right. Plus if you don't have good communication with your partner how are you going to make it that pleasureable in the first place?
If you don't have the skills to go down there you aren't going anywhere. Besides i tickle that little man in the boat so good she better calll the Coast Guard cuz he's about to be lost at sea:p
 
My girl seems to enjoy it with all the screaming and all, not to mention her clit ring just doubles the yelling.

;)
 
THIS WORKS TWO WAYS GIRLS.........I HAVE ONLY FOUND ONE GIRL WHO TRULY KNEW HOW TO GIVE GOOD HEAD.



KAYNE
 
heehee at spats


i think he means me... i get told i've got mad skills.. heehee

there are only a select two i can say i've enjoyed giving it to me... mmmm. :) it's a talent.
 
smallmovesal said:
i think he means me... i get told i've got mad skills.. heehee
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many women brag, 99.99% of them suck. Guys lie lie lie to get to the next stage. You know you did it. And still do. No shame. :D
we must have a 5 star fellatio standard. I'll head .... um, LEAD.. a team of roving inspectors. We'll visit every town and city, and rate you all!!
Smalls you're the reference point. So you get a 3.
 
Island Son said:

many women brag, 99.99% of them suck. Guys lie lie lie to get to the next stage. You know you did it. And still do. No shame. :D
we must have a 5 star fellatio standard. I'll head .... um, LEAD.. a team of roving inspectors. We'll visit every town and city, and rate you all!!
Smalls you're the reference point. So you get a 3.
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you don't even know what i'm like... i'm not a 3!

i really know for a fact although i won't go into detail (for certain reasons) that i am very good. just trust me on this one.

i'm "dsl" girl for good reason :)
 
smallmovesal said:
hey i'm multi-talented... don't get me wrong :)
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I'm sure you are smalls, it's just that most guys probably would have a hard time getting past the dsl rep to see your other qualities.
 
ttlpkg said:
I'm sure you are smalls, it's just that most guys probably would have a hard time getting past the dsl rep to see your other qualities.
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dsl?? save your flames, i'm a computer guy, all i can think of is digital subscriber line?
 
Very graphic! Very detailed.
Every women is different. You must use the old trial and error method.
First rub it nice and slow up and down with two fingers. One on each side of the clit! Then move faster. See how that goes. Then move the two fingers back and forth over the clit, nice and slow. Then faster! Press hard. See if it is getting swollen and wet yet. Then you want to stick your tounge inside. Tounge fuck the pussy. Then slide your tounge up and down the clit, slow at first and then faster. Then slide the tounge back and forth over the clit, slow then fast again. By this time she should be nice and wet and moaning! See which way she liked it. Up and down or back and forth. Then combine the two. Stick your finger or fingers inside and lick the way she moaned the loudest!!! Move them together at the same pace. Fingers and tounge. Then what u want to do is start to SUCK on the clit!!! This is so key!!! Not to hard but hard enough. She will let u know how hard is too hard. The final thing to do is with your other hand, press a bit on her stomach. Right below the belly button and above her clit. This will make her CUM like crazy! Practice makes perfect!!! Wish u guys the best of luck by pleaseing your women :-)
Key points to remember:
1: Try all angles on the clit.
2: Slow and fast, keep changing it up.
3: Rub and lick at the same speed.
4: YOU MUST SUCK ON THE CLIT!!!
5: Hand on the stomach, alot of men don't do this.
Try this and your lady will be CUMING in no time. Open your mouth because her Flood Gates will be flowing very soon! :-)
 
Busterball said:
DSL
DICK
SUCKING
LIPS

THEY ARE THE BEST!!! NICE AND THICK AND FIRM! HUMMMMMM
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o i c
really smalls? I'd expect more like Famke Janssen lips , or that chick from SClub7. I just saw Goldeneye again, Famke is... damn!! That's a lot of woman!!
 
Had a good teacher

I was married to a bi-sexual for 18yrs she always shared her girlfriends. I had a great teacher. Been told I do it just like a woman
 
I've only had one lover who did it right. AND OH MY GOD!!! DID HE DO IT RIGHT! As for the rest, they were anywhere from plain awful to "ok".
 
just a thought

Why is it that a lot of women will endure a sesssion of oral displeasure. All your doing is making that jackass think he's good. then all he's gonna do is what he knows to another woman and it will be an endless chain. One of you women warriors must stand up an rise against this insanity:p
Bsesides the first time a woman even shows the slightest bit of teeth during a BJ you know a guy is gonna tell her how to do it right LOL.
:p
 
One guy long ago did a really great job.

But I don't do guys any more - girls are WAAYY better - I can come just GIVING a girl head.
 
I really prefer when it is a woman who does it. Only once did I had a female ejaculation and came with my BF (and it took 30 minutes...), but with girls it is so mutch better and doesnt take that long... I come every time and it is so mutch enjoyable...!!! :p
 
SteelWeaver said:
One guy long ago did a really great job.

But I don't do guys any more - girls are WAAYY better - I can come just GIVING a girl head.
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not that I'm critisizing you or anything, but do you mind if I ask why the "total" switch??
 
i think some of the problem is that some dudes just don't pay attention the girl or practiced enough. It's not something one can learn overnight it takes time and practice like anything. I love pleasuring the female first because it's a challenge and sets the tone for the rest of the night, it's pretty easy to get guys off, and that can make for a short night. "Ladies first. period", I always say. To get a girl off, especially eating pussy, you got to do your homework.:p :p :p
 
Pinky Girl said:
I really prefer when it is a woman who does it. Only once did I had a female ejaculation and came with my BF (and it took 30 minutes...), but with girls it is so mutch better and doesnt take that long... I come every time and it is so mutch enjoyable...!!! :p
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SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME.


KAYNE
 
alexiarenee said:
Just my thoughts. Almost every guy I talk to "thinks" they can eat pussy...however, I have yet to find a man that does it well.
I have never told my man he was good ( he's not ) so what leads them to belive this.
MY best freind has been in a relationship with another woman for 2 years, and recently broke up with her. She is now dating a man. She had sex with this man recently---she hadnt has ex with a man in 6 years--he was her 2nd. She said it was great EXCEPT that he couldnt eat pussy!! She said it hurt!! I was like "" Well, you've had women eating you out for years, so of course he's gonna suck!!" I'd love to hear anyone's comments..........
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The trick is you gotta suck on the clit...dont lick it or lap it..suck suck suck it....:)
 
alexiarenee said:
Just my thoughts. Almost every guy I talk to "thinks" they can eat pussy...however, I have yet to find a man that does it well.
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I dont THINK I'm good I just know what I've been told. If she's fakin she should go to Holywood.

:p
 
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EROS69 said:


I dont THINK I'm good I just know what I've been told. If she's fakin she should go to Holywood.

:p
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you know shes not faking when she keeps bringing up how fucking good you ate her for days after it happened without you even bringing the damn subject up :D :D
 
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NY Muscle said:



you know shes not faking when she keeps bringing up how fucking good you ate her for days after it happened without you even bringing the damn subject up :D :D
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Well then looks like I got some skilz then :D
 
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EROS69 said:


Well then looks like I got some skilz then :D
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honestly theres 2 reasons if a guy doesnt eat pussy well.... #1 he just doesnt like to do it and just does it for her so hes just trying to stay down there for as long as he can handle or #2 the female isnt communicating to him and tell him what she likes or what he does good and bad and how to do it right, so its her fault not his.

not too long ago i had told a girl who was going down on me that i really didnt like the way she did it, matter of fact it SUCKED( but i didnt tell her that) anyway i told her to do a few things and BAM the next time she blew me it was like she was eating the last supper.... AMAZING!!!
 
The truth is that A LOT of men would have issue if a woman TOLD THEM how to lick the kitty.... not to mention giving them ANY OTHER DIRECTION!

I realize that being a bitch about TELLING someone how to do something (especially in bed) is a TOTAL turn off.. So I instead try and encourage them when they are doing something RIGHT. For example, if we are having intercourse and he is EXACTLY where I want him, I say, "NO, NO BABY - DON'T MOVE.... LET ME DO ALL THE WORK... I HAVE YOU EXACTLY WHERE I WANT YOU... LET ME FUCK YOU!" or if a position isn't working as well as it should, I just say, "Baby, do you wanna do doggie?" I get the pillow, put it under my abdomen, arch my back, spread my legs and rub the bean... Shit, hello! I WANNA GET OFF TOO, y'know!

So believe me when I tell you I think I can give pretty good direction in bed.

As for the lickenz thing... There has only been ONE MAN who has given me mind-blowing EVERYTHING! Yes, there have been some that did a MORE THAN ADEQUATE JOB - true, but this guy - SWEET JESUS!... His skill is unmatched - IN EVERY ARENA both IN AND OUT of the bedroom!

I am 34 years old - yes, and if any of you repeat that I will personally crush your head between my thighs - LOL!... and though my ex more than satisfied me sexually, this was one area where he was lacking. He did try, but since he "sucked" I hardly ever asked for it and even discouraged it.

Truthfully, I never thought that I was much good at felatio myself.. but the dude who I was talking about before.... his exact words to me about the topic were, "Don't you EVER doubt your skill in this area." So either we just clicked like nobody's business with each other.... or I truly did do a good job! :D

Personally, I always give it my best... I want to please who I am with as much as I want to be pleased.

Now, if a guy can not give me good oral... I don't want ANYTHING to do with him. I find that if he can not lick the kitty properly, chances are the rest of his skills are also lacking.

Truth be told, even if the dude CAN NOT get it up... it is pretty much ok with me... as long as he can lick the kitty - I am touching God and all is right in the universe.

Know whaddaya mean?
 
I had to comment on this one . I too think that i eat pussy pretty well , but i also know that women are different , so , listening and feeling can tell alot ! I KNOW im gonna get my nut , guys are easy that way , but what i WANT is to take her where she's never been before , that's what i love .

Tell me , i'll listen and make it happen right , no ego problem there for sure . I think most women are different in what drives them over the edge . To me there is nothing more fulfilling than getting her off big time !!

I also agree that communication is super important, ladies let me know if im offbase on this but , don't most women like a man to kinda trace around their nipple and not just go straight to it ?
I could be wrong, but i picked that little hint up from a woman quite a while back .

Damn i love talkin about this shit lol , there is sooooo much that you can learn to just keep gettin better . My dad is 80 years old and one day i saw a book he had about sex, lol , he said , ya never stop learnin son lol , true true true !!!

:p :p :p :p
 
I didnt' read all these replies...but I can say that most men do NOT know how to do it right.

I think communication is the key, though....if your guy doesn't know how to do it...talking to him about it and telling him what you like will really help things. Other guys...well...they just can't be helped.

I am very fortunate, though, to have found someone who LOVES doing it...and who is flat out amazing at it. I have not had a guy ever that was so good...and I think Raina hit the nail on the head when she said that guys who enjoy it tend to 'perform' better.
 
i have to say i am not very good at eating i dont know exactly what i am doing not very experianced there i usually stik to using my tool although i wish i could anyway seeing how tropicdude seems like he knows his shit how about a few tips share the wealth man lol
 
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