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Woman trouble...

gorilla_boy

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Ok. I don't drink for a reason. I'm an instant asshole, just add alcohol. Last night I broke my new years resolution and had a few drinks of Glenlivet(my fav. scotch) while out with my newest girl, her best friend and mine. Well, the filter between my brain and mouth doesn't work well in the presence of alcohol and I said something that one would consider rather obnoxious and offended my lady friend. I still went home with her but she was still pissed this morning.

I have to figure out a way to kiss her ass and make up for my idiocy. I figure Valentines day is as good as any. She's never had a date for V day so I want to make it one she'll never forget. Problem is that I am fucking clueless when it comes to this shit.

Please, help me out. Ladies, what would be the perfect Valentines day for you. Dudes, what was the best Valentines day you've ever engineered?
 
A sincere apology and admittance that you were out of line with the comment you made will do more justice than any gift on Valentines, thats a week away, you need to reconcile today. peace and the best of luck
 
havoc said:
A sincere apology and admittance that you were out of line with the comment you made will do more justice than any gift on Valentines, thats a week away, you need to reconcile today. peace and the best of luck
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Did that last night and this morning again.

I need more.
 
I figured you did. Time will let her frustration dwindle. If you can today, maybe suprise her at her place of work, or when she gets home with some roses that are an unusual color, like purple or white with red trim on the petals, look dead in her eyes and say that incident last night wont happen again. peace
 
gorilla_boy said:


Did that last night and this morning again.

I need more.
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If she has said all is forgiven then you should just move on. If she brings it up anymore well then you need to rethink this relationship realquick.

Glenlevit is evil! Evil I tell ya!!!
 
havoc said:
I figured you did. Time will let her frustration dwindle. If you can today, maybe suprise her at her place of work, or when she gets home with some roses that are an unusual color, like purple or white with red trim on the petals, look dead in her eyes and say that incident last night wont happen again. peace
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Now there's an idea. She's a cop so I can't really show up at her work...


Still, I want V day ideas. Anybody?
 
havoc said:
A sincere apology and admittance that you were out of line with the comment you made will do more justice than any gift on Valentines, thats a week away, you need to reconcile today. peace and the best of luck
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Havoc, the stuff that comes outta you blows me away.

Such wisdom at a such a young age........


A sincere apology and a dozen yellow tulips.....everyone gets roses. My wife loves them more than roses, chocolates, etc.

Very different.....and it works.

Good luck and no more Glenlivets ( at least you have good taste)
 
What?!!!

You get the free use of handcuffs! You lucky bastard.
 
Actually you know what I think, you should try to make it up to her tonight with dinner at your place (that you cooked), then tell her for Valentines day you want to take her out to her favorite place to eat.
On V-day, while at her favorite place, leave the table for a moment to go to your car, have a dozen or so of her favorite flower, bring it to the table with two candles, light the candles then sit down and enjoy the rest of the dinner.
I did this like 2 years ago and it worked so well, she was puddy in my hands for the rest of the evening.
Peace.
 
Re: Re: Woman trouble...

GaryWary said:


Since just about everyone has been up your ladies ass - she loves it the dirty slut.. why not fuck her up the ass with your 3 inch cock?
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So does your little hindu slut's box taste like curry or not?
 
Re: Re: Woman trouble...

GaryWary said:
You are an asshole without alcohol.

Yeah, but your sandnigger whore likes it.

You could be kissing her ass for a long long time.... You fucking cluless bastard.

I could probably stand the smell better than little miss spicy twat though.

Engineered!? Where did you learn that big word?
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That wasn't even slightly witty, Limey.
 
Gorrila twat...

I bet your girlfiend is a right fucking dog who has been with lots of other blokes. I bet you are one ugly fucker with no muscles.

I also bet that you are uneducated.
 
I'm bored of this. Suffice to say that I have emailed goerge regarding your constant stabs of racism. I think you are going to have to re-register. And dude.. my girlfriend is far to good for the likes of you. Not like your slut - who is good for just about anyone.

Don't bother replying..

Cos you are now on my ignore list. Therefore I cannot see what you write.

PS: You just cannot take it back can you? You can dish it out but you cannot take it you fucking retarded needledick.
 
GaryWary said:
Gorrila twat...

I bet your girlfiend is a right fucking dog who has been with lots of other blokes.

You may be right. No way she's fucked as many dudes as your mother though.

I bet you are one ugly fucker with no muscles.


I'll bet you're wrong. Even if I were smal and ugly, there is always hard work, drugs and surgery. You on the other hand can do nothing about your low IQ.

I also bet that you are uneducated.

Wrong again, Sheepfucker.
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GaryWary said:
I'm bored of this. Suffice to say that I have emailed goerge regarding your constant stabs of racism. I think you are going to have to re-register. And dude.. my girlfriend is far to good for the likes of you. Not like your slut - who is good for just about anyone.

Don't bother replying..

Cos you are now on my ignore list. Therefore I cannot see what you write.

PS: You just cannot take it back can you? You can dish it out but you cannot take it you fucking retarded needledick.
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Good for you. Running to teacher when you get offended. Whiner. Guess what, Fucktard? On this continent we have something called free speech and my "racist" remarks are aimed at every race be it red, yellow, black or white and are made in jest. There is a reason that this is the greatest continent on which to live and it has nothing to do with european-style political correctness that turns people into oversensitive little cocksuckers such as yourself.

You erred in making a blanket remark about all Americans being "racist cunts" among other things. For that you have become my pet target.

FYI I would not fuck your little chutney ferret if you paid me. OK, I probably would but it would be extra to eat her spicy box.

Have a nice day, Bitch.
 
Don't buy flowers! It screams I FUCKED UP AND NOW I'M TRYING TO KISS YOUR ASS! If you have already appologized just let it go for now. Everytime you try to appologize you make her think about your rude comment over and over again. So just leave it alone, and mind your manners from here on out. And be creative on V-day! Creativity will get you very far.
 
BronzedGoddess said:
Don't buy flowers! It screams I FUCKED UP AND NOW I'M TRYING TO KISS YOUR ASS! If you have already appologized just let it go for now. Everytime you try to appologize you make her think about your rude comment over and over again. So just leave it alone, and mind your manners from here on out. And be creative on V-day! Creativity will get you very far.
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Thanks for the alternate viewpoint. Now I have a delema on my hands...

As for creativity, I have NONE. ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, NIL.

Please suggest something. What would YOU want to be done for you for V day?
 
totally agree with BronzedGoddess...

you said you were sorry and she ought to let it go. i would also say it sounds like insecurity if she doesn't let it go...

as far as valentine's day...well the best advice i can give is the best one i ever had. i made dinner and set up a blanket in front of the fireplace with soft relaxing music. kind of like an indoor "picnic". :) after dinner, we had dessert...but of course there was a little twist to it. we played strip poker....and when we ran out of clothes, we had to use the strawberries, grapes, chocolate surup, and whipped cream as props. i would have to say that was a fun, creative desert. needeless to say, this scenerio adds to a very FUN evening to say the least!

keep us posted!
 
another idea....

i did this once...but not for valentine's day...

set up a scavenger hunt at the mall. leave the first note or clue (cuter if it rhymes) at her house which leads to the first store and gift at the mall. with that gift, there will be another clue to the next store in gift...etc. you get the gist. the last clue can be you ("desert" again :) ) waiting at a restuarant with dinner and wine. be sure you have cell phones though in case she gets stumped! :D very sweet, romantic, sexy, and fun! with your personality you can add a lot of humor to it! be warned it takes some time and creativity, but you really don't have to spend too much money if you choose small gifts...

shyt....now i remember why i haven't dated anyone in so long...it takes so much damn effort!!!!

lol! have fun!!!!
 
As an update:

I didn't date this chick for long...

My 2nd youngest brother said to me at some point this winter "do you know T*** S*******?" I'm like "yeah, why, did you fuck her?" Apparently he picked her up at a bar and ended up back at her place. In the morning they were discussing last names. She says "OMG, are you **** ******'s brother!!!???"

I was out a cpl of weekends ago and ran into her with (what seemed to be) her boyfriend and said to her "hey, I've got 2 more little brothers if you're interested" LOL
 
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