Wodin

[HamsterHider]

DO YOU DRINK ENSURE OR LLISTEN TO LAWRENCE WELK?

 

[WODIN]

Actually I drink Adrenaline Rush and listen to Static-X. Then I take your mom out back and let the goatslayer and toothless throw darts at her for hours of good fun!

 

[HamsterHider]

WHY ADRENALINE RUSH? I HEARD METH RUSH WAS THE BEST BUT THEY ONLY SELL IT IN TRAILOR PARK COMMUNITY STORES.

 

[WODIN]

Cuz that's what I'm making in the still at this time. Did you ever start that bordelo?

 

[HamsterHider]

I'M WORKING ON IT BUT ALL THE WOMEN I INTERVIEW AND DO THE CATTLE INSPECTION ON HAVE THESE LITTLE GREEN BUMPS EAR THEIR LOVE CANALS. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THOSE THINGS BEFORE CAUSE I'M SCARED TO HIRE THESE GIRLS AS IT MIGHT BE SOMESORT OF MINT FLAVORING THEY ADD TO THEIR SWEET PINK MEAT PATTIES AND I ADVERTISE ALL NATURAL WOMEN. CAN'T HAVE THEM TAINTED. FOR REAL WHAT IS ADRENALINE RUSH?

 

[WODIN]

It's an energy drink, sort of like Red Bull but way nastier....

The green dots are a form of clamydia so if you hire these girls they will at least be naturally lubed up all the time.