Wodin

[HamsterHider]

HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY?

 

[WODIN]

For real....I'm only 4,827....some people say I don't look a day over 4,643!!!

 

[WODIN]

42 is the meaning of life!

I'm not 42....

 

[HamsterHider]

DO YOU RECIEVE AARP BENEFITS YET?

 

[WODIN]

lmao...no I don't Dammit!!! I turned 40 on January 24th of this year.

 

[HumorMe]

40 years old....life is good....when my joints don't ache!

 

[HamsterHider]

DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH NOSE HAIR, BACK HAIR, EAR HAIR, GAS, HEARTBURN AND OTHER PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH BEING A GERIATRIC?

HAHA JUST KIDDING, YOU ARE PRETTY COOL DON'T LET THE SALAMI TELL YOU OTHERWISE

 

[WODIN]

DO YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH NOSE HAIR, BACK HAIR, EAR HAIR, GAS, HEARTBURN AND OTHER PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH BEING A GERIATRIC?

HAHA JUST KIDDING, YOU ARE PRETTY COOL DON'T LET THE SALAMI TELL YOU OTHERWISE

Nose hair - no I just pluck it with rusty tweezers..(Goat slayer would be proud)

Back Hair - nope....

Ear Hair - See the nose comment

Gas - Tums, Gasx and acidophilus.... make them part of your life.

Heartburn - I eat a high protein diet so I never really have heartburn.

Other Problems....the aluminum pins in my hand and knee get cold in the winter and fuckin sting like hell on some days but they've been that way forever...