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WODIN - question for ya buddy

Lestat

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When was the last time you got laid, and can you give us some specifics?

thanks.
 
WODIN said:
About a week ago. I even got a hummer.

Dude you gotta give me more then that.

Where'd you dump your load?
 
WODIN said:


Never.

You ever been snowballed?


No. I don't even like kissing a girl who's just swallowed a load... I avoid it at all costs.

Which is more frequent in your household.... you getting oral? or you giving anal?
 
Lestat said:



No. I don't even like kissing a girl who's just swallowed a load... I avoid it at all costs.

Which is more frequent in your household.... you getting oral? or you giving anal?

I have about a gazillion butt plugs so I'd have to say oral.
 
WODIN said:


I have about a gazillion butt plugs so I'd have to say oral.

Have you ever tried one of those plugs out in your own ass?
 
it's so nice to see a thread like this for the first time when it already has several replies...it's all laid out, and the conversation flows well.


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jackangel said:
it's so nice to see a thread like this for the first time when it already has several replies...it's all laid out, and the conversation flows well.


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Dude, don't inturrupt. I think we are getting close to somehting here. And by we, I mean grandpa Wodie here and myself. Not some jagoff thread hijacker.
 
Lestat said:


Have you ever tried one of those plugs out in your own ass?

Nope. I posted once about this one chick who stuck a finger up my butt way back in the day. I haven't spent a lot of time going around asking women to do this, or men, or farm animals either. So I don't think its something I would get into on a regular basis.

You ever use toys? Vibrators, dildos, cuffs, etc.
 
WODIN said:


Nope. I posted once about this one chick who stuck a finger up my butt way back in the day. I haven't spent a lot of time going around asking women to do this, or men, or farm animals either. So I don't think its something I would get into on a regular basis.

You ever use toys? Vibrators, dildos, cuffs, etc.

I've had girlfriends that had their own toys and we've used them in bed. I'm all for anything that makes my job easier. Never handcuffed or been handcuffed... but I've been asked to handcuff someone.. just didn't get the chance to yet. I don't think I'd like it though for myself.. I like to be in control.

Any advice on how to get a female friend to try anal?
 
Lestat said:


I've had girlfriends that had their own toys and we've used them in bed. I'm all for anything that makes my job easier. Never handcuffed or been handcuffed... but I've been asked to handcuff someone.. just didn't get the chance to yet. I don't think I'd like it though for myself.. I like to be in control.

Any advice on how to get a female friend to try anal?

You might try a little tongue action around her bunghole if its nice and clean. That helps. then work on a little finger massage. Go from there to sex but work your thumb in and around her butt.
Get her high too.
 
WODIN said:


You might try a little tongue action around her bunghole if its nice and clean. That helps. then work on a little finger massage. Go from there to sex but work your thumb in and around her butt.
Get her high too.


Excellent advice.

How many times a week would you say you:

1) had sex
2) stroked it
 
Lestat said:



Excellent advice.

How many times a week would you say you:

1) had sex
2) stroked it

Now days 2 to 3 if I'm lucky...kids ya know.

I stroke it every morning weather I've gotten laid or not.
 
WODIN said:


Now days 2 to 3 if I'm lucky...kids ya know.

I stroke it every morning weather I've gotten laid or not.

Every morning? Wow man.. impressive! Does the wife ever lend a helping hand?
 
bump for the old man
 
WODIN said:
Nope..she sleeps in.

Do you spank it in bed? Or the shower? Or at the computer? or what?

If you were doing it in bed, I'd blow all over her tits while she slept.
 
Shower bor. It's the Arganine. :) LOL!!!

I have a friend who wacks off when his wife says no. He just goes right to town with her in bed. LOL!!!
 
Lestat said:
When was the last time you got laid, and can you give us some specifics?

thanks.


It coincided with the last time he brought the turkey baster out of its drawer.

LMFAO

that is all.
 
WODIN said:
Shower bor. It's the Arganine. :) LOL!!!

I have a friend who wacks off when his wife says no. He just goes right to town with her in bed. LOL!!!


What is the Arganine? What exactly is Arganine..

I never wack off in the shower.. wastes water, plus don't you wanna take your time and enjoy it?


How many chicks did you bang before you got married? And what age did you get married?
 
Lestat said:



What is the Arganine? What exactly is Arganine..

I never wack off in the shower.. wastes water, plus don't you wanna take your time and enjoy it?


How many chicks did you bang before you got married? And what age did you get married?

L-Arganine is a basic amino that increases blood flow and helps with all kinds of fun stuff related to recovery.

I have no idea how many women I've slept with. I never was the keep score type of guy.

We got married when I was 26.
 
WODIN said:


L-Arganine is a basic amino that increases blood flow and helps with all kinds of fun stuff related to recovery.

I have no idea how many women I've slept with. I never was the keep score type of guy.

We got married when I was 26.

Come on man.. you gotta be able to give me a rough estimate..

hows this..

10 or less
10 to 20
20 to 40
40 to 100
100+

I'm 26 now myself.. but not anywhere near getting married... but when Ceebs is ready to, I will be!
 
come on man.. you are not out to lunch or something?
 
Wody.. stop ignoring me man... are you hiding something from your wifey?
 
Lestat said:
Wody.. stop ignoring me man... are you hiding something from your wifey?

Of course he is!!

Give the man a break.
 
I thought we were having some honest open convo here.. something real for once...
 
Lestat said:
I thought we were having some honest open convo here.. something real for once...


I honestly think that you're an open-mouth breathing idiot.

How's that?
 
ColonCowboy said:



I honestly think that you're an open-mouth breathing idiot.

How's that?

That was a poor attempt at.... at who knows what.
 
WODIN.. come on man.. post up.
 
You're really bored at work today, aren't you.

Would it help if I sent you a text message every 10 minutes?
 
LOL!!! See I really do have things to do besides post lestat.

My rather promiscous youth is something not open to discussion and I honestly think its rude to play the numbers game. It debases the nature of the sexual encounter. At least that was my argument to this girl at my first orgy. I still believe that too.
 
Ceebs said:
You're really bored at work today, aren't you.

Would it help if I sent you a text message every 10 minutes?

Yeah that'd be great.. Or you could just come over :)
 
WODIN said:
LOL!!! See I really do have things to do besides post lestat.

My rather promiscous youth is something not open to discussion and I honestly think its rude to play the numbers game. It debases the nature of the sexual encounter. At least that was my argument to this girl at my first orgy. I still believe that too.

Dude, you know I wasn't trying to be rude. Just trying to get more of a feel for what type of situation you are in.

Some guys get married after only scoring once or twice.. It gives you a totally different perspective on life to have had a variety of trim.
 
I disagree with this baisc assertion that the number of sexual partners a person has before getting married changes there outlook on marriage. Mainly due to the fact that men will always want to have multiple partners no matter how many partners you've had before you get married.

At least thats been my experience and no I've never acted on my urges but to deny there existance is simple stupidity. Any married man who says he's never lusted after another woman is lying his ass off.
 
I've been with one women...my wife. And Wodin is absolutely correct.

Believe me....I always think, "what if"....but after last weekend I realized after 10 years that I am still in love with my wife as much as I was when we first started dating.
 
Just because I'm driving a Jaguar, doesn't mean I don't admire the
Ferrari as it passes by...
 
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WODIN said:
I disagree with this baisc assertion that the number of sexual partners a person has before getting married changes there outlook on marriage. Mainly due to the fact that men will always want to have multiple partners no matter how many partners you've had before you get married.

At least thats been my experience and no I've never acted on my urges but to deny there existance is simple stupidity. Any married man who says he's never lusted after another woman is lying his ass off.


I agree with you, there will always be urges, the lustful thoughts etc.

But I think that if you get married, and haven't had much experience sexually, there is much more of the "what if" or "I wonder what it would be like."

Just in my dating life I experienced that. I had a very serious relationship early on... and I really wasn't ready for it because I still wanted more different types of experiences. The spontaneous sex with someone new, people who were into different things, etc. We broke up, I had a period of time where i had a lot of different experiences... then we actually got back together! We have since broken up, but now I really feel like I've done enough of my sowing the wild oats... true even when i am dating someone regularly now I wonder about other people, but not in the same way at all.

One thing I've found from my experience is that people can be really different sexually. And its hard to know exactly what you like the most until you've experienced some of it. Of course whoever you are with, you are most likely going to enjoy. Sex is sex.. its fun, hard to go wrong. In some respects if you are not so experienced you don't know what you are missing and you could use that as an argument for not getting crazy with a bunch of women... but I prefer to know that I've really experienced a lot of what I'd like to.. because I never know what my future wife may or may not be into.
 
Lestat said:
Just in my dating life I experienced that. I had a very serious relationship early on... and I really wasn't ready for it because I still wanted more different types of experiences.

I believe the "right person" becomes the right person when they make you want to grow up, get on with your adult life, and stop dating other people - the feeling of "this is it". It's not only the right woman, but also the right time.

It would be prudent to ask the future Mrs. Lestat what she's into if you have any doubts. :)
 
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Ceebs said:


I believe the "right person" becomes the right person when they make you want to grow up, get on with your adult life, and stop dating other people - the feeling of "this is it". It's not only the right woman, but also the right time.

It would be prudent to ask the future Mrs. Lestat what she's into if you have any doubts. :)

Don't worry.. I am constantly trying to gauage what you are and aren't into.. but I have a pretty decent idea so far.. especially considering we haven't consummated the relationship yet.
 
So WODIN.. back to our little thread here.

What would you say your most rewarding experience in life has been so far?
 
WODIN.. come on man, its Friday.. post up!
 
Lestat said:
So WODIN.. back to our little thread here.

What would you say your most rewarding experience in life has been so far?

Hey dude...I'm only going to be on for a few minutes. Been working on a research paper. Anywho...

That is a tough one. I have actually had several experiences that have given me new insights, broader perspectives and a host of wonderful feelings while occuring.

To date I would have to say the first time I held my kids. You really appreciate the true miracle that life is when you hold a baby and know that that child is as much a part of you as your next breath. It lets you know God.
 
I had a feeling it would be something to do with the children. That is cool. I've not experienced anything to do with kids yet, but likely will one day.

What is the topic of your research paper? is it for work?
 
did you take the weekend off or what man?
 
Taps said:
Whats with the Wodin stalking?

Hey he's the one paying me to talk him up as much as possible. I have no clue why, I think he likes the attention.
 
LMAO! Lestat can't say what the paper is about. Industry secrets and what not. Thats the real nut I get paid to bust on. I'm wicked good at research, analysis and bullshitting my way through clusters of polynomial regressions.
 
Good job man. What is your educational background.. and can you tell me what industry you work in?
 
Background: Finance, accntg, stats, MBA & MIS. :)

Nope.
 
Y_Lifter said:


Definitely no English grammer background.. :rolleyes:

Nope.

But I do have 4 undergrad and 2 graduate degrees and first of the year I'm starting a Dr. so

:doublefi: :doublefi: :doublefi:
 
4 undergrad? holy cow.

I've got an undergrad and a grad degree. telecommunications here.
 
Lestat said:
4 undergrad? holy cow.

I've got an undergrad and a grad degree. telecommunications here.

I helped start a CLEC about 4 years ago. Brutally thin margins in the telco buisness and the fuckin acronyms are endless. You with one of the Big regionals, CLEC or LD?

It's easy to pancake undergrad degrees ontop of one disipline.
 
Y_Lifter said:


Are you going to change your EF login to Dr. WODIN ?

Nope. One of my teachers, he has 29 degrees, makes my spelling and grammer look like it was edite by harper-collins. :)
 
WODIN said:


I helped start a CLEC about 4 years ago. Brutally thin margins in the telco buisness and the fuckin acronyms are endless. You with one of the Big regionals, CLEC or LD?

It's easy to pancake undergrad degrees ontop of one disipline.

Nah man, I work for a big Wireless Telecommunication company here in San Diego. Focus on wireless semiconductors.
 
Lestat said:


Nah man, I work for a big Wireless Telecommunication company here in San Diego. Focus on wireless semiconductors.

So you're on the cash cow side of the fence. :) I think within 15 years you'll see a completely wire comm system in place here. Wireless switches and sat tech are improving in leaps and bounds.
 
WODIN said:


So you're on the cash cow side of the fence. :) I think within 15 years you'll see a completely wire comm system in place here. Wireless switches and sat tech are improving in leaps and bounds.

Yeah.. my company is extremely profitable.. and I have a rather large stake in it myself (in the form of company granted stock options)..

I'm predicting the same type of evolution you hinted at a above. And when that happens (world wide) I'll be very very happy.

In the meantime I'm taken care of pretty well on the compensation side of things.
 
How's your day going pops?
 
Don't lead the thread die man!
 
It's all good. Busy moving Y_Lifter threads here and there. :)
 
WODIN said:
It's all good. Busy moving Y_Lifter threads here and there. :)

what are you doing for halloween?
 
Lestat said:
what are you doing for halloween?

The usual ritualistc sacrifice of a goat and chicken on the alter of Baal. Oh and trick or treat of course.
 
WODIN said:


The usual ritualistc sacrifice of a goat and chicken on the alter of Baal. Oh and trick or treat of course.

Dude, I'm not joking, one of the smartest and sexiest female members of this board mentioned to me that you should bring back the pickle avatar.... no joke. I think it makes her horny, but then again it could just be me. (I made that last sentence up, but the first part it 100% true).

Time to bring back your most popular avatar of all time.
 
That's larry boy the pickle from veggie tales. I the emu might have toped larry boy.
 
WODIN said:
That's larry boy the pickle from veggie tales. I the emu might have toped larry boy.

Dude I hate to break it to you, but the emu sucked. No hot chicks ever commented on the emu.
 
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