Wives' Duties

[*MissFit*]

>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
>
>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done
at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
>
>Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes,and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,and
he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the firstday he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a landscaper.
>
>God Bless Canadian Women
>

 

[mrdeeznuts]

thats from all the violent hockey they watch

 

[Ish]

Just because canadian women look like lumberjacks.

 

[NJjuice22]

I like chris rocks version of a womens duties


1. feed me
2. fuck me
3. shut the fuck up.

 

[Dunk]

and to take my skeet skeet skeet like the slob that she is.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I like chris rocks version of a womens duties


1. feed me
2. fuck me
3. shut the fuck up.

now thats a man that isn't getting any ass if that's his rules... but it would be the ideal case

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I like chris rocks version of a womens duties


1. feed me
2. fuck me
3. shut the fuck up.

women have duties?

 

[bigmann245]

thats fucked up.... note to self... dont marry a canadian woman.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

women have duties?

who said you could talk and who said you could come up for air

 

[Evil_Frisky]

who said you could talk and who said you could come up for air

Now we have us a comedian

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Now we have us a comedian

you should be looking for an Optometrist soon

 

[biteme]

What is a wife? I've heard that term before.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you should be looking for an Optometrist soon

Why? You sending out peepee pics?

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Why? You sending out peepee pics?

yah you'll need your new specs to see that far

 

[anthrax]

>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
>
>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done
at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
>
>Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes,and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,and
he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the firstday he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a landscaper.
>
>God Bless Canadian Women
>

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