Wish me luck

[Nathan]

I have an oral exam tommorrow. Unfortunately, it's not the kind of oral exam wherein I have to suck dick so I am not expecting to do as well as I otherwise would. Jackasses. Anyways, it's on General Relativity and I am afraid because I do not know the material very well at all, and yet I somehow have managed to acquire a 92% thus far, which just goes to show that professors can be dumb too. However, it'll be a miracle if I keep that. So, in conclusion, if you could pat my ass if you see me on my way to the exam tommorrow I would greatly appreciate it. Throw in a "Go get 'em champ!" and I should be all set. Thanks. Also, if you could sexually abuse some apples for me I would greatly appreciate it. I'll leave it to you to figure out what part of the apple you have to smack around in order to be abusing it sexually.

 

[supersizeme]

Nathan, I wish you the best of luck, and I'm currently tonguing an apple core and telling it how good its juices taste. Tomorrow night I will shove an apple in my gf's mouth like a stuck pig while I'm fisting her senseless in the bunghole.

 

[vinylgroover]

I'll leave this one to HI.

 

[big4life]

Good luck!!!!





I don't have any apples.



But I do have tangerines.

 

[velvett]

EUW.


Good Luck.

 

[bdog527]

Fuck dude if you're getting a 92 in the class I'm sure you'll do fine. You're probably just being pessimistic.

Not me however...I am a true mental fuck-up. Just ask my O-Chem prof. He knows, oh yes, he knows.


Now off to the store to get some apples!