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- Thread starter M.O.D
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Watch your mouth, Sugar Daddy, HE might be listening, and you know that we lowly serfs must not malign the Lord High Executioner, lest we get on his Shit List, and be edited and deleted into oblivion.
I say neither of the abovementioned could do any worse than a certain arrogant Mod we all know.
I say neither of the abovementioned could do any worse than a certain arrogant Mod we all know.
satanic goatslayer
New member
If I were a Mod - By Rice-T
If I were a Mod
Oh the way things would change
I wouldn't ban people
For being a bit strange
Instead I'd smoke
On a rock or fifty two
I'd share with the members
A little home brew
Then I'd sit back and drink
A quart of moonshine
I wouldn't do anything
Racism/Sexism is fine
I'd set up deathmatches
Between my fellow mods
Velvett would fight RyanH to the death
They'd use sharp metal rods
I'd laugh as the blood splattered
All over their chests
RyanH could seize the opportunity
To fondle her breasts
But I hear he is gay
The rich kid who smokes pot
How many guys has he banged?
My guess is a lot
But it is of no concern
His sexuality
But fag jokes are funny
They lend much hilarity
Retarded kids would cheer
From the hills, even under the sod
If the people declared
That Rice-T was a mod
If I were a Mod
Oh the way things would change
I wouldn't ban people
For being a bit strange
Instead I'd smoke
On a rock or fifty two
I'd share with the members
A little home brew
Then I'd sit back and drink
A quart of moonshine
I wouldn't do anything
Racism/Sexism is fine
I'd set up deathmatches
Between my fellow mods
Velvett would fight RyanH to the death
They'd use sharp metal rods
I'd laugh as the blood splattered
All over their chests
RyanH could seize the opportunity
To fondle her breasts
But I hear he is gay
The rich kid who smokes pot
How many guys has he banged?
My guess is a lot
But it is of no concern
His sexuality
But fag jokes are funny
They lend much hilarity
Retarded kids would cheer
From the hills, even under the sod
If the people declared
That Rice-T was a mod
F
Frackal
Guest
Got my vote.
TxCollegeguy
New member
SG's style of poetry reminds me of someone else's who used to post his poetry alot, though I have been told that SG is not this person I feel he must of been inspired some how by some of the previous poets style
very well written
very well written
