Will you be a dirty old man??

[Doomsday Jesus]

I know I will. I'll be 80 still checking out the ladies. I will always be a serial gazer.

 

[flex123]

I always joke about being a dirty old man one day.

I was outside work the other day having a smoke and these two gorgeous girls that had to be 20yrs old come walking outside. This old dude in his 70's started staring and when they walked by he started to tell them how good they looked. They just said thanks and kept walking.

You might have just needed to be there to find the humor I found in it.

 

[the nature boy]

already there.

 

[HumorMe]

already there.

Me too and possibly past there.

One arm is bigger than the other and my eyesight is going and the knees have left.

 

[FISHTALES]

Me too and possibly past there.

One arm is bigger than the other and my eyesight is going and the knees have left.

where did you get your porkatar? they use that pig as the "mascot" for when the fair comes to town.

 

[HumorMe]

where did you get your porkatar? they use that pig as the "mascot" for when the fair comes to town.

I found it on a website. I was looking for a puppy with teeth smiling like that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Lets say I have a pretty fair shot at it.

 

[WODIN]

I have perfected the art form.

 

[Pamela]

I worked at a nursing home awhile back and their were a couple of men in their 80's still trying to get some of the older ladies.

 

[Paulos]

Unlike the rest of you, I plan to kill myself once I reach 50 as to save everyone else the trouble of dealing with another stupid old person.

I'm considerate.

 

[Zebo]

Already there....and what's worse is I work at a college.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

Lets say I have a pretty fair shot at it.

hehe. i knew you would respond to this thread pops

 

[curling]

Unlike the rest of you, I plan to kill myself once I reach 50 as to save everyone else the trouble of dealing with another stupid old person.

I'm considerate.

I bet $100 bucks that you will change your mind. I not what you are think yea sure that is a bet you can't lose since if you I don't I get c note and if you do(whack yourself) I wouldn't have to pay ya. But I will sign somthing saying that I will give it to your kid or something. I can't hear me now PaulosJr. heres the $100 I owe you for you daddy whacking himself when he hit 50. One thing you can say about your dad when it comes to a 100 buck he will even kill himself to win.

But seriously I see where you are coming from but 50 is too young. You can still ride choppers in your 50s and even in your 60s. I am planning to start parachuting in my mid 70's and I also going to pack my own chute so it won't be suicide becuase you know old people forget things like tying a cord here and there. SO dude see where you are coming from but you are doing it to early.

 

[Paulos]

I bet $100 bucks that you will change your mind. I not what you are think yea sure that is a bet you can't lose since if you I don't I get c note and if you do(whack yourself) I wouldn't have to pay ya. But I will sign somthing saying that I will give it to your kid or something. I can't hear me now PaulosJr. heres the $100 I owe you for you daddy whacking himself when he hit 50. One thing you can say about your dad when it comes to a 100 buck he will even kill himself to win.

But seriously I see where you are coming from but 50 is too young. You can still ride choppers in your 50s and even in your 60s. I am planning to start parachuting in my mid 70's and I also going to pack my own chute so it won't be suicide becuase you know old people forget things like tying a cord here and there. SO dude see where you are coming from but you are doing it to early.

I was just kidding man, I'm never going to kill myself. The older I get the progressively creepier I will become around prepubescent children. I'm looking foward to it.