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Wife found my old tee shirts!

Ffactor said:
Which I use for jerking off. She asked me why they were in a trash bag. I said they did not fit me anymore. so she threw them out. Now I have to buy some new T-shirts so I can jerk off.
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your weird
 
omfg... I so didn't expect this.. should have used my 'new' plat feature.

LOL

dood.. why a shirt? do you wrap it around your man pole and just begin jerking.. ?

Yikes that must hurt after sometime.. lube that baby up with some lube and then deposit your man juice on a napkin or tissue and flush that crap... you sicko you.. ;)
 
Frisky said:
omfg... I so didn't expect this.. should have used my 'new' plat feature.

LOL

dood.. why a shirt? do you wrap it around your man pole and just begin jerking.. ?

Yikes that must hurt after sometime.. lube that baby up with some lube and then deposit your man juice on a napkin or tissue and flush that crap... you sicko you.. ;)
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Yeah, pretty much. Don't like lube though, makes me feel gay for some reason.
 
WODIN said:
WTF man? Use a sock.
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I went to college with a kid that did that. He used to jerk off into his socks all the time.. LOL.
Well, he played for the basketball team. He wound up getting some infection on his foot.
The doctors were perplexed for a while as to what was causing it.
Finally, this female Dr at the school looked at him and said "stop masturbating into your socks"
Thats it! How humiliating!

True story!

BTW... kitchen napkins. You can take them anyplace and just throw them away!
 
Ffactor said:
Yeah, pretty much. Don't like lube though, makes me feel gay for some reason.
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lmao

you are reading too many AAP threads sugar.
 
deltreefitness said:
Those stains will just NOT come out of white t-shirts.
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If you use bleach and then dry them in the sunlight the stains will come right off. Actually this should be an Ffactor guide on how to remove yellow stains from fabric.
 
Ffactor said:
If you use bleach and then dry them in the sunlight the stains will come right off. Actually this should be an Ffactor guide on how to remove yellow stains from fabric.
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Yeah that may work but you could just do what I do and use a ziploc bag. Thats nasty doing that into shirts. Use to do that when I was an amatuer at it. Paper towels never got the job done. Socks and shirts are nasty because I wear those.
 
DOG CHAPMAN said:
your weird
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I've used a T-Shirt before.. Your jiz rag is whatever is first available.. and that becomes your jiz rag till it is stuck into a ball.. and then you grab somethin new.. I use them for all occasions.. After a fuck.. after a knobber, plus the numerous times I jerk off a day.. I mostly use old socks.. but fuck.. I'm not gonna throw away a t-shirt after just one load in it
 
eat big said:
Yeah that may work but you could just do what I do and use a ziploc bag. Thats nasty doing that into shirts. Use to do that when I was an amatuer at it. Paper towels never got the job done. Socks and shirts are nasty because I wear those.
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Well if you took time to read the thread carefully you would know that I don't really wear the shirts anymore.
 
eat big said:
Ahh I see but why not get towels?
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Another good idea. Never tried that because the shirts I have are soft cotton. Towels would feel a tad bit on the rough side and might injure my pee pee after prolonged use. I don't want my skin there to become too sensitive.
 
Yeah, but then next time you wash your face with that towell (after you've put it through the washer).. you're still like.. damnit.. I jerked off in this one.. More of a mental thing I guess.. As I said bro.. I use mostly a old sock or tshirt, then throw that shit out
 
monsterMMF said:
Yeah, but then next time you wash your face with that towell (after you've put it through the washer).. you're still like.. damnit.. I jerked off in this one.. More of a mental thing I guess.. As I said bro.. I use mostly a old sock or tshirt, then throw that shit out
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Oh, I would never use it on my face, it would be strictly a pee pee towel.
 
another t-shirt man,I thought I was the only one.

btw I think my mom found it when I was on vacation and she cleaned my bedding, its in plain view next to my bed and the wall,oops
 
hahah i was at a friend house when we were young, and one day his mom yelled at him, jimmy how many times have i told you to stop blowing your nose in your socks? then in the background you here his ole man say, How many times do I have to tell you, that aint snot!? lube is overated for that purpose,imo
 
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