Wierd Things Your Penis Does

Stryc-9 · Nov 30, 2001

Apologies if this is too raunchy...

But have any of the guys on here ever taken a "Viper Piss"??

You know, where the pee comes out in two streams - one goes in the bowl and the other goes all over the floor or wall - and then it reconvenes into one stream....?

What's that all about?

Feel free to enlighten us with other strange penis occurences....within the limits of good taste of course....

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

Alright!!! A thread about Dick Tricks!!!!

Frorider should love this!!!

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Binky said:
Alright!!! A thread about Dick Tricks!!!!

Frorider should love this!!!

So what are you saying?

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

Stryc-9 said:
Apologies if this is too raunchy...

But have any of the guys on here ever taken a "Viper Piss"??

You know, where the pee comes out in two streams - one goes in the bowl and the other goes all over the floor or wall - and then it reconvenes into one stream....?

What's that all about?

Feel free to enlighten us with other strange penis occurences....within the limits of good taste of course....

the viper piss was just in men's health - I've always thought, and it was what they said as well, that it was leftover semen in the system slightly blocking it - uch like a thumb on the end of a garden hose.

other penis tricks would have to be turtle heading - esp if you are uncircumsized.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

It burns when I pee.

COL KURTZ · Nov 30, 2001

My penis can get rock hard and then shoot some hot scalding semen onto women's faces.

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

COL KURTZ said:
My penis can get rock hard and then shoot some hot scalding semen onto women's faces.

scalding hot? something there is off.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

COL KURTZ said:
then shoot some hot scalding semen onto women's faces.

Try looser underware.......

Gilbyag · Nov 30, 2001

i CaN wRiTe My NaMe On ThE sTrEeT wHeN i PiSs, DoEs ThAt CoUnT...

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

Gilbyag said:
i CaN wRiTe My NaMe On ThE sTrEeT wHeN i PiSs, DoEs ThAt CoUnT...

AbSoLuTeLy.

Stryc-9 · Nov 30, 2001

...or how about waking up with an erection and having to go pee...?? Man - it is tough as hell to take a leak with an erection...you sort of have to push down on it - put not too much or you'll stop the flow...

...man I have some kind of urine fixation today - I wonder what Freud would say about this...

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

Stryc-9 said:
...or how about waking up with an erection and having to go pee...?? Man - it is tough as hell to take a leak with an erection...you sort of have to push down on it - put not too much or you'll stop the flow...

...man I have some kind of urine fixation today - I wonder what Freud would say about this...

Bwahahaha!!! I just taught my son this weekend
how to take a boner piss....It was one of those 'special'
parenting moments. :fro:

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Binky said:
Bwahahaha!!! I just taught my son this weekend
how to take a boner piss....It was one of those 'special'
parenting moments.

It's either sit and lean forward or stand and lean against the wall.

Or do what my brother did. Piss in the shower.

HappyScrappy · Nov 30, 2001

Binky said:
Bwahahaha!!! I just taught my son this weekend
how to take a boner piss....It was one of those 'special'
parenting moments.

one of my suitemates in college, would just go into the shower and do it - that way it wouldn't matter if it was up high on the wall or not.
he wouldn't take a shower, just would go over there, piss with a boner, and then go back to sleep.
very weird - and even more so when he does it while you are standing there brushing your teeth.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

I don't want the little shit pissing in my shower so
I showed him the lean method.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Binky said:
I don't want the little shit pissing in my shower so
I showed him the lean method.

In the middle of the night, I go for the sit and lean method. That way I don't have to turn on the lights to aim.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
In the middle of the night, I go for the sit and lean method. That way I don't have to turn on the lights to aim.

So your one of those fruity guys who complains if I leave the
seat up????? Thought so.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Binky said:
So your one of those fruity guys who complains if I leave the
seat up????? Thought so.

I have never fallen in the toilet. Even half, or fully, asleep I am capable of checking before I sit. I don't understand that about women.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

frorider6 said:
I have never fallen in the toilet. Even half, or fully, asleep I am capable of checking before I sit. I don't understand that about women.

No Shit. They want equal rights??? Fine.
Take care of your own friggin toilet seat and kill
your own fargin bugs.

Women

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

I say, if they don't want us to pee on the seat, they should leave the set up!

Lord_Suston · Nov 30, 2001

Frshman year i got really drunk (no Suprise ) and had a major problem trying to take a piss with a boner since the lean method wasn't wroking since I couldn't really stand. So I opened up my window and started to take a piss, during my piss I hear somebody yell "what the fuck" "uh thats disgusting". I guess I enede up pissing on a group of people, but I was so drunk I finished and went back to sleep. You can hit a lot of people on the eleventh floor.

frorider6 · Nov 30, 2001

Lord_Suston said:
Frshman year i got really drunk (no Suprise ) and had a major problem trying to take a piss with a boner since the lean method wasn't wroking since I couldn't really stand. So I opened up my window and started to take a piss, during my piss I hear somebody yell "what the fuck" "uh thats disgusting". I guess I enede up pissing on a group of people, but I was so drunk I finished and went back to sleep. You can hit a lot of people on the eleventh floor.

Aaaaahhhhh yes, the Golden Shower.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

Lord_Suston said:
I hear somebody yell "what the fuck" "uh thats disgusting".

They should thank their lucky stars you didn't have to go #2.

Test boy · Nov 30, 2001

I often find that I have grown a woody in the middle of the night...pretty weird. Makes it hard to sleep too.

Binky · Nov 30, 2001

Test boy said:
I often have a boner in the middle of the night...pretty weird.

Whose????

Lao Tzu · Nov 30, 2001

viper piss always happens after masturbation.

lets see, hmm. when you get scared or cold your penis shrinks into an acorn.

HumorMe · Nov 30, 2001

Binky said:
Whose????

HumorMe · Nov 30, 2001

Wait until you have a daughter. When my two daughters were first learning how to use the toilet, I walked past the bathroom one day and one of them was standing in front of the toilet and was so proud. She was standing there with piss all around her feet(actually...piss was everywhere too) and said..."Look daddy, I'm peeing just like you!>!" Needless to say, I had to start closing the door when I was in the bathroom.

Y_lifter · Nov 30, 2001

Lets not forget the occasional "Fire Burning piss" due to getting some soap in Little Ricky's Eye when showering.
Not related to the pissing razors STD concern....

Stryc-9 · Nov 30, 2001

"Little Ricky's Eye" - ROFL....

I remember when I was twelve I tried masturbating with soap in the shower....holy shit did that burn like a mother....

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