Why you never have a GF on elite

[HighIntensity]

because ever guy and his mother will internet flirt with her...

got to love internet flirting, so smooth

this is all

 

[b fold the truth]

Yeah...it isn't easy sometimes... Now quit flirting with my woman!!!

B True

 

[Freak Show]

because ever guy and his mother will internet flirt with her...

got to love internet flirting, so smooth

this is all

well put.

its like when happyscrappy and i went "public". once people knew i was taken, all i got were pms from guys like Nature Boy, Danielson, Kryp2o, saying how they always admired my intelligence, my glorious physique, and my ability to suck shine a school bus. I'm like, yeah, whatever, always wantin what you can't have. sheesh.

 

[Raina]

Good post HI. Really true.

 

[Jack The Ripper]

I once tried to "flirt"....Yes... Flirting gets you far... I got deep inside the pubic symphysis of Mariah Michaels.

 

[danielson]

Re: Re: Why you never have a GF on elite

well put.

its like when happyscrappy and i went "public". all i did was PM Nature Boy, Danielson, Kryp2o saying how my biggest fantasy was to be in a man-which with a 300lb prison con named 'bubba' and jack from will and grace. thinking about it now sends shivers down me spine, much like the constant ooze of ejaculate that is constantly trickling out of my now gaping asshole

and dont think i didnt appreciate them PM's too bro

 

[Freak Show]

I once tried to "flirt"....Yes... Flirting gets you far... I got deep inside the pubic symphysis of Mariah Michaels.

i like this guy! great responses. especially the one about the "thoracolumbar aponeurosis". Props.

 

[Freak Show]

Re: Re: Re: Why you never have a GF on elite

and dont think i didnt appreciate them PM's too bro

I hate you. I truly hate you. From the bottom of my small intestine, I hate your existence. I loath you.

 

[danielson]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why you never have a GF on elite

I hate you. I truly hate you. From the bottom of my small intestine, I hate your existence. I loath you.

<eyes welling up with tears>......you say the sweetest things sometime you know that

 

[big4life]

You two want to be alone don't you?



I'll just shut the door as I leave.





Ya'll have fun and make sure you use protection. We wouldn't want any unexpected issues comning up in 9 months.


* Turns lights down as he leaves*

 

[smallmovesal]

everyone flirts with my girlfriends... it's such a pain in the ass

freak show sucked eye off of one of his muppets whilst fellating his favourite muppet, animal. i won't even get into what he did with gonzo's nose...

 

[Mike P.T.]

Good post HI. Really true.

lol. Yeah right. Hehehe.

 

[Frackal]

I used to flip about KC in the beginning since this was where I met her, it was the same to me as if guys were hitting on her in a bar or what not in front of me.

 

[Jimsbbc]

KC was cool as shit. Frack - I never hit on her for the record.

 

[Boach]

Let's not forget the many girls hitting on us single men. Gosh, it's so hard being pretty.

 

[smallmovesal]

going my way boach? *raises eyebrows and tips cigar like groucho marx*

 

[Freak Show]

freak show sucked eye off of one of his muppets whilst fellating his favourite muppet, animal. i won't even get into what he did with gonzo's nose...

There's no proof to that accusation! That could have been anyone's ginormous ass in that video.

 

[smallmovesal]

then you attempted to dispose of the evidence.... for shame!

 

[Boach]

then you attempted to dispose of the evidence.... for shame!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

because ever guy and his mother will internet flirt with her...

got to love internet flirting, so smooth

this is all

Post a pic. If you have a great body! Then it won't most likely matter.

 

[HighIntensity]

Re: Re: Why you never have a GF on elite

Post a pic. If you have a great body! Then it won't most likely matter.

heres a tip, when you post try and have a point

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Re: Re: Re: Why you never have a GF on elite

heres a tip, when you post try and have a point

here's a tip for you too. when you post something tell us something that we already don't know.

and having a point is no fun.

 

[madbomber31]

no... this is why....


http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=108293&highlight=condo

and believe me, plenty more of that...

 

[Star]

My ex used to get really pissed about the guys flirting with me on here. Can you believe it? I was actually forbidden to post or even go here for a while. Talk about a ridiculous situation!!

Star