Why when I need to fall asleep...

[superqt4u2nv]

can't I?

 

[jerkbox]

masturbate....i just did

 

[superqt4u2nv]

masturbate....i just did

So did I....


Time for round 2

 

[jerkbox]

So did I....

oh


in that case, read a few politcal threads....that'll put ya to sleep

 

[SoreArms]

this must be a circle jerk thread 'cause I just janked it too

 

[UA_Iron]

I beat the meat earlier today, right before physics class. Took the edge off everything.

 

[RADAR]

Usless without pic QT!


RADAR

 

[dirty~d~]

masturbate....i just did

Same here.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Time for round 3 if this don't work political threads it is!

 

[Smurfy]

I usually rub one out when Im really bored or tired.

 

[canadianhitman]

Insomnia sucks....when I get it, nothing but script meds work.

 

[Carmen]

this must be a circle jerk thread 'cause I just janked it too

i'm in.

 

[MrMuscle]

if you try to sleep, you wont.
if you just relax and dont try, you will.

 

[DIVISION]

can't I?

I think you need a pounding, a good hard pounding.

If masturbation doesn't get it, then you need to go the next LeVeL.

Don't you have a guy who can provide the hard push?


DIV

 

[Razorguns]

tylenol simply sleep. take 2.

 

[ChefWide]

I flogged the Angry Bishop last night and slept like a guy who just orgasmed.

 

[DIVISION]

I flogged the Angry Bishop last night and slept like a guy who just orgasmed.

Cheffy Smoove.......can you do me a favor and CAPITALIZE my name in your sig???

It ain't DIVISION without the CAPS, nugga......

Can you do that, please.......between the baste and beef stock?


DIV

 

[sheep-head]

lol, I can't imagine what situation caused you to say that quote DIVISION

 

[gregory]

if you try to sleep, you wont.
if you just relax and dont try, you will.

Exactly what i was gonna say.

 

[DIVISION]

lol, I can't imagine what situation caused you to say that quote DIVISION

Which one?

The one in Cheffy's siggie?

Holla back, HeadSheepNugga......


DIV

 

[d3track]

so ef at night is a big ring of computer mastubation?

sweetness

 

[Lestat]

So did I....


Time for round 2

shoulda called me up for some help.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

masturbate....i just did

That's how I fall asleep every night nowadays. I masterbate a few times and then I'm finally knocked out.

 

[jerkbox]

That's how I fall asleep every night nowadays. I masterbate a few times and then I'm finally knocked out.

sorry, i can't help but visualize this....

puerto rican women need it too much too often to have a bf a few hundred miles away

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

My toys substitute for him. Although they don't come close but still...

 

[MrMuscle]

man, you people are vicious masturbators.

 

[Scotsman]

So did I....


Time for round 2

Because I think of you doing this and then I am too worked up to sleep

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Carmen]

night/day/morning
whatever. i can type one handed.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Because you aren't getting as good sex as you want to get.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

buncha filthy over-masterbaters

 

[DIVISION]

night/day/morning
whatever. i can type one handed.

That fuckin' explains ALOT..........


I KNEW IT!!!!!



DIV

 

[Razorguns]

Bunch of sick masturbating pervs!!!

i don't need to masturbate. I use my right-hand to play guitar. Gets the frustrations out another way.

 

[DIVISION]

Bunch of sick masturbating pervs!!!

i don't need to masturbate. I use my right-hand to play guitar. Gets the frustrations out another way.

......that just means you use your left-hand to beat your cowbell meat...




DIV

 

[Taps]

Smoke some weed, have a good wank, then meditate for 30 mins. Instant dreamland baby.

 

[theoak01]

I bash the bishop every night or Im to anxious to sleep

then it still dont help 90% of the time

 

[Subzeero]

how bout all you guys and gals stop janking and i put huge orgy at my place. I will make sure to arrange for drinks and whipcream.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

I worked 18 hours yesterday.

You just need a thorough...um...





...massage.

 

[anthrax]

Watch TV

Anything

chances it will be some shitty program but it is relaxing because your brain is on the rest mode

 

[DIVISION]

Watch TV

Anything

chances it will be some shitty program but it is relaxing because your brain is on the rest mode

Go Tell those bustas up at BadBoy records, Anthrax got a big mouth, BUSTA better CHECK IT!!!!!




DIV