You want to see a huge gay population? Go to the mall.
I never noticed it, because I am usually in and out in like ten minutes. But I need to buy all new clothes, so I had to go there for an entire afternoon.
Holy Gayness Batman! It is ridiculous. I can't believe how many are so flaming. It seems like they want to convert straight people. They are so friggin cheery. "How are you? I'm Super!"
Look, Liberace, I get it. You are gay. And I am happy that you are gay. But stop telling me every two fucking seconds.
"I'm gay."
"Good for you. What, you want a fucking cookie or something?"