Why is it people walk into windows?

[freak daddy]

In my store, there are two big windows by my entrance doors and exit doors! It has become a tradition in my store to keep the windows extremely clean! The simple fact is, every year we have at least 10 people(men,women, and children) walk face freakin' first into the big panes of glass! It has to be the funniest shit my employees and i have ever seen! I need to start putting cameras by the doors and send this shit into funniest videos!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I always walk into walls - never had a problem with glass.
and mirrors freak me out.
I don't know how they tap into the 4th dimension like that to bend space and time to show me my alter self living in the reversed reality like that.
for the most part, in order to avoid freaking out in stores, I just cover my eyes and run around scremaing and groping at things.
usually someone is nice enough to carry me out to my car.

 

[john937]

What the fuck, you think this is funny?
Would it be so hard to put a little something on the glass so people see it?
Your store has a hazard, and you KNOW it's a hazard, and CHOOSE to do nothing about it?
That's got legal liability lawsuit written all over it.
I hope you're still laughing when somebody gets hurt and sues.

 

[freak daddy]

What the fuck, you think this is funny?
Would it be so hard to put a little something on the glass so people see it?
Your store has a hazard, and you KNOW it's a hazard, and CHOOSE to do nothing about it?
That's got legal liability lawsuit written all over it.
I hope you're still laughing when somebody gets hurt and sues.

It's not my fault i don't like things on my windows! If a person can't figure out it's not a door! Fuck em'!!!
You have me all worried now John!!! It's funny you mention legalities, when the state fire marshalls use my store as their model store! So go screw yourself!

 

[WarriorPL]

fight, fight!


~WizKid

 

[Thick dog]

I've seen some windows walking before once when I was shroomin'.

 

[john937]

It's not my fault i don't like things on my windows! If a person can't figure out it's not a door! Fuck em'!!!

How are they supposed to figure out there's something there when it's clear and spotlessly clean?
So what I get from this is you're some sort of store manager, and your attitude toward customers is
they're the enemy? or victims? or smucks? great customer relations.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Never walked into a window, but I walked through a screen door a couple weeks ago at a party.

 

[freak daddy]

How are they supposed to figure out there's something there when it's clear and spotlessly clean?
So what I get from this is you're some sort of store manager, and your attitude toward customers is
they're the enemy? or victims? or smucks? great customer relations.

LOL!! There are 2 big freakin' doors betwwen 2 big windows! It's not hard to tell the difference! I enjoy my customers for the most part, but I'm still not putting shit on my windows!

 

[Gilbyag]

What the fuck, you think this is funny?
Would it be so hard to put a little something on the glass so people see it?
Your store has a hazard, and you KNOW it's a hazard, and CHOOSE to do nothing about it?
That's got legal liability lawsuit written all over it.
I hope you're still laughing when somebody gets hurt and sues.

damn dude, chille out... sheeeessshhhhhh
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I think thats funny as SHIT!!!!!!!!