why is island son like...

[smallmovesal]

yo g

what up dogg?

i is chillin before i head out on the town tonight. you keeping my favourite apartment all cozy?

 

[Island Son]

There's usually 2 reactions when I talk like that... ROTFL or severe nausea

Ja mein frau it's all nice & warm. I still keep finding occasional hair though. When ya coming to visit??

 

[smallmovesal]

it was a slight possibility for my reading week but i have to work unfortunately.

i dunno... tdot is on the list for possible jobs... so maybe i'll be living there next year. i'm kinda looking more south though.

you should sell that hair on ebay

 

[Island Son]

Once I get my skills up I'm hoping Cali or Miami too. Screw this muddy slush. A friend lives down there but I'm to chicken to visit Miami by myself, esp since he's working longer hours now. I need backup!!
the hair... I'm cooking up some obeah potion...

 

[smallmovesal]

some what potion? lol

miami! i hear too many dead canadian stories to venture there... unless i pack some heat!

al's getting drunk tonight! i leave in an hour or so...

 

[Island Son]

cool
the boys are planning a night out, as usual no club picked yet (slackers!) .... and date slot #3 is now open.

obeah (oh-byuh) = west indian voodoo
you know, stuff like put a pussy hair in some soup fed to your man to make him go nuts over you, various stuff with rooster blood, stuff like that. Ah tell ya, some o' dem old-time Bajan ramgoat men real real fraid o' obeah, dem don't eat nuttin at de woman place!!

 

[Island Son]

at home try Malibu rum + Soho (lychee liqueur) + a drop of OJ. Pure alcohol and you can drink it like water.

 

[Jimsbbc]

You Canadians need to meet Jack Daniels.

 

[smallmovesal]

it's a drinky drink night.



and my roommate listens to shitty 80s hair bands...

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm a fan of the smirnoff ice

 

[Island Son]

try Vex Hard Ice
refreshing!!! Cleans your breath too

 

[Boach]

She'll need that. She's got dog food breath.

 

[smallmovesal]

i don't think i've seen that kind...

 

[Golfer18--old]

it's a drinky drink night.



and my roommate listens to shitty 80s hair bands...

Drinking on cycle heh?

 

[Island Son]

She'll need that. She's got dog food breath.

I was trying to be subtle

 

[smallmovesal]

Drinking on cycle heh?

what are you - my mother? yes i'm drinking tonight.

 

[Boach]

I was trying to be subtle

Friends can tell friends when their breath could peel paint off walls.