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Why i hate south beach sometimes....

calveless wonder

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So the other night i took out my good friend from college and a bunch of his buddies who were in town to visit...

I figure me, being the local, would show them a good time. I usually don't go out on wednesday nights but this was the only day i was free.
The only club that gets good on wednesdays is B.E.D. (upscale, but small and really overhyped), so i decided to take them there. I never go clubbing there but i'm there every once in awhile during their dinner hours.

I know wednesday night is their most exclusive night and i've heard stories about their door people, so I called the promoter for that night to be sure, who is an acquitance of one of my friends and told him to put me on the list for bottle service (between 7 people we were gonna get 2-3 bottles). He says no problem, just try to be there at 12:30am.



So we get to the club before it gets crowded and i'm talking to the doorman...I could tell he was kind of a prick but he figured i wasn't a tourist so at first he didn't give me a hard time. So he finds my name and then asks where my party is, so i point behind to my friends and he goes "sorry, not enough girls".

So i explain my situation and after he sees that i'm with mostly guys, he says "we have you down here for 6 bottles"..
which was a complete lie.So he ends up showing me my name on the guestlist for half a second and he points to"<My name> + 6". What it actually was, was the # of people in my party, and i caught onto that right away. I was extremely pissed that he assumed i was that stupid, but i kept my cool and called him out on his lie.

So tries to change his tune and the next thing he says is "ok, well 7 people.. 4 bottle minimum". Now, i know that this particular club's policy is a minimum of 1 bottle per 4 people...but of course the door people always try to run that game on out of towners.

At that point i was so aggravated, and embarrassed, i just let it be and decided to call my friend so to see if he could handle it..but i couldnt' get in touch with them till the next day. He apologized and told me that particular doorman tries to do that often.


We ended up leaving and went somewhere else where i knew people but the question is...how the hell are you gonna take a VIP reservation and then do something like that and ruin everybody's night? We could have easily purchased the 4 bottles but i was so pissed that he thought i was gonna give in...



Looking back, we should have booked 2 separate tables to make the group seem smaller instead of all at once, but i was told that it wouldnt be a problem.
 
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I don't understand all the ratio of bottles to people minimum stuff, but I used to work at places where there were guest lists and vip lists etc. unfortunately these mean bugger all, if the doormen or the club promoter don't like the look of you or don't want you in the club then you ain't coming in, they will sometimes concoct an excuse to make the situation easier for themselves. Also it is common for the managers/promoters 'friends' to ring him and moan, he will of course feign shock and anger, but he could well have been the one to instruct the bouncers to send you on your merry way in the first place.
 
When bouncers try to lay the smackdown on me and my hommies, I just pull out my uzis and blast them into fish food. Gota assert one's authority when some fat sweaty doorman does a power trip on you :supercool
 
monsterstud said:
Um, bottles of what? Wine? Sounds like the lamest club ever. The whole situation doesn't compute to a guy from the midwest......

Yeah, I gotta agree I'm a little lost too. When you started with club I thought you meant a dance / bar type place, but then the VIP thing threw me and I thought you might mean a country club type place, but I've never heard of one that required you to buy a set amount of "bottles" or anything for that matter. Doesn't sound like a place I'd ever want to visit.

Oh, and what exactly is "bottle service"?
 
B E D


u lay in those beds and chill

lol

has a middle eastern theme alot


pittbullstl HATES that place i guess
 
next time cum here..........nawlinz doesn't have those dumbass policies at or clubs/bars/restaurants.
 
south beach clubs are known for not letting gusy in without a group of girls.

next time pull a Chris Pacelleo and pick up the poll outside that forms the line and smack the guy upside the head several times with it.
 
Thats just proof that non-VIPs simply don't get VIP treatment.

Next time be born famous.
 
It's fucked up when they do that shit to locals.
 
Yes, this has happened to me at South Beach. The pudgy boucer told me the same thing "too many girls inside". (and their was) Which is incentive enough for me slide him $50- $100 to get in. But, that fat f-ck was treaing me like I was such a chump. I just walked
 
tiger88 said:
B E D


u lay in those beds and chill

lol

has a middle eastern theme alot


pittbullstl HATES that place i guess

Why would I hate it???

(I mean it is an overhyped joint, but the food is great :p )


Calveless - My buddy is in Greece right now, when he gets back, we'll see what he can do for you at Nikki's....who was the door guy at B.E.D.??? Was it that greasy fucker Paulo??? He is a prick, and tries to claim part ownership everytime we're down there.

By the way guys, they have bottle service at most every club, even in the midwest, it usually works out better seeing as how most drinks in SoBe will run 9-12$ each, a bottle of middle of the road Vodka will run you a buck fifty.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
It's fucked up when they do that shit to locals.

Because they're busy enough to be able to do that to locals. At some point that will switch around and they'll be selling off their youngest daughter to get customers.
 
I don't know hwy people care so much about velvet rope clubs.

You guy in , it's just another damn dance club full of stuck-up chicks. Not like there's free blowjobs for everyone.

They want women to come in more, cuz they don't guys to wait 2 hours to get in, and find it a total sausage-fest. So i see their point. But those clubs ain't worth it.

If you want women -- concentrate OUTSIDE clubs.
 
I was in south beach once and was surprised that they actually dod that kind of Club 51 selective customer shit you see on tv. There's a big line of people waiting to get in and the bouncer select who gets in and who doesn't based on number of good looking chicks in the aprty and trendiness. Luckily, I was with a local that knew the bouncers so I was in like flynn.
 
Y_Lifter said:
I can have all the bottles I want on my patio...

Sans the B.S.


Amen. I simply don't find these kind's of places appealing. They are usually filled with snooty stuck-up people that I wouldn't get along with. I hate judgemental people, or people who think they are superior to everyone else, and I really hate places that cater to that kind of crowd. I'd rather stay home and grill on my deck with friends who don't need to feel "in" to have a good time.
 
You know, i don't mind wanting to keep women in and keep more guys out.

I don't mind keeping "undesirables" who might cause trouble and fights inside out..

but I *DO* mind keeping fat people, ugly people, ethnic, dorky people out. Saying that I'm fit and well built and can come in, but my fat friend can't is fucking bullshit. Sorry but i'll take my "fat" friend to a real place that is more deserving of the 200 bucks i was gonna spend. Your loss.
 
pitbullstl said:
Why would I hate it???

(I mean it is an overhyped joint, but the food is great :p )


Calveless - My buddy is in Greece right now, when he gets back, we'll see what he can do for you at Nikki's....who was the door guy at B.E.D.??? Was it that greasy fucker Paulo??? He is a prick, and tries to claim part ownership everytime we're down there.

By the way guys, they have bottle service at most every club, even in the midwest, it usually works out better seeing as how most drinks in SoBe will run 9-12$ each, a bottle of middle of the road Vodka will run you a buck fifty.


Thanks bro, i really appreciate you looking out. We should have some drinks next time you're down here.

and yes, the guy's name was Paulo LOL...that's funny shit.
what a scumbag, at least i know im not the only one who hates him...

buck fifty? i never seen a bottle down here for anything less than 200-250..
 
Razorguns said:
I don't know hwy people care so much about velvet rope clubs.

You guy in , it's just another damn dance club full of stuck-up chicks. Not like there's free blowjobs for everyone.

They want women to come in more, cuz they don't guys to wait 2 hours to get in, and find it a total sausage-fest. So i see their point. But those clubs ain't worth it.

If you want women -- concentrate OUTSIDE clubs.

you're right to an extent...but there are plenty of upscale clubs where the staff attempt to treat you with respect, as long as you look and act and the part. If you act like an idiot or obviously dont belong then you deserve to get shit. This obviously wasn't the case.......

and yes, i understood their point too but i had specifically mentioned that i was gonna be with primarily guys and i was given the ok.

I agree with you about the meeting girls part, but here it's alot of tourists looking to have fun so your chances are slightly better than in say... L.A.

anyways, i think that's a stupid reason to go to a club.I just like to have a good time, and enjoy the atmosphere(maybe meet a few business connections) when i go clubbing. the whole purpose is to blow some cash and RELAX, not stress...but when that type of shit happens it defeats the purpose.
 
calveless wonder said:
anyways, i think that's a stupid reason to go to a club.I just like to have a good time, and enjoy the atmosphere(maybe meet a few business connections) when i go clubbing. the whole purpose is to blow some cash and RELAX, not stress...but when that type of shit happens it defeats the purpose.


Understand that you're definition of "club" is not what the majority of America calls a club. You're idea of "going clubbing" is WAY different than what I grew up calling it.
 
Forge said:
Understand that you're definition of "club" is not what the majority of America calls a club. You're idea of "going clubbing" is WAY different than what I grew up calling it.

and what do you consider a club?
 
Forge said:
Understand that you're definition of "club" is not what the majority of America calls a club. You're idea of "going clubbing" is WAY different than what I grew up calling it.


Actually SoBe helped coin the term club or clubbin'.......either way if someone says there going clubbin' they should be smacked. The rest of the country attempts to emulate the scene in South Florida, they have been trying to for years, shit I'm guilty of the very same thing, when I had a piece of that industry here. :)
 
Wow.... i worked as a doorman this entire last semester and was only a dick if a girl told you not to touch her and you didn't listen, or I tossed you out gently onto the sidewalk and you got up and tried to come back in.
 
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