Why don't my speakers work?

[from zero]

Everything looks to be plugged in.
I checked the device manager and my sound card is working properly.

What the crap?

 

[from zero]

Help you bitches.

 

[TC2]

push the "on" button.

 

[Y_lifter]

Plugged into wrong audio port ?

 

[from zero]

No you nerds.

It's like they just stopped working, or something. I've never had this problem. And to the best of my knowledge, no one has done anything to make them not work.

 

[Code]

The speakers are too close to the center of the Earth.
Try putting them on really tall speaker stands.

 

[Y_lifter]

Maybe they just died ?
Have you tried another set or maybe plug you headphones
into the audio out and see if they work ?

 

[TC2]

Are you sure you're looking at your speakers and not the printer??

Printers don't play music.

 

[Code]

As an honest answer:
Try resetting the sound card.

No you nerds.

It's like they just stopped working, or something. I've never had this problem. And to the best of my knowledge, no one has done anything to make them not work.

 

[alien amp pharm]

They are not working because it is President's Day.

They must've taken the day off.

 

[Y_lifter]

Did you buy these speakers from a dude in a Van ?

 

[from zero]

Ha, I got them to work.
Some fucktard unplugged the cable from the subwoofer.

 

[alien amp pharm]

How does Elton John sound on them anyways?

 

[from zero]

How does Elton John sound on them anyways?

Pretty goddamned awesome.

 

[Zebo]

As an honest answer:
Try resetting the sound card.

Reset or "reseat"?
Interesting you say that.....
How would you do that? I have this problem at home.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Throw them away go buy new ones.

 

[Code]

Left the "a" off. Reseat.

You could reset the sound card by disabling it and enabling it.

Reset or "reseat"?
Interesting you say that.....
How would you do that? I have this problem at home.

 

[Zebo]

Gotcha....thanks!

Its an older POS, but I'll try it....

 

[Y_lifter]

Some fucktard (From Zero) unplugged the cable from the subwoofer.