Why does Mr. Peanut...

[Raptorex]

Have no ears? I think he looks a little funny..anyone know

 

[Dunk]

worst thread ever

 

[Elite_Fry]

lmfao

 

[vigilante]

Have no ears? I think he looks a little funny..anyone know

Because his mother and father (Mr and Ms Peanut) experimented with mind expanding drugs while she was pregnant and it is a most unfortunate birth defect.............I agree with Quagmire's post

 

[Elite_Fry]

peanuts dont have ears

 

[Rex]

He lost them in 'Nam.

 

[vigilante]

They would sell more if it was MS PEANUT you know for sex appeal.....

 

[Mr. dB]

And what's with the monocle?

 

[Pamela]

I've never noticed that before!

 

[Rex]

And what's with the monocle?

According to commericals it's there so he can see the freshness in the peanuts, and he can't wear glasses because he has no ears. Which comes back to my theory that he lost them in 'nam.

 

[Raptorex]

According to commericals it's there so he can see the freshness in the peanuts, and he can't wear glasses because he has no ears. Which comes back to my theory that he lost them in 'nam.

Thank you for such a concise explanation!

 

[Sub-Zero]

cause he traded them in for sum nuts

 

[gymrat]

i want to know how he keeps that figure of his.

 

[Raptorex]

i want to know how he keeps that figure of his.

LMAO, very funny stuff!

 

[growthspurt]

And what's the deal with Grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts....weird.

 

[vigilante]

Yeah and when I buy melons---its not what I was expecting

 

[bran987]

ask sorearms he knows him