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str8manwithadickinhisass
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Damn it, people know I'm dieting but everytime I go to a friend or relative's house they are always trying to push food down my throat!
"Here, would you like a cookie?"
" How bout a Ho-Ho?"
"Ding Dong man, Ding Dong yo!"
When I try to explain that I'm watching calories they always say "But you're so thin, you can afford to eat something"
I just want to tell them "Damn straight I'm thin because I don't eat every time someone puts food in front of my face!"
"Here, would you like a cookie?"
" How bout a Ho-Ho?"
"Ding Dong man, Ding Dong yo!"
When I try to explain that I'm watching calories they always say "But you're so thin, you can afford to eat something"
I just want to tell them "Damn straight I'm thin because I don't eat every time someone puts food in front of my face!"

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