Why do wives do this to husbands?

[Longhorn85]

Mrs Longhorn asked me to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a few things. No problem of course.

Only after I am in the store do I get a call on my cell phone:

"Sweetheart can you please pick up some feminine napkins for me?"


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Frisky]

Mrs Longhorn asked me to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a few things. No problem of course.

Only after I am in the store do I get a call on my cell phone:

"Sweetheart can you please pick up some feminine napkins for me?"


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

lol

so did you?

 

[Longhorn85]

lol

so did you?

I snuck them in under the pizza and read a national enquirer while the cashier rang them up

 

[UA_Iron]

Haha

I love buying weird shit at the store.

One time I bought a 36 pack of condoms, a bottle of lube and a 12 pack and I got a couple weird looks.

 

[SoKlueles]

thats freaking love baby
you love your wife alot

 

[*MissFit*]

when i was 16 my boyfriend bough me tampons.. when he got to ym house one of his friends happen to be coming by and i guess he asked what was in the bag and he actually showed him.. it was pretty funny to watch

 

[Y_lifter]

Ask her to stop and pick you up some Trojans or Cruex

Problem solved

 

[Longhorn85]

thats freaking love baby
you love your wife alot

She rewards me later.

 

[SoKlueles]

She's rewards me later.

as she should, giving u a huge smooch when you walk in the door

 

[Longhorn85]

as she should, giving u a huge smooch when you walk in the door

Smooch? I should be able to drop trow right on the spot!

 

[SoKlueles]

Smooch? I should be able to drop trow right on the spot!

lol ok but if ur buying her tampons its not a good time of the month or are u a good soldier?

 

[Longhorn85]

Ask her to stop and pick you up some Trojans or Cruex

Problem solved

No Trojans in this marriage. I don't think women are embarrased to by the jock itch stuff.

 

[PBR]

Mrs Longhorn asked me to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a few things. No problem of course.

Only after I am in the store do I get a call on my cell phone:

"Sweetheart can you please pick up some feminine napkins for me?"


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

it was so much worse when you were 16 and at home watching TV with your GF and "those" commercials would come on...

 

[UA_Iron]

it was so much worse when you were 16 and at home watching TV with your GF and "those" commercials would come on...

its worse with your parents

the ones about drugs or whatever.

 

[Longhorn85]

when i was 16 my boyfriend bough me tampons.. when he got to ym house one of his friends happen to be coming by and i guess he asked what was in the bag and he actually showed him.. it was pretty funny to watch

sounds like you would be more embarrased than him in that situation

 

[Longhorn85]

lol ok but if ur buying her tampons its not a good time of the month or are u a good soldier?

I am the one dropping trow, not her SoKlu!

 

[SoKlueles]

wtf is dropping trow?

 

[Tryn2]

Reminds me of the Dr.Pepper commercial.........

 

[Longhorn85]

wtf is dropping trow?

Dropping the trousers, sheesh!

 

[SoKlueles]

Dropping the trousers, sheesh!

oh ok
gotcha

 

[PBR]

its worse with your parents

the ones about drugs or whatever.

i wasnt into drugs at all at that age so it was not a factor....however, i was very in to my 16 yr old GF who lived 3 houses away...sometimes her parents would be up watching a show or movie at the same time- those commercials would take years off my life.

 

[Longhorn85]

Sounds like it was a good time to go to the bathroom

 

[jenscats5]

I don't ask my hubby to buy me that kind of stuff....

 

[nycgirl]

I don't ask my hubby to buy me that kind of stuff....

You and I are on the same page.

I wouldn't ask my S.O to get that for me. I guess I'm old-school when it comes to stuff like that. A woman should handle her business and do it privately.

 

[MILF69]

Mrs Longhorn asked me to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a few things. No problem of course.

Only after I am in the store do I get a call on my cell phone:

"Sweetheart can you please pick up some feminine napkins for me?"


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ummm...you buy toilet paper right? And everybody in line knows that you buy toilet paper to wipe your ass, so why be embarrased to buy tampons? It's absolutely no different.

 

[Longhorn85]

Ummm...you buy toilet paper right? And everybody in line knows that you buy toilet paper to wipe your ass, so why be embarrased to buy tampons? It's absolutely no different.

It's much different to me.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'd be more worried about the Teen People magazine you were buying for yourself.

 

[Longhorn85]

I'd be more worried about the Teen People magazine you were buying for yourself.

Yeah, you're right. I should follow your lead and get a subscription.

 

[HumorMe]

lol...same thing happens to me LH. Now that my oldest has started her period, it seems that is all I do is go by the store to pick up those things.

I think I might buy a case of them or maybe two cases.

 

[jujubes]

Ummm...you buy toilet paper right? And everybody in line knows that you buy toilet paper to wipe your ass, so why be embarrased to buy tampons? It's absolutely no different.

I totally agree. What's the big deal? Obviously they're not for you and I'm sure the cashier could care less.

 

[EnderJE]

What's the big deal? It fends off the gays...oops..sorry...Canadians.

 

[HiDnGoD]

oh ok
gotcha

Babe in the woods. That's what I like about you. Simple, unsophisticated, uncorrupted by the evil machinations of men. I can fix that.

 

[KillahBee]

That's why you gotta get em BEFORE they start menstruating. It helps you avoid a whole slew of problems

 

[HiDnGoD]

It's much different to me.

Hell, I buy pads for the wife & daughter. T.P., that yeast stuff. Even bought the kid a pregnancy test kit once. I love being unconstrained by the charades of modern masculinity. Life is life.

 

[Longhorn85]

I totally agree. What's the big deal? Obviously they're not for you and I'm sure the cashier could care less.

It's a man thing. You wouldn't understand. But I do it all the time.

 

[EnderJE]

I totally agree. What's the big deal? Obviously they're not for you and I'm sure the cashier could care less.

Have BD do your shopping at Church And Jarvis from now on. He'll start buy tampons and wear them proudly to fend of the Canadians.

don't ask.

 

[Longhorn85]

Does anyone remember the scene in Mr. Mom when Michael Keaton bought some for his wife?

 

[Longhorn85]

Hell, I buy pads for the wife & daughter. T.P., that yeast stuff. Even bought the kid a pregnancy test kit once. I love being unconstrained by the charades of modern masculinity. Life is life.

There are two words for that:

PW'd

 

[nycgirl]

It's a man thing. You wouldn't understand. But I do it all the time.

See, you and I are both conservatives & I agree with you on a lot of things you have posted since your return. However, this is where I disagree.

Do you always get them for her? Or was it this one time?

 

[jujubes]

There are two words for that:

PW'd

Baloney. That's a kewl Dad/Husband who doesn't sweat the silly stuff.

 

[SoKlueles]

I totally agree. What's the big deal? Obviously they're not for you and I'm sure the cashier could care less.

i could care less too
but hammy would disagree
he would make me use 2 rolls of toilet paper first before he would buy me any lol
but if he needed preperation H i would buy it for him
or anything that he needed that was embarrassing
i am woman, let me shop

 

[Daisy_]

I also wouldn't ask my hubby to buy me things like that.

 

[Lestat]

I don't see the big deal really..

 

[jujubes]

I don't see the big deal really..

Yes..the last thing we would want is to perpepuate the idea that a menstruating woman, out of convenience, asked her mate to pick up a necessity, or, shame of all shame, just couldn't get to the store herself...

 

[musclemom]

Mrs Longhorn asked me to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a few things. No problem of course.

Only after I am in the store do I get a call on my cell phone:

"Sweetheart can you please pick up some feminine napkins for me?"


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Oh, you see, now my husband has a totally different take on that whole subject, I guess this sort of thing is all in your point of view.

He doesn't mind buying feminine products at all. He says he's always been vaguely amused by the way other guys get freaked out about it. But to HIS eyes it proclaims, "I AM PARTNERED WITH A VIABLE FEMALE!!! I'M GETTING REGULAR SEX!"

He's silly

Me, I'm embarassed buying feminine products

 

[AAP]

I don't see why this is embarassing.

 

[nycgirl]

Oh, you see, now my husband has a totally different take on that whole subject, I guess this sort of thing is all in your point of view.
He doesn't mind buying feminine products at all. He says he's always been vaguely amused by the way other guys get freaked out about it. But to HIS eyes it proclaims, "I AM PARTNERED WITH A VIABLE FEMALE!!! I'M GETTING REGULAR SEX!"
He's silly
Me, I'm embarassed buying feminine products

Now, I wouldn't expect you to be embarassed at anything. LOL

 

[musclemom]

Now, I wouldn't expect you to be embarassed at anything. LOL

Because I'm an idiot, short and sweet.

Nine times out of ten, I'm buying the stuff because I NEED the stuff, like NOW.

 

[crew9]

Don't see what the big deal is.

 

[nycgirl]

Because I'm an idiot, short and sweet.

Nine times out of ten, I'm buying the stuff because I NEED the stuff, like NOW.

LOL.

When I go to the hair salon, I make my bi monthly trip to CVS and stock up on everything . . . lotions, scrubs, polishes, scrubs, & feminine products. lol

 

[ZKaudio]

it's a sure ticket to a number from a female grocery checker though... it's a known fact that women are subconsciously attracted to unavailable men.

 

[HiDnGoD]

There are two words for that: PW'd

I've cleaned up piss & crap & vomit for over 20 yrs, a little thing like that ain't nothin.
I enjoy watching the faces of guys around me at the store when I buy this stuff.

 

[alien amp pharm]

That tells me all I need to know

 

[feisty11975]

Hey, at least she did not ask you to get her some douche!!


Were you on the isle wondering what brand to get, what absorbency, etc....?

 

[crew9]

Hey, at least she did not ask you to get her some douche!!


Were you on the isle wondering what brand to get, what absorbency, etc....?

I'd pick the most outrageous type possible if I wasn't given specific instructions. I think I'd just end up buying her adult diapers just because I'm an ass like that.

 

[crew9]

You losing weigh soklu your gunt looks smaller than it used to?

 

[feisty11975]

I'd pick the most outrageous type possible if I wasn't given specific instructions. I think I'd just end up buying her adult diapers just because I'm an ass like that.

now that is just soooo wrong

 

[Longhorn85]

Hey, at least she did not ask you to get her some douche!!


Were you on the isle wondering what brand to get, what absorbency, etc....?

To tell the truth I've done it enough over the years so that it's easy to go down the ailse, swoop down and grab the bag, toss it in the cart and keep on moving.

This time I got the store brand that was two for one.

 

[Longhorn85]

Baloney. That's a kewl Dad/Husband who doesn't sweat the silly stuff.

You talk a good game. How long have you been married?

 

[crew9]

now that is just soooo wrong

Well it solves my problem. Do you think she'll ever forget to tell me EXACTLY what she wants? Hell what are the chances of her ever asking me to do it agian haha?

 

[feisty11975]

Well it solves my problem. Do you think she'll ever forget to tell me EXACTLY what she wants? Hell what are the chances of her ever asking me to do it agian haha?

oh the time will come again my friend. We do this just to see how far you will go for us!! hehehe

 

[jujubes]

You talk a good game. How long have you been married?

Uh...ok..nothing to really play here. How long I've been married is relevant to this topic how?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

ONly a good woman won't dump that responsibility on to her mate when she's no longer single.

 

[nycgirl]

ONly a good woman won't dump that responsibility on to her mate when she's no longer single.

I thought I was the only one that thought this. Where were you on page 1???

 

[jujubes]

ONly a good woman won't dump that responsibility on to her mate when she's no longer single.

Only a man who takes himself too seriously would call it a responsibility.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I thought I was the only one that thought this. Where were you on page 1???

At work.

Only a man who takes himself too seriously would call it a responsibility.

Irresponsibility could get messy in a case like this.

 

[Longhorn85]

Uh...ok..nothing to really play here. How long I've been married is relevant to this topic how?

Well you seem to think you're an expert on relationships. Are you speaking from experience or observation?

 

[HiDnGoD]

It's just tampons, for Pete's sake. No different than buying socks, underwear, toothpaste, Q-tips.
I've been married 23 years. If she can pop my zits & laugh at my jokes, then I should walk on water for her, LOL.

 

[nycgirl]

It's just tampons, for Pete's sake. No different than buying socks, underwear, toothpaste, Q-tips.
I've been married 23 years. If she can pop my zits & laugh at my jokes, then I should walk on water for her, LOL.

LOL.

Are you talking to the men or the women that don't ask their husbands/S.O to buy their feminine products for them?

 

[EnderJE]

Only a man who takes himself too seriously would call it a responsibility.

Totally off topic.

GOD DAMNED YOUR HAWT!

Now, I don't see what the problem is. I've clean up when my kids crapped on movie theater seats. Buying tampons just means that I care.

 

[jujubes]

Well you seem to think you're an expert on relationships. Are you speaking from experience or observation?

So because I post my opinion on men purchasing feminine hygiene products, I've asserted that I'm an expert on relationships?

I speak from experience and observation; however regardless of which, I see it as a non-issue and rather silly in fact, as it's just another thing that needs to be bought, and who really gives a rat's ass who does the buying. It has less to do, I think, with the rare occurrence of the immature, snickering store patron or cashier, and more to do with yourself. Your wife asked you, therefore she has no issue with it, and good on her. All this has zero to do with relationship expertise, but since you mention it, it's evident you think yours affords you the right to call another person "pussywhipped" because he runs to the store for his wife. Guess what? It doesn't.

Cheers

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

shit, JuJubes is obviously on the rag right now.

 

[EnderJE]

For those husbands that are bothered by it, what does the act mean to you? Would you feel ashamed to ask your wife to buy something for you?

 

[EnderJE]

shit, JuJubes is obviously on the rag right now.

And BD is running around with Tampax.

 

[jujubes]

shit, JuJubes is obviously on the rag right now.

Could you run to the store for me?

 

[EnderJE]

Could you run to the store for me?

Wait...don't you already have a servan...err...hubby to do that for you?

 

[Longhorn85]

So because I post my opinion on men purchasing feminine hygiene products, I've asserted that I'm an expert on relationships?

I speak from experience and observation; however regardless of which, I see it as a non-issue and rather silly in fact, as it's just another thing that needs to be bought, and who really gives a rat's ass who does the buying. It has less to do, I think, with the rare occurrence of the immature, snickering store patron or cashier, and more to do with yourself. Your wife asked you, therefore she has no issue with it, and good on her. All this has zero to do with relationship expertise, but since you mention it, it's evident you think yours affords you the right to call another person "pussywhipped" because he runs to the store for his wife. Guess what? It doesn't.

Cheers

Maybe you should send your husband to the store to pick up some more tampons for you sweetie. You have taken a light-hearted post and tried to turn it into some kind of ridiculous argument.

I must have hit a nerve or something. Hope everything works out okay with you two.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Could you run to the store for me?

NO

 

[jujubes]

Maybe you should send your husband to the store to pick up some more tampons for you sweetie. You have taken a light-hearted post and tried to turn it into some kind of ridiculous argument.

I must have hit a nerve or something. Hope everything works out okay with you two.

LOL...I'd have no problem asking him..he's just that kind of secure man who makes it real easy, and is grown-up enough not to expect a "reward" after.

Thanks for your good wishes!

 

[EnderJE]

Why do I think that this might get ugly?

 

[Longhorn85]

Thanks for your good wishes!

Pass them on to your man, he obviously needs them.

 

[EnderJE]

Yep. Here it goes.

 

[Longhorn85]

See, you and I are both conservatives & I agree with you on a lot of things you have posted since your return. However, this is where I disagree.

Do you always get them for her? Or was it this one time?

When I'm out and about and she's at home she'll call and ask if she has run out.

Why wouldn't you ask your man to buy them?

 

[jujubes]

Pass them on to your man, he obviously needs them.

We'll be thinking of you as you'll no doubt be once again knee deep in sweat in the checkout aisle ready to bolt because the pad box slipped out from under your nightly frozen pizza.

You take care, ok?

 

[EnderJE]

J plays the passive aggressive card to respond to L's backhand complement card.

Its a close one folks!

 

[awittyusername]

I guess I am old fashioned


I think women should be forced to live on the outskirts of the village when they are on their period

 

[nycgirl]

I guess I am old fashioned

I think women should be forced to live on the outskirts of the village when they are on their period

 

[EnderJE]

I guess I am old fashioned


I think women should be forced to live on the outskirts of the village when they are on their period

Just follow the red bricked road?

 

[Longhorn85]

We'll be thinking of you as you'll no doubt be once again knee deep in sweat in the checkout aisle ready to bolt because the pad box slipped out from under your nightly frozen pizza.

You take care, ok?

Glad you took such care to read and re-read my posts. Thinking of me? You'll probably see me or someone like me the next time you report to work at that checkout counter.

I WON'T be thinking of you. I will be thinking of your poor man who doesn't have the ignore function.

Bye

 

[Longhorn85]

I guess I am old fashioned


I think women should be forced to live on the outskirts of the village when they are on their period

I guess that practice went away after tampons were invented. Now we just anticipate the mood swings and steer clear.

 

[chesty]

Mrs Longhorn asked me to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work to pick up a few things. No problem of course.

Only after I am in the store do I get a call on my cell phone:

"Sweetheart can you please pick up some feminine napkins for me?"


ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Cause she loves you!

 

[Longhorn85]

Cause she loves you!

Yeah, yeah. I know. It goes with the territory.

 

[Island Son]

what's funny is when you're looking up and down the aisle for the right brand and the right "flow" by the color of the box... and notice women avoid the aisle till you leave

 

[saint808]

I never had a problem with it... if the cashier ever smirked at me I would simply say "yeah i am on the rag motherfucker!" real angry and he would know i would be irritable and leave it at that... on a side note i misss those days to be honest.

 

[HiDnGoD]

LOL.

Are you talking to the men or the women that don't ask their husbands/S.O to buy their feminine products for them?

Both, I guess.

 

[Longhorn85]

what's funny is when you're looking up and down the aisle for the right brand and the right "flow" by the color of the box... and notice women avoid the aisle till you leave

You mean you've never had a woman shopper say, "you should try these, they are my favorite kind. I rarely have any leakage"

 

[jujubes]

Glad you took such care to read and re-read my posts. Thinking of me? You'll probably see me or someone like me the next time you report to work at that checkout counter.

I WON'T be thinking of you. I will be thinking of your poor man who doesn't have the ignore function.

Bye

It isn't hard to remember idiocy. Bingo, because yes I'm thinking that you've finally confirmed how arrogant you are. Before I became a Health Professional, I had no problem working as a cashier, as many people don't, and are committed to like any other job, and fully remember what it was like to stand on my feet all day and ring through big-headed people like you.

 

[The Bigdawg]

Longhorn dude get your head outta your ass. WTF is the big deal about picking up anything the wife needs. Calling someone pussy whipped because they picked up some items for the wife and child, gimme a break.

If I am doing the shopping I pick up whatever is on the list, does that make me pussy whipped? Hardly LOL A man is more of a pussy for not picking up something like this for his wife or family member should they need it.

Bro I am thinking you were probably the same little pussy I used to have to go and buy condoms for because they were to embarrassed to do so themselves.

Mrs. BD(Jujubes) is quite accomplished in her field as a Health Professional but you know what, I would feel no different about her if she was a cashier. It’s not the job you do but how you do the job. The way you inferred that being cashier is beneath you shows your character.

One of my wife’s great qualities is how she treats all people. They are all treated the same from the Bank President to the gas jockey to the video store guy.

Thanks for the wishes you sent me and Mrs. BD. No need to be thinking of me, I am quite happy thanks.

 

[The Bigdawg]

Wait...don't you already have a servan...err...hubby to do that for you?

Dude do you forget I know where you work?

 

[Longhorn85]

Longhorn dude get your head outta your ass. WTF is the big deal about picking up anything the wife needs. Calling someone pussy whipped because they picked up some items for the wife and child, gimme a break.

This has been blown way out of proportion. To say someone is PW'd is not a grave insult. Hell, I guess I am PW'd too since I pick them up for her all the time and do the grocery shopping.

Like I said earlier, this was intended to be a light-hearted post, and if you scroll up, you'll see that most others saw it that way as well.