Why do tree-hugging hippies smell so bad?

[dawookie]

I dont think this one will be closed since a race isnt defined.

..although some of these tree-hugging hippies could be considered wookies after years of braided pit hair and arms and legs that would put Robin williams to shame..

what is this natural deoderant they use cuz it doesnt work.

patchouli sorta covers the b.o. but isnt much better.

 

[PoyeBoy]

southpark = not cool anymore

 

[dawookie]

southpark = not cool anymore

sorry, I never got the memo

 

[bwood]

because they eat their own shit so as to not offend mother earth...

which explains why all kinds of shit comes outta their mouth's constantly...

 

[dawookie]

lol

 

[SV2]

ask 2Thick... lol

 

[jrw667s]

I think it might have something to do w/ them being anti aluminum zirconium salts (the scientists greatest gift to the heavily perspirant male). They probably heavily subscribe to the belief that they will give you brain plasticity disorders and such.

 

[argent]

B/C they wipe patchouli all over themselves and stop showering. The patchouli mixes with the BO and WHAM! you've got hippy funk.

 

[Spruceman]

I never saw a hippie hugging a tree; and I sure as hell wouldn't walk up to anyone and sniff at them, especially if they were crazy enough to be higging a tree. However, my puppy (all 120 pounds of him) is willing to sniff anyone. and maybe every try humping the hippie's or the tree's leg.

Sniff any good hippies lately?

 

[dballistic]

They apparently believe that the bacteria cultures that grow on their skin has the right to live. Washing themselves would be murdering millions of microrganisms.

Possibly includes yeast growth too.