Why do roaches always end up on their back after dying?

[cwc73]

Discuss.

 

[The Shadow]

Due to the bodily gases being released.

 

[Gambino]

a better question to ask yourself is this:

"Is laying on their back a sure way for a roach to die?"

 

[alien amp pharm]

It's far more entertaining to give Frisky a $5 bill and watch her end up on her back.

 

[heatherrae]

Cause that is how they want to be laid out in their little coffins.

 

[The Shadow]

It's far more entertaining to give Frisky a $5 bill and watch her end up on her back.

after she gets change from her fanny pack

 

[heatherrae]

after she gets change from her fanny pack

terrible

 

[Frisky]

wtf?

thats it... I'm going find that pic of aap and Shadow in the pool playing Marco' Polo' .... if ya know what I mean

 

[The Shadow]

wtf?

thats it... I'm going find that pic of aap and Shadow in the pool playing Marco' Polo' .... if ya know what I mean

you werent there

well....yeah - you were - sort of

 

[Frisky]

you werent there

well....yeah - you were - sort of

i have pics... dammit... LOL

ok, so... whilst you two were playing find the weenie, I was actually doing something productive.



But still, I have proof... more of aap looking like a goldfish out of water in a 5' deep pool.

 

[ksharp01]

um because they are top heavy

but really....ewww gross!! Who cares!

 

[CO B-man]

That is how the roach gods resurect them. Why else did you think they are the only creatures that can survive nuclear radiation and have been around for a gazillion years?

 

[cwc73]

Maybe roaches are the strange alien beings that Tom Cruise worships????

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY COCKROACH XENU!