Why do people do that?

[Dial_tone]

You know when you're holding a door for somebody but then there's somebody else maybe 20 ft away so you hold it for them too. They see you're gonna hold the door for 'em so they do that thing where they kinda huncha over and take big steps like they're hurrying up BUT THEY'RE NOT MOVING ANY FUCKING FASTER! Why do people do that?

 

[Seashell]

lol.. because they don't REALLY want to hurry up, being lazy buttbutts like From Zero..but if they don't at least APPEAR to be hurrying they know you'll let the door slam shut. And then they'd have to open it, requiring effort. Hence.. the pretend-scurry.

Either that or they're just weird.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Maybe they're afraid your gonna karate chop them in the throat.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

This is like asking why people drool over PervShell's avatars, 'cept it's different.

 

[coverguy]

lol.. because they don't REALLY want to hurry up, being lazy buttbutts like From Zero..but if they don't at least APPEAR to be hurrying they know you'll let the door slam shut. And then they'd have to open it, requiring effort. Hence.. the pretend-scurry.

Either that or they're just weird.

Preach on sister, preach on!!!

Marry me?!?

 

[BileStew]

Because they can?

 

[from zero]

lol.. because they don't REALLY want to hurry up, being lazy buttbutts like From Zero.

Whatever you say, PineSol.

 

[Seashell]

This is like asking why people drool over PervShell's avatars, 'cept it's different.

Who you calling perv?

Speaking of avatars...did my eyes dec(i before e except..)eive me or did I spy an El Kabongvatar a few days ago?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Who you calling perv?

Speaking of avatars...did my eyes dec(i before e except..)eive me or did I spy an El Kabongvatar a few days ago?

Yes, I had an El Kabong avatar in your honor. I have more cartoon avatars lined up.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Who you calling perv?

Um, you just ruined another perfectly good halo. Those horns keep poking holes in 'em.

 

[TheProject]

PineSol.

LOL

Somebody's got a new nickname.

 

[Gambino]

for some reason this thread drifts way off my screen, I got to scroll horziontally to read your sorry posts...

 

[Seashell]

Preach on sister, preach on!!!

Marry me?!?

Where IS that Gonelifting... geez.. figures. He leaves and then I get proposals. Before.. just the old dude with the two chickens and a goat.. Hmmph!



From Zero: Asspine.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Don't hold the door for anyone, anymore...solved.

 

[Smurfy]

When someone is ahead of me like that and opening the door I almost wish they would just let it close b/c when they insist on holding it i feel obligated to kinda "jog" fast as I can to the door to show my appreciation. That sucks when you're wearing heels let me tell ya.

 

[Dial_tone]

When someone is ahead of me like that and opening the door I almost wish they would just let it close b/c when they insist on holding it i feel obligated to kinda "jog" fast as I can to the door to show my appreciation. That sucks when you're wearing heels let me tell ya.

I'd hold it as long as it took to watch your glorious gluteus maximi sashay past me.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I'd hold it as long as it took to watch your glorious gluteus maximi sashay past me.

And watch he boobs bounce as she rushes to get in...

 

[Seashell]

Pervs.. all of you.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Pervs.. all of you.

You taught us well.

 

[Dial_tone]

And watch he boobs bounce as she rushes to get in...

more bounce to the ounce.

 

[Tactile]

Then there's the people who can't even say "thanks" when you hold the door for them (women especially), and they just walk through as if they're royalty or something. At those moments I wish I could take back my thoughtful act and instead put their face right through the door.

 

[Wynn]

If I see they're not moving faster I let go and go inside. Welcome to New Jersey.