why do guys piss all over the floor?

[hamstershaver]

every time i go to take a leak there is a puddle of piss by the urinal, now urinals are pretty damn big, i dont see what the problem is, piss stinks too

 

[Mr. dB]

It's because their dicks are too long, they hang lower than the urinal.

 

[hamstershaver]

no

 

[yomama]

It's because guys dont care if they piss on the floor. If it's dirty, piss on it.

 

[Whiskey]

I do it if my shoes are dirty, I pee on them in the bathroom. It kinda splashes off of my shoes from time to time. Sorry.

Whiskey

 

[KillahBee]

cause we can, ya half-a-fag

 

[SoreArms]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

I worry about you

 

[SoreArms]

I worry about you

I lust about you

 

[slickdadd]

Sometimes I have to piss so hard it basically ricochets off of the urinals in every direction.

 

[Lady Viking]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

thanks for sharing this

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I piss all over the floor cause I had a cathetar in for 3weeks. After removal my penis slot is sealed together in the middle(not permantely-it just goes together) and it's like having 2 holes and it squirts in two directions. So far I haven't worked up the nerve to have it worked on. And the other activity--lets just say it can get kinda messy.

 

[Mr. Black]

No matter how many times you shake your cock, the piss just keeps on dripping, hence hitting the floor as you zip it up.

 

[H_T_]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

lmao.

 

[H_T_]

thats what happens when ya have a "narrow urethra".

 

[perkele]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

I did that shit when I was younger. lol

 

[Mr. dB]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

I do a similar thing, except I pinch shut the end of my foreskin and let it fill up like a balloon. It makes a big mess when I let go though.

 

[perkele]

I do a similar thing, except I pinch shut the end of my foreskin and let it fill up like a balloon. It makes a big mess when I let go though.

Penis and a favorite toy in one.

 

[roidpuple]

I like to squeeze my wang when I piss so that it stops the flow. I let it build up for a few seconds making my tallywag look like one of those balloon animals, then I release making a big splash against the urinal wall. Yeah, I entertain myself rather easily.

for some reason that hit me just right and i could not quit laughing.. man my stomach hurts ha ha.......

 

[roidpuple]

I do a similar thing, except I pinch shut the end of my foreskin and let it fill up like a balloon. It makes a big mess when I let go though.[/QUOTE

funny shit ....I love it...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Why hasn't anyone invented a splash-resistant urinal yet? Looks like that one will have to be up to me.

 

[wootoom]

cause were to drunk to see the urinal