Why do dogs like to ...

[PICK3]

hang their head out in the wind while in a moving vehicle, but if you blow in their face they want to chew yours off?

 

[bran987]

your breath stinks

 

[jnevin]

Because your breath smells like semen.

 

[CFZB]

hang their head out in the wind while in a moving vehicle, but if you blow in their face they want to chew yours off?

My dog Likes me to Do that.

She thinks Im playing.

 

[PICK3]

your breath stinks

I tried after eating dog biscuits with the same result.

 

[bran987]

She thinks Im playing.

well aren't you? what else would you be trying to do? turn her on?

 

[CFZB]

well aren't you? what else would you be trying to do? turn her on?

duh.

 

[PICK3]

well aren't you? what else would you be trying to do? turn her on?

I blow in my dog's ear when I want to turn him on.

 

[wootoom]

well aren't you? what else would you be trying to do? turn her on?

hey Bran. quite interested in your Forum. me and my bro have our own company going for about 5 years now. i would like to join up and take interest in the forum.

 

[jaded]

well aren't you? what else would you be trying to do? turn her on?

LOL

 

[Phaded]

I blow in my dog's ear when I want to turn him on.

lmao

 

[StickFigure]

I was sure the sentence was going to end with something like:

.....lick their balls
.....lick their ass
..... eat cat turds.

The last one makes me laugh when I think of it. When I would catch my dog in the litter box he would always slowly look up at me and he would have kitty litter on his lips and his jaw would be shuttering like he was freezing!

LMAO!!

 

[PICK3]

I was sure the sentence was going to end with something like:

.....lick their balls
.....lick their ass
..... eat cat turds.

The last one makes me laugh when I think of it. When I would catch my dog in the litter box he would always slowly look up at me and he would have kitty litter on his lips and his jaw would be shuttering like he was freezing!

LMAO!!

Yeah, what's up with dog's and cat shit?

 

[StickFigure]

Yeah, what's up with dog's and cat shit?

I don't know. It never appeared that he enjoyed it, it was more like he was being forced to do it.

I am literally lol while I write this at the memories of this!

 

[PICK3]

I don't know. It never appeared that he enjoyed it, it was more like he was being forced to do it.

I am literally lol while I write this at the memories of this!

My friend's dog is a cat shit eating mofo!

 

[StickFigure]

My friend's dog is a cat shit eating mofo!

lol!

 

[Raina]

My puppy gives me kisses if I blow on him.

The thing that drives me nuts though is that he seems to have a knack for finding underwear or swim suits and dragging them into the living room. Darn puppy.

 

[Eringobraugh]

One of my neighbors had a lil dog, you know the lil furry kind that are vicious and bark all the time. He used to screw the next door neighbors rabbit. That was quite a site, it looked like there was penetration too, didnt get the BYEnoculars out though.

 

[PICK3]

One of my neighbors had a lil dog, you know the lil furry kind that are vicious and bark all the time. He used to screw the next door neighbors rabbit. That was quite a site, it looked like there was penetration too, didnt get the BYEnoculars out though.

My dog would try to mount an elephant if it stayed still long enough.

 

[StickFigure]

My puppy gives me kisses if I blow on him.

The thing that drives me nuts though is that he seems to have a knack for finding underwear or swim suits and dragging them into the living room. Darn puppy.

Shit!! I'l give you kisses too if you will blow on me!!

 

[trailseeker]

You could blow an airhorn in my greyhounds face and she wouldnt care...my beagle though; you look at him funny and he freaks out. He barks at leaves outside if the wond blows them...schitzo.

 

[PICK3]

Yeah ... I probably wouldn't try to purposely piss off a greyhound.

 

[trailseeker]

Yeah ... I probably wouldn't try to purposely piss off a greyhound.

Are you kidding? They are the most passive breed I know

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Dogs get a lot of new scents when they travel. That's why they like sticking their head out the car window. My dogs will stand facing into the wind on a windy day to suck in the scents from far away. I guess that's what their doing.

 

[PICK3]

Dogs get a lot of new scents when they travel. That's why they like sticking their head out the car window. My dogs will stand facing into the wind on a windy day to suck in the scents from far away. I guess that's what their doing.

I never thought of that.

 

[r1pp3d]

My puppy gives me kisses if I blow on him.

you can blow on me...........for $20

 

[Mr. dB]

Why do dogs like to snack out of the cat's litter box?

 

[PICK3]

Why do dogs like to snack out of the cat's litter box?

Cuz they're nasty MoFo's.