PolishHammer1977
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Answer me this question? How come chics dig bouncers so much? I'm just trying to do my job, lol.
Bullit said:
HighIntensity said:the power of the position, my good looks, my great body, my hair, my smile, the fact that I don't wear underwear at work...
I could go on
HighIntensity said:
whats so funny, I am as powerful as He-Man on a cold day with erect nipples.
manny78 said:Cause you're suppose to be "cool" and also cause of the money involved. At least thats what I realized with Dj's I would always have a bunch of groupies for no reason. Other vets in the business said chicks knew Dj's were making huge money.
manny78 said:Cause you're suppose to be "cool" and also cause of the money involved. At least thats what I realized with Dj's I would always have a bunch of groupies for no reason. Other vets in the business said chicks knew Dj's were making huge money.
beastboy said:
Money? Is it that good? Maybe I should make a career change.
PolishHammer1977 said:
HI,
Where do you work?
PatsFan34 said:I know why they dig you Polish, it's because they think your cute when you walk in with your A-Team lunch box and tight rolled jeans. Haha, instead of a tool box, your a lunch box!!!!
I'm dying....

MrsPuddlesFL said:BIG guys provide a sense of security and protection. That's why bouncers aren't 140 lb skinny guys...even if they are blackbelts, they wouldn't cut it as a bouncer. Size is what will deter idiots. Girls like to feel safe and protected, weather they admit it or not.
Big guys also remind me of teddy bears...the kind I could hug on all night when I was a little girl. I think it's that sense of security feeling. I still have my teddy bear that I got when I was 3 y.o., only now it gets hugged on all night by my daughter.![]()
PolishHammer1977 said:
You get the award for the best one today. Karma to you!!!!!!!!!!
And Hannibal, if I need anything I will come to you. How much do you want to bet that this will become an A-Team thread now? lol.
HighIntensity said:
A local college night club/bar...
Where @ dude? In New York?
PatsFan34 said:
Murcock, I'm coming to get you...what movie is that from?
Oh, and I'd give all you bouncers the quickest beatin of your life, free, no charge, so don't even bother talking shit!!!
PolishHammer1977 said:
Rambo First Blood!
Am I right or am I right?
PolishHammer1977 said:
DJ's do make some green but door guys make the most. That job is the best. Many perks but the one bad thing about it is the face to face confrontations, in numbers. You work at any of the places in Cananda, adult clubs to be specific?
Manny,
Your right man, it's all about being cool. The other dudes look at you like, "I could take em". lol. The chics look at you and know that there are reasons why you are so confident....etc....
beastboy said:
Money? Is it that good? Maybe I should make a career change.
PatsFan34 said:
Wrong stupid dickhole!!!
PolishHammer1977 said:
Does anybody know who the bouncer was @ Conty's. He might have gone by the nickname "dork". I remember this guy from college and he was pretty serious.
PatsFan34 said:
You mean the dude with the 5 head and long face, his name was Johnny Serious. Great guy, little weird though!!!
PolishHammer1977 said:
Was his name Aquaman? No, it was johnny Serious. What do you mean by 5 head?
PatsFan34 said:
5 head means it's an extension of the 4 head, his 4 head was so big, it's considered a 5 head, hence, he could use his 5 head as a bill-board. get it??
PolishHammer1977 said:
I got it hammer. He had a dome and a half. I think he used to work @ Circuit city selling carrots.
HighIntensity said:First off I find that the larger guys are never that big of a problem.
sure you get your group of juiced tough guys that find a need the challenge you, but for the most part the little guys talk back and act out the most after a couple of drinks.
I have had two real altercations this year, one in which I really kicked the shit out of some kid...
other then that I am a chill bouncer, and let people have fun.
PatsFan34 said:
So SuperMess, what you gonna do when I bury you? Not a whole lot, cause you're gonna be on the ground bleeding to death with broken bones from head to toe!!!
HighIntensity said:
right, you know that was a fumble bitch....
PolishHammer1977 said:Manny78,
You speak the truth. Anybody looking to be a tough guy should read his post real quick. As a DJ you definitely had to have jumped out from the booth to help the boys out every once in a while didn't you?
Thanx for bringing the realness to this thread.
manny78 said:At the end I was working with the following items: Bullet proof jacket, ASP baton or Maglight or PR-24 (depending on my mood), handcuffs,combat boots, Pepper spray and Taser.... funny right ?
manny78 said:
At the end I was working with the following items: Bullet proof jacket, ASP baton or Maglight or PR-24 (depending on my mood), handcuffs,combat boots, Pepper spray and Taser.... funny right ?
PolishHammer1977 said:
Why are the bigger guys so humble. Is it the fact that we can handle our liquor? Or the fact that we have taken our lumps and know what is smart and what is stupid?
PolishHammer1977 said:
Manny,
That's some real shi* man. I can't believe it got that bad for you. I would imagine that you are out west somewhere because of the reference to the NWA looking crews. Sounds like some serious shi*. Wow. I keep on reading those items you carried on the job over and over. Damn. Thank you for sharing that though, a lot of people would take bouncing lightly. Sometimes, depending on the situation, it can be interesting. I have faced a couple situations with people pulling out knives on me. Bar stools thrown @ me along with any other item you can think of. Just classic bar room brawling for the most part. Nowadays though, everyone wants to be a tough guy. Everyone wants to throw the first punch. Noone wants to take the punch. Most of the guys that try to fight me don't realize untiul it is too late. I have an extremely neat appearance. I guess it works to my advantage.
HI,
Your definitely right about the people who fall into the "tough guy class". I generally find that guys under 6 foot are my biggest problem. Napolean syndrome I think they call it. These guys are unbelievable. I have a buddy who goes to school down where you are. If you knew him he would tell you all about it. We have been in some situations together. It's always the little guys. Why are the bigger guys so humble. Is it the fact that we can handle our liquor? Or the fact that we have taken our lumps and know what is smart and what is stupid?
manny78 said:
You're right about the small jerks. 90% of the time, the troublemakers were guys under 5'10. Most of them were doing shit in gang. Once alone, they weren't the same. If you face 3 or more tough nerds, try to identify the leader. I would always go for him first, then the rest would simply run away.
PolishHammer1977 said:
Manny,
Exactly right about taking out the leader. If you cut the legs off, the body will fall. A simple rule of thumb for us all. 16 hours is some class. You sound a lot like a retired officer now working as a private security agent. I have a couple friends that do that and have similar experiences. Am I right?
manny78 said:
I dont work anymore as a bouncer........I'm now in the big league if you know what I mean lol![]()
guards said:I currently bounce at a nightclub.......although I'm a little old to be doing it (29).
Fun and games
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