Why do black people walk SO slow?!

[rykertest]

Is it the crack bags up their butt? Do the gold tooths slow them down? Is it the pants down around their knees?

I was in a large midwestern city the other day and was at a large mall. There were of course a ton of black people, no big deal as I'm packin. Well it seems they ALL walk about half as fast as a normal person would. I wasn't even walking fast at all and purposely slowed down thinking it was me....it wasn't.

I'm starting to realize why a whip was needed in the olden days.

Yeah yeah I know....racist.

 

[silverstar1025]

Racist!!!

If they walk too fast their pants will fall down. Duh!

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

Dont know, maybe they arent in a hurry like you and I?

 

[rykertest]

Dont know, maybe they arent in a hurry like you and I?

Valid point. But I wasn't in a hurry and was walking quite slow to see if I was at fault. I wasn't.

 

[needtogetaas]

Dont know, maybe they arent in a hurry like you and I?

They gots no job or kids to take care of. lolooololololololol j/k

 

[rykertest]

They gots no job or kids to take care of. lolooololololololol j/k

I guess they have to conserve energy to run from the "poe poe knockin ats the doe doe".

 

[SpyWizard]

Racist!!!

If they walk too fast their pants will fall down. Duh!

actually racist is a person that believes they are superior to another just because of race..

he believes he's superior because he walks normally..

it's the culture he doesn't like.. just like so many of us..

 

[needtogetaas]

I guess they have to conserve energy to run from the "poe poe knockin ats the doe doe".

187 on a motha fucker.

 

[rykertest]

187 on a motha fucker.

rollin in my 6, foe.

 

[rykertest]

actually racist is a person that believes they are superior to another just because of race..

he believes he's superior because he walks normally..

it's the culture he doesn't like.. just like so many of us..

K HIT!!!

 

[needtogetaas]

rollin in my 6, foe.

Hitten them switches.

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

I got beat for the street
Ta pump in ya jeep
Or in ya caravan wid da homies kinda deep
Somking on a thai stick feeling kinda hight wit
Ya passenger seat occupied by a fly bitch
Rolling in ya lo-lo
Cut list all ya MCs
Slap in the hip-hop
Ta hell wit the ?tempres?
Modern day gangsta from the underground
Yay, niggas roll around wid tha boomin' ass sound
Got the 6-4 kinda low as we bouncing
On the grapevine rolling deep to Magic Mountain
Hoes on ya jock everytime ya hit a corner
Because ya rolling twisted on the gold Daytonas
Frontin' on the regular, talking on ya cellular
Acting like ya don't hear the little bitches
Yelling ya name at the bus stop ya don't stop
Ya mash on the gas roll right by they ass
Slap Dresta in the dash yeah,

Eazy-E..

 

[rykertest]

I got beat for the street
Ta pump in ya jeep
Or in ya caravan wid da homies kinda deep
Somking on a thai stick feeling kinda hight wit
Ya passenger seat occupied by a fly bitch
Rolling in ya lo-lo
Cut list all ya MCs
Slap in the hip-hop
Ta hell wit the ?tempres?
Modern day gangsta from the underground
Yay, niggas roll around wid tha boomin' ass sound
Got the 6-4 kinda low as we bouncing
On the grapevine rolling deep to Magic Mountain
Hoes on ya jock everytime ya hit a corner
Because ya rolling twisted on the gold Daytonas
Frontin' on the regular, talking on ya cellular
Acting like ya don't hear the little bitches
Yelling ya name at the bus stop ya don't stop
Ya mash on the gas roll right by they ass
Slap Dresta in the dash yeah,

Eazy-E..

WE WANT EASY!

 

[silverstar1025]

WE WANT EASY!

 

[blueta2]

the question should be, why do blacks say axe instead of ask?

 

[ceo]

buncha racists up in here!!!!!!

 

[SaladFork]

 

[Creepusmaximus]

The funniest thing is to drive by the projects down in Savannah GA. Not only do they walk slow because of the lack of jobs, childern or anything else but they also walk right into traffic. I'm serious they walk right out on to the street. Well more a waddle and it's luck they walk so slow or more of them would get run over. They put in a light in front of one project because they were getting hit but those stupid MF'ers don't use the light and continue to just walk out into traffic. In my old age I now think that there is something genetically wrong with these people. They are retarded.

 

[Faizakafez]

pimp walk 16 up, 2 down

A slightly controlled stagger on either the left or right leg that causes one to limp in such a way that others will notice him. In short, a “pimp walk” is what most “ballers” do as they walk down the street, or enter a room; it lets the surrounding audience (who ever they may be) know that they are the shit.

Usually a pimp walk may intensify if the subject is carrying either a load of narcotics (such as a bomb of rocks) or is strapped with a heater, (thus meaning carrying a concealed firearm)

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

If they had pants that wouldn't fall down without having to hold them they would walk faster, if they would not hold their leroy johnson while walking or waiting for the bus.

 

[EnderJE]

They're tired from running from the police?

 

[Longhorn85]

Is it the crack bags up their butt? Do the gold tooths slow them down? Is it the pants down around their knees?

WE WANT EASY!

Nothing more ironic/pitiful than wiggas making fun of the very people they emulate.

 

[Mavafanculo]

Nothing more ironic/pitiful than wiggas making fun of the very people they emulate.

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