Why did women even evolve?

[GenetiKing]

FUCK SHIT DAMMIT!!!!!!! GODDAMN!!! MOTHERFUCKING COCKINGSUCKING PIECE OF RIMJOBBING HORSEHIT ASSFUCK!!!!!!!

Why the fuck are women here??!!!!!!!

GODDAMMIT!!!!!

I AM GOING TO SHOOT THAT STUPID BITCH!!!

WHORE!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!










Thanks for listening.

 

[frorider6]

I prefer women evolved. The less body hair the better.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm glad to see you too!

 

[GenetiKing]

I prefer women evolved. The less body hair the better.

Nah fro, I'm talking about why did they evolve in the first damn place.

Like, I think we should still reproduce like amoebas (sp?). We should be sitting around in our recliners, drinking domestic beer, watching the Knicks game, talking about how much we can bench press and the all the sudden

*POOF*

there's another you sitting in the living room with you. And this "new you" guy doesn't say shit. He gets up, walks to the refridgerator, gets another Michelob Light and joins the conversation with you and your buddies.

Elimintaes all that "having to mate with women" bullshit that sadly entails you always finding what LYING-ASS FUCKING WHORES THEY ALL REALLY ARE!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! DIE BITCHES!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!




ah, okay

 

[alien amp pharm]

As I always say: There's only 2 places for a woman - one's the bedroom, the other's the kitchen!


(Guess I'm not going to get any now!)

 

[GenetiKing]

I'm glad to see you too!

This applies to all women across the globe. Except you and my mom, Vix.

 

[smallmovesal]

evolve? from what?

 

[the nature boy]

I'm not an expert, but human kind as a whole evolves, not just a particular gender of the species. I could be wrong, I never trusted my biology professor anyway.

 

[smallmovesal]

I'm not an expert, but human kind as a whole evolves, not just a particular gender of the species. I could be wrong, I never trusted my biology professor anyway.

i'm with you on this one... well, the not trusting your biology prof part anyway.

 

[starfish]

Maybe the problem is women are evolving and men aren't.

 

[TheProject]

They tell us that we lost our tails evolving up from little snails.
I say it's all just wind and sails.

 

[the nature boy]

Maybe the problem is women are evolving and men aren't.

true, especially in the genital scratching department.

 

[GenetiKing]

I'm not an expert, but human kind as a whole evolves, not just a particular gender of the species. I could be wrong, I never trusted my biology professor anyway.

Okay! Okay! So my analogy sucks a big donkey dick! Why don't you just rub my face in it?!

Now everyone on Elite knows that GenetiKing sucks at making up funny analogies!

Christ! Why don't you just ruin my whole fucking life while you're at it?!!!?

back to the subject

SHIT!!!! SHITTTY!!!! SHIT-SHIT!!!!!! WOMEN SUCK!!! FUCK GODDAMN MOTHER-SHITASS-FUCK PECKER DICK ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[the nature boy]

you're better off saying women suck donkey dick or women should fuck off or women should fuck off and suck a donkey dick. Nobody can arugue that. But when you throw evolution, you're going to catch some flack.

 

[GenetiKing]

On a serious note...

why are you (women) always pissing me off? Why don't you quit doing and saying stupid-ass shit?

And furthermore, before you (females) act...please, for God's sake...just think. Even a little bit will be good.

Are we destined to never fully underdstand one another?

Why can't I just masturbate and be happy?

 

[smallmovesal]

ok i'm way confused about whatever point you are making there killer...


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[GenetiKing]

you're better off saying women suck donkey dick or women should fuck off or women should fuck off and suck a donkey dick. Nobody can arugue that. But when you throw evolution, you're going to catch some flack.

Yeah... true.

I should have known better.

Okay Nature, how about this:

GOD!!! WOMEN ARE SOOOO......uh....er...uhm.....STUPID!!!!!!! YEAH!!!

AND THEY'RE DUMB TOO!!!!!!! REAL DUMB!!!!

 

[GenetiKing]

ok i'm way confused about whatever point you are making there killer...[/url]

"Killer"?

Hey, it's kinda kinky when you call me that, Smalls.

Sorta like when you used dress me up like a catholic schoolboy and tie me down to the desk while you spanked me with a ruler.

Those were the days...

 

[smallmovesal]

Yeah... true.

I should have known better.

Okay Nature, how about this:

GOD!!! WOMEN ARE SOOOO......uh....er...uhm.....STUPID!!!!!!! YEAH!!!

AND THEY'RE DUMB TOO!!!!!!! REAL DUMB!!!!

mkay... can't say you're really getting anywhere with this.. but let it all out champ *pats him on the back*

 

[Warik]

Well... one day Adam was out there working hard in the fields and God was happy... but then God saw that every day when Adam got home, he had to make his own dinner, open his own beer, and even stroke his own penis. God felt sorry for poor Adam so he created a woman for him. She cooked all his food, cleaned his house, opened his beer, and performed unspeakable pleasures on his penis.

Thousands of years later, God saw that humanity as a whole really really sucked. He figured this was the fault of puny mortal men, so he decided to get some revenge.

One day Adam the 10 millionth came home and told his wife to make dinner. As she was ready to go fire up the stove, a little birdie whispered in her ear: "hey... you don't have to make him dinner if you don't want to."

and then all was lost.................... =(

 

[GenetiKing]

For those of you just joining us, today's topic is what pisses of GenetiKing.

Let's rank them shall we?

1. Women

2. I should have almost 2000 posts. Why do I only have 1300 today?

3. Under-rolling (instead of over-rolling) toilet paper.

4. snails

 

[Warik]

4. snails

My fish tank is full of snails. Little mother fuckers. We'll see how they like it when I buy a strike force of Zebra Loaches to go hunt them down. HAH

-Warik

 

[the nature boy]

lol @ #4

 

[Norman Bates]

What is a Zebra Loach?

 

[GenetiKing]

My fish tank is full of snails. Little mother fuckers. We'll see how they like it when I buy a strike force of Zebra Loaches to go hunt them down. HAH

-Warik

I'll never forget the day it began...

A very young and a very innocent 4 year old GenetiKing was playing in his back yard (shoeless of course for no one in Tennessee owns shoes). It was a beatiful, sunny May afternoon. Then I felt it. It's digusting, repulsive, slimy little body had been squished by the sole of my bare right foot . It's putrid little innards sqeeeeezed into the delicate gaps between my innocent little toes.

In a rush of hot fury, the peanut butter sandwich my mother had made for my lunch that day came barreling up esophagus as I chucked up crunchy Peter Pan and Smuckers Grape Jelly onto my Osh Kosh bibbed overalls. My mind was a blur. I had neither the mental fortitude nor the presence of mind to remove the dead snail with my fingers so I ran into my house screaming for my mother to ..."GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!! MOMMY!! GET IT OFF!!! IT'S SO GROSS!!! AHHHHHH!!!!"

Truly a traumatic experience. One I am forced to relive daily.

Yes, from that day onward, the GenetiKing has sworn vengence on the entire vile species of snails and slugs.

 

[polarpixie]

Sorta like when you used dress up like a catholic schoolboy and tie me down to the desk while you spanked me with a ruler.

Those were the days...

schoolboy? Oh...This is all starting to make sense now. Get in touch with May1010 or AnalAsspolorer, they will show you the way.

 

[GenetiKing]

schoolboy? Oh...This is all starting to make sense now. Get in touch with May1010 or AnalAsspolorer, they will show you the way.

May? The way?

Isn't he gay?

Or is that just in the hay?

I'm not going to join this fray.

I don't feel like it on this day.

Maybe if I was down by the bay.

But there I could never stay.

I'm outta here, kay?





God, I am so funny! And I'm really smart too.

Yeah.

 

[smallmovesal]

For those of you just joining us, today's topic is what pisses of GenetiKing.

4. snails

lol skim that fast and it looks like smalls...

 

[GenetiKing]

lol skim that fast and it looks like smalls...

Nope, not me.

You know I gots much love for my Canadian chickie-do.

 

[polarpixie]

May? The way?

Isn't he gay?

Or is that just in the hay?

I'm not going to join this fray.

I don't feel like it on this day.

Maybe if I was down by the bay.

But there I could never stay.

I'm outta here, kay?

But if you meet them down by the bay
before the end of this long day
you will surely end up their prey
and who knows, you just might like being gay?

 

[GenetiKing]

But if you meet them down by the bay
before the end of this long day
you will surely end up their prey
and who knows, you just might like being gay?

I guess you think you're little Miss Smarty Pants now that you made a poem and it's wittier and cuter than mine.

Well you know what? I'm not gay and I think your poem isn't all that funny.

Ha! So there! Yeah!

Also, I have more GIJoes than you do and your Dad is smelly.

 

[strong island]

I feel you pain GK....I HATE THOSE FUCKING SLUGS!!!

Oh yeah..are you gonna tell us what happened?

 

[polarpixie]

I guess you think you're little Miss Smarty Pants now that you made a poem and it's wittier and cuter than mine.

Well you know what? I'm not gay and I think your poem isn't all that funny.

Ha! So there! Yeah!

Also, I have more GIJoes than you do and your Dad is smelly.

lol..I was Miss Smarty Pants before I wrote that. Besides, I didn't even really try so that's why it's not all THAT great, but I'll have you know, that had I REALLY tried, you would've been begging for more.

Maybe you have more GIJoes than I do, but I will bet you don't have a single GIJames. Archie from the Antique Roadshow told me that one GIJames is worth more than 20 GIJoes. So there! Yiiia.

 

[smallmovesal]

Nope, not me.

You know I gots much love for my Canadian chickie-do.

lol i think i need to check my ego at the door if i think i see my name in "snails"

 

[GenetiKing]

Maybe you have more GIJoes than I do, but I will bet you don't have a single GIJames. Archie from the Antique Roadshow told me that one GIJames is worth more than 20 GIJoes. So there! Yiiia.

GIJames is a chump. He's GIJoes' bitch.

Anyways, enough of that!

Wanna come over to my house and have sex? Shit! I mean, you wanna come over to my house and...uhm, see my GIJoe collection?

Doh!
*Slaps forehead, Chris Farley style*

 

[polarpixie]

GIJames is a chump. He's GIJoes' bitch.

Anyways, enough of that!

Wanna come over to my house and have sex? Shit! I mean, you wanna come over to my house and...uhm, see my GIJoe collection?

Doh!
*Slaps forehead, Chris Farley style*

No way man!!! You just insulted GIJames and you think I'm going to have sex with you? You had me at smelly and lost me at chump.



oh, and I just read that snail story.....GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GenetiKing]

No way man!!! You just insulted GIJames and you think I'm going to have sex with you? You had me at smelly and lost me at chump.



oh, and I just read that snail story.....GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, (just to prove I'm not a geek) wanna come over and play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit? Then you can spend the night at my house. My mom even said it was okay. She called your mom and they talked about it.

I'll even wash the slug guts off my foot. (Although I was leaving it there for the duration of my life so I would have reminder of my purpose in life - to destroy all things snail...but for you, pixie honey...anything!)


Whatcha think a' them apples?

 

[polarpixie]

Okay, (just to prove I'm not a geek) wanna come over and play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit? Then you can spend the night at my house. My mom even said it was okay. She called your mom and they talked about it.

I'll even wash the slug guts off my foot. (Although I was leaving it there for the duration of my life so I would have reminder of my purpose in life - to destroy all things snail...but for you, pixie honey...anything!)


Whatcha think a' them apples?

Well, I will think about it, since your mom's going to be there and my mom said it'd be ok......If I come over, and I bring GIJames, will you apologize to him and kiss his little green plastic boots 3 times?

That slug guts comment.....*shiver*.....Anyway, after you destroy them, EAT THEM! Or give them to me, I will make some snail pate out of them.

 

[GenetiKing]

Well, I will think about it, since your mom's going to be there and my mom said it'd be ok......If I come over, and I bring GIJames, will you apologize to him and kiss his little green plastic boots 3 times?

That slug guts comment.....*shiver*.....Anyway, after you destroy them, EAT THEM! Or give them to me, I will make some snail pate out of them.

I think we should skip all that and just have sex.

I'll wear my GIJoe uniform (the General Hawk one) and you can be Lady Jaye...or Scarlet. either one.

Just please don't scream out GIJames' name when you climax, at least not for the first orgasm anyway. You will be having plenty. Remember, General Hawk is known for his staying power and stamina during combat.

I know you have an infatuation with GIJames, but really...he's no competetion for me although I do find your obession with him to chip away at my ego from time to time even though I tolerate your make-believe relationship with him.

I think Mom's calling me to dinner.

 

[Burning_Inside]

hey genetiking dd you get any unsigned bad karma yet for downtalking the females?

 

[danielson]

Well... one day Adam was out there working hard in the fields and God was happy... but then God saw that every day when Adam got home, he had to make his own dinner, open his own beer, and even stroke his own penis. God felt sorry for poor Adam so he created a woman for him. She cooked all his food, cleaned his house, opened his beer, and performed unspeakable pleasures on his penis.

Thousands of years later, God saw that humanity as a whole really really sucked. He figured this was the fault of puny mortal men, so he decided to get some revenge.

One day Adam the 10 millionth came home and told his wife to make dinner. As she was ready to go fire up the stove, a little birdie whispered in her ear: "hey... you don't have to make him dinner if you don't want to."

and then all was lost.................... =(

you wanna see evolution set back a few 1000 years.....give someone a few beers



or observe them when they get up in the morning. caveman style

 

[MrMuscle]

who said they have eveolved?

 

[paradox]

FUCK SHIT DAMMIT!!!!!!! GODDAMN!!! MOTHERFUCKING COCKINGSUCKING PIECE OF RIMJOBBING HORSEHIT ASSFUCK!!!!!!!

Why the fuck are women here??!!!!!!!

GODDAMMIT!!!!!

I AM GOING TO SHOOT THAT STUPID BITCH!!!

WHORE!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



To irritate the hell outta men.










Thanks for listening.

 

[casavant]

I prefer women evolved. The less body hair the better.

Word. The smaller foreheads are nice too.

 

[Y_lifter]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe our pal GKing answered his question of
"Why Women evolved" with the GI party invite....

I love how women are so different than us men. It keeps things interesting.
Just think about it. If you don't like women, um....that makes you, .. what?

 

[GenetiKing]

hey genetiking dd you get any unsigned bad karma yet for downtalking the females?

Actually I did.

Oh well.

That really irritates me too. They could at least give me head or a decent hand job if they were mad at me.

I mean, c'mon...get with the program.

 

[polarpixie]

Just please don't scream out GIJames' name when you climax, at least not for the first orgasm anyway. You will be having plenty. Remember, General Hawk is known for his staying power and stamina during combat.

I think Mom's calling me to dinner.

lol. You tiger you.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL

Yes.....man was created....the world is flat and everything in the universe circles around the Earth.

You MUST believe this blindly or the zealots wont have their carrots to hold in front of you.

 

[GenetiKing]

lol. You tiger you.

I know.

You should have seen me. I ate all my veggies and everything.

And y'know what?

Mom didn't even have to ask me. Damn right.

It was for you Pixie, baby...

 

[polarpixie]

I know.

You should have seen me. I ate all my veggies and everything.

And y'know what?

Mom didn't even have to ask me. Damn right.

It was for you Pixie, baby...

Oh stop..... My oh my you are quite the sweet talker!

 

[GenetiKing]

Oh stop..... My oh my you are quite the sweet talker!

I am the KING of internet game.

* For all you wannabe players out there, start taking notes now: *

Hey Pixie, y'know what? You're pretty.

And nice.

And really, really, good at stuff at too.

*sigh* It's tough being a player.