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Why Can't white boyz Dance?

WODIN

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Really white men have no rythm and can't get a groove on worth a shit. Well, maybe gay white men, but that is it! Thank God my Great-Great-Great granfather was a african / native american or else I'd of never gotten as much kitty as I did in my youth. Womens love a guy that do some funky shiat.

I'd bet good money half you white racist prics got more african-american in ya than you think!
 
I'm of 100% white ancestry. I don't dance unless I'm really drunk(which rarely happens) When I do dance I make a total ass out of myself. I can't explain it, it's just a fact, white boys can't dance.
 
They used to say white men cant jump but having a 39 inch vertical and rhythm like no other makes this thread not apply.
 
Havoc your a genetic wonder, you are outside the "norm" of my trashin on the average, wife beater wearin, band boy wanna be wigga.
 
See kahn it's "Biatch" if you had any funky groovin soul in you, you'd say "biatch" instead of bitch. And doing that white boyz arm cross over bop shiat isn't dancing, it's self masterbation.
 
Last time I tried to dance I was on GHB....I thought I was tearing up the fucking dance floor...until somebody stepped on my fingers...

GHB + Dancing = Not a good looking site to behold...:p

Ranger
 
well the aboriginal in me has not enhanced my grooving skills, although i can dance to a beat. i'm just a really uncreative dancer... but i tear up the dance floor like a champ when i have some liquid courage. ;)
 
Thats why they made the two step.............which I can not do either............I think thats why X is comeing back into clubs:)
 
No Sir, didn't intend to insult when I said bitch, I apologize. I do mean I can dance. Don't bopshit or flail. Fast dancing is done paying attention to the woman I am with and I do everything from Tango/Pachanga to Ballroom and if I'm drunk enough, I'll commit the fatal error of the chicken dance, Macarena. or Hokey Pokey. Bring you woman. Nothing but whiteboy in my woodpile but I wouldn't doubt that there is some whiteboy in anothers woodpile.;)
 
Bustin' a move

I'm a great dancer ... Bull69 and I went out when he was in Vegas last month. He saw the dance floor clear out so May1010 could breakdance! May1010 gots the moves!:D
 
No offense taken at all.


Lmao...oh shit kahn... I'm part scott too bro. LOL!!!

The chicken dance it takes either alot of liquire or nerves of steel....
 
i'm white and i can definitely dance....and no, i'm not gay. i've been dancing since i was 14. i guess it has alot to do with what kind of music you're into. i grew up in chicago and was around house/dance music all the time, so it was natural for me to learn how to be a good dancer. all i know is that it's a major plus to the ladies if you can dance, and if a girl can't dance, it's a turn off to me.
 
I couldn't dance to save my soul, if I had one. I'm about as white as they come, except for some Indian, Jewish blood, and of course the requisite German and English Royalty.
 
what about the robocop?

i am so f'in white...i couldn't dance my way out of a paper sack. i am a no rhythm having sob.

tom leykis' opinion:

girls dance to get attention and get guys.
guys dance to get girls and only because they have to because the girls are out there.
if you are a male and you like to dance you are either gay or latino.
 
May1010 hasn't outed you yet is all deisel. LOL!!!
 
May1010 said:

I'll be the judge of that ...
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You deserve an award for your wit.....even those times it's directed at me...:D

As Garth Brooks once sang, (scary I'm qouting him).....It's all about the "Dance.." Dancing is intrinsic, you either feel the beat or you don't......
 
I can do interpretive dance and mime.
its a big hit on the dance floor and at the mall.

why's she gotta be doin the robot?
 
I can feel the beat, I just can't dance, but I can...to the beat:cool:
 
For all you guys who can't dance.... that is just too damn bad... listen to the rhythm and don't be afraid to go out and try... practice at home. Dancing is a great way to meet women.. and it is a kick ass feeling to be in a middle of a sandwich between 2 hot women who are grinding their stuff all over you.
Break dancing looks cool and all but... how the hell are you going to do the head-spin or the Robo-cop with a girl on the dance floor.. you just gotta move your hips and bounce those knees to the rhythm... but then again.. I'm not white.. maybe it really is harder for white people to feel the beat and move in a coordinated fashion.. but it is probably just a little practice and confidence.
 
I feel like an idiot when i dance......i always bump into people and knock them over, not for lack of rhythm........could YOU navigate a packed dancefloor if you were 6'4, 260 lbs?????

i think not.........so i stick to the bar and watch all the other idiots make fools of themselves.
 
Some say Southern Italians are part black.....my folks used to win jitterbug contests.... they sent me to junior cot illion (ballroom)....I was so good, I would do exibitions with the queen of the ball.....not much has changed...well, anyway, I used to have style and be able to cut a rug.
 
Guards same here...6'3" 265 . I am a bull in a china shop.

I only believe two people have skills on this thread so far...may and johnnyo! LOL!!!
 
WODIN said:
Guards same here...6'3" 265 . I am a bull in a china shop.

I only believe two people have skills on this thread so far...may and johnnyo! LOL!!!
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Yo, I'm 5'11" and 255, but I can get down!!! Just gotta throw them bows and get the haters out of the way....
 
Big Buck said:


Yo, I'm 5'11" and 255, but I can get down!!! Just gotta throw them bows and get the haters out of the way....
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Buck,

I bet you look like Freddy "Rerun" Barry from "What's Happening?" C'mon! You can't dance! It's one of the immutable laws of nature: guys who weigh more than 190 can't dance!

As for your post about tearing up at the end of "Gladiator," I can relate. That's all I have to say about that.
 
You will see the dancing skillz in action when I visit Vegas!!! On the real, every time I go out I get compliments on how good I dance.....
 
Big Buck said:
You will see the dancing skillz in action when I visit Vegas!!! On the real, every time I go out I get compliments on how good I dance.....
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Fine. When you come to Las Vegas, I'm taking you to "Gypsy."

Also, one does not dance "good." One dances "well."


Not to single Buck out, but I suspect that most of you guys have spent too much time in the gym. I just wish that some of you would have spent a little time studying your English grammar books.
 
Fine. When you come to Las Vegas, I'm taking you to "Gypsy."

Also, one does not dance "good." One dances "well."


Not to single Buck out, but I suspect that most of you guys have spent too much time in the gym. I just wish that some of you would have spent a little time studying your English grammar books.
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PPPLLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEE check your OWN spelling and grammar before posting such a retarded reply. You have sentence fragments all over the place. I don't know about you, but I could care less what my grammar looks like when I'm posting on the board. I don't think George is going to kick me off for having a spelling error or grammatical mistake in one of my posts.
 
May I spent most of my energies on Advanced math classes so :p
 
Guards and Woodin. I know how you feel I'm a 6'2 280lb Black Dude and since I was 8 I've been able to dance my ass off. Still can too. But when you have all of this size now, it doesn't look as smooth. I know I can still dance my ass off, I just feel like everyone is looking and I feel silly. Probably just Pranoia.

Hey may1010. You couldn't be more wrong. I dance better than all of my skinny friends.

And what's wrong with the end of "Gladiator"?
 
White boys can dance. Just give us a little E and you'll be next time you'll be asking "When do white boys ever quit dancing?"

stretch
 
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