why cant i meet a mature guy

[all the whey]

It's a high end club in Columbus; She only works days because she doesn't have to deal with the overly creepy fuckers. I spent an hour talking her down from a situation where a tiny Asian dude threw a lot of money at her and said,"Bigger girls need attention too." She's a 5'9" chick and I think she took the comment the wrong way....she interpreted it as a fat comment.

That bastard stole my line!

 

[puddlemonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O8lhF3BU-s&feature=related

why can't I embed this shit?

 

[javaguru]

That bastard stole my line!

You like the nudie bar?

 

[javaguru]

You should photochop this if I ever mention my high school football accolades again...

 

[borris]

Yeah, but she'll get a break tomorrow night. How's your pillow holding up?

pretty weak bro, I know you can come harder than that (no homo)

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[javaguru]

You should photochop this if I ever mention my high school football accolades again...

 

[all the whey]

You like the nudie bar?

eh

Once in a while we end up there. Never actually plan to go.

I've gone a few times with girls I was dating. That is usually better.


You don't seem like the type to like the strip clubs,

 

[puddlemonkey]

That was a great show

 

[puddlemonkey]

pretty weak bro, I know you can come harder than that (no homo)

Bitch please, the last time you got ass was when your fingers ripped through the toilet paper.