Why can't I get a date?

[Scotsman]

I mean I think they are in season and all but none of the stores seem to have any.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bw1]

Might be the ..........attire

 

[Scotsman]

Might be the ..........attire

I can't buy fruit because of the attire?

When did the supermarkets become facist havens?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Cal_21]

Lol

 

[javaguru]

Are dates Scottish? "If it ain't scottish it's crap!"

 

[bw1]

I can't buy fruit because of the attire?

When did the supermarkets become facist havens?

Cheers,
Scotsman

I know..Bastards

 

[Scotsman]

Are dates Scottish? "If it ain't scottish it's crap!"

No I think they come from much warmer climates.

Now for the Scotch treatment!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[javaguru]

No I think they come from much warmer climates.

Now for the Scotch treatment!

Cheers,
Scotsman

I'm sure the scotch will get you over not getting a date.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm sure the scotch will get you over not getting a date.

I don't know, have you ever eaten a date wrapped in bacon?

Sprinkle on some brown sugar and it's pure heaven.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

High jack alert

Scotsman I went to coldstone when I was in NYC it was ok on scale of 1 to 10 about a 7 I did create my own wondering if the is the problem.

 

[Scotsman]

High jack alert

Scotsman I went to coldstone when I was in NYC it was ok on scale of 1 to 10 about a 7 I did create my own wondering if the is the problem.

Last time I was there the fuckjob screwed mine up so it wasn't very good.

Wanna share some dates wrapped in bacon sometime?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

scotsman is HOT. i mean, in an all around, big guy, sexy kinda way.

i'd give him an avacado AND a date. i'd give him ALL the california produce.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Last time I was there the fuckjob screwed mine up so it wasn't very good.

Wanna share some dates wrapped in bacon sometime?

Cheers,
Scotsman

Yeah mine was kinda mealty too and it didn't look as pretty as they do on the website after eating out at all kinds of posh resturants all weekend I was used to a nice presentation of my food.

I will pass on the dates wraped in bacon but we are still on for coldstones sometime. What is the best mix from them in your expert opnion?

 

[Scotsman]

scotsman is HOT. i mean, in an all around, big guy, sexy kinda way.

i'd give him an avacado AND a date. i'd give him ALL the california produce.

Oh yeah, well except for the grapefruits I hate dem shits.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Scotsman]

Yeah mine was kinda mealty too and it didn't look as pretty as they do on the website after eating out at all kinds of posh resturants all weekend I was used to a nice presentation of my food.

I will pass on the dates wraped in bacon but we are still on for coldstones sometime. What is the best mix from them in your expert opnion?

You don't know what your missing with the dates, makes a great snack.

I usually the the cookie doughn't you want some. I'm a sucker for cookie dough ice cream.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bigmann245]

stop trying to out bench press your dates, your scaring them off. let them win for a change will ya.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You don't know what your missing with the dates, makes a great snack.

I usually the the cookie doughn't you want some. I'm a sucker for cookie dough ice cream.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Eh I never got into cookie dough just never did a thing for me.

 

[Cal_21]

scotsman is HOT. i mean, in an all around, big guy, sexy kinda way.

i'd give him an avacado AND a date. i'd give him ALL the california produce.

No one ever offers me produce...Cept pick3 & his baby carrot

 

[Nathan]

lol. Took me a sec.

 

[Mr. dB]

Wow, a thread that was made for my signature picture:

 

[Scotsman]

Eh I never got into cookie dough just never did a thing for me.

I always tell people that I go for cookie dough because I'm half baked anyway.LOL

Bigmann- Damnit is that what I'm doing wrong? Or is it when I "spot" them on squats that ruins the mood.

Mr dB- At least someone got the joke.

Cheers,
Scotsman