Why Being Pretty is so Important

[Nathan]

It's a well-known fact that nobody likes ugly people. They pretty much just stick to themselves until they absolutely MUST interact with one of the more attractive members of society for whatever reason, an exchange that is undeniably far more pleasant for the ugly party than for the beautiful. Were it up to me, and I think that in a way it's up to all of us, I'd simply castrate all the ugly males and then confine and them and their female counterparts to some remote island where they can wait in solitude for Death to come rapping at their door. Ugly fucks. *spits*

 

[from zero]

I'll give you some ugly. And by ugly, I mean pretty. And by pretty, I mean semen.

 

[Nathan]

I'll give you some ugly. And by ugly, I mean pretty. And by pretty, I mean semen.

Fuck yeah bitch. And by "yeah"I mean "Oh my od! Please go away and leave me alone you deviant Minion of the Devil!" Oh the Humanity!"

 

[from zero]

Word is bond. And by "is" I mean "mustard." I'm really starting to not make sense around here.

 

[Nathan]

Word is bond. And by "is" I mean "mustard." I'm really starting to not make sense around here.

You've been hanging around me for too long I'm afraid. What to know a secret? I'm fucking spaced out to shit again. I'm going to workout still high on morphine. I wonder what will happen here. This is going to be nothing but fun. Did that make any sense at all?

 

[from zero]

Yeah bor, I hear you loud and clear. Have fun with that.

 

[anabolicmd]

Were it up to me, and I think that in a way it's up to all of us, I'd simply castrate all the ugly males and then confine and them and their female counterparts to some remote island where they can wait in solitude for Death to come rapping at their door.

Its been done, it's called Canada.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

Its been done, it's called Canada.

Hey! That was mean

LOL!

 

[Tiervexx]

Re: Re: Why Being Pretty is so Important

Its been done, it's called Canada.

Then why are their still so many ugly fucks here? I think 2Thick is right. We really can't do anything right in this country...

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Why Being Pretty is so Important

Its been done, it's called Canada.

The joke's on you, tough guy. Canada isn't even an island. Contrary to popular belief, it's actually a peninsula.

 

[CipherLock]

Nathan is addressing an issue that I take seriously and personally. Everyday I am forced not only to see but also to actually attempt to communicate with these ugly people.

These revolting decrepit flesh capsules of waste approach me at bars, work and graveyards. I want something done about them.

I can understand why the laws aren’t being passed, my politicians aren’t the prettiest things in the world either. But damnit I pay taxes and I want something done.

I think it’s time to take this issue to congress and rest our laurels on Elle Woods legal strategy.

 

[winny100]

ugly is one thing but i hate lard arses

 

[Pikaia]

why u all so nasty?

jelus?

 

[Code]

When interviewing for an administrative assistant.
My only pre-requisite was that she be hot enough to fuck, but dumb enough to not want to date.

 

[MaGilicuti]

ugly/stupid ppl are the worst